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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1225868 Australia 02/04/2011 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? No, because their rapture is always just around the corner. American fundos have been waiting for it for 400 years, and every generation of them considered themselves to be living in the "End Times". |
^Watcher^ User ID: 1250541 United States 02/04/2011 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? I'm prepared for any scenerio. Whether we stay or whether we go, we have a peace that God's Holy Spirit will bring us comfort. If/when there are mass suicides (and I imagine there will be many), you can bet Christians will NOT be among them. And though I predict many of us will die for our faith, we know where we are going and that makes it all worth it. |
dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/04/2011 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? No, because their rapture is always just around the corner. American fundos have been waiting for it for 400 years, and every generation of them considered themselves to be living in the "End Times". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1225868I'm prepared for any scenerio. Whether we stay or whether we go, we have a peace that God's Holy Spirit will bring us comfort. If/when there are mass suicides (and I imagine there will be many), you can bet Christians will NOT be among them. And though I predict many of us will die for our faith, we know where we are going and that makes it all worth it. Quoting: ^Watcher^Anon: ROTFLMFAO! Hahahaha couldn't have said it better. Watcher: Just a question, can you explain to me the difference between the old testament and the new one? I honestly don't know. Last Edited by dubofkush on 02/04/2011 02:46 AM “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |
A Voice In The Wilderness User ID: 1154005 United States 02/04/2011 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? A secret rapture is not found anywhere in the Bible. This is a fable. So yes, many will be disappointed and will lose their faith because they have not studied the Book which they profess to believe. |
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dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/04/2011 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? A secret rapture is not found anywhere in the Bible. This is a fable. Quoting: A Voice In The Wilderness 1154005So yes, many will be disappointed and will lose their faith because they have not studied the Book which they profess to believe. Really? My buddies grandma is a "bible prophecy fanatic" and beyond the means of religious, but besides that she's fuckin awesome. But she always shows her grandson, my friends, and myself videos of some church television channel that always talks about prophecies like non stop, pretty irritating lol. I think she quoted from Paul's text or something, idk not to familiar with the bible. “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |
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SteveWard3928 User ID: 1255456 United States 02/04/2011 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Why do you want to start another online debate? It is a waste of time. Neither side is going to convince the other that their view is correct. You and others calling them names actually fulfulls the Biblical prophecy of being persecuted for the belief of God and Jesus. Steve/Sherry |
dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/04/2011 03:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Mass suicide? lmfao I hope so. Quoting: dubofkushThat's not very nice. It leans more toward a miracle. “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |
dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/04/2011 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Why do you want to start another online debate? It is a waste of time. Neither side is going to convince the other that their view is correct. You and others calling them names actually fulfulls the Biblical prophecy of being persecuted for the belief of God and Jesus. Quoting: SteveWard3928ohmyfuckinggod. i swear everytime i get into an arguement with a christian, any action that i do, oh that was a prophecy, oh god said that man is a rebel of its creator, oh man is evil. god damn its annoying. "22:13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, 22:14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: ... 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die" theres your bible for yeah, nice and civilized. “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |
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manycoloredcrow User ID: 1253868 United States 02/04/2011 03:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? [link to www.vbox7.com] From "Family Guy" Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson left behind. In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. Dwight D. Eisenhower [link to www.h-net.org] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1254601 United States 02/04/2011 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Why do you want to start another online debate? It is a waste of time. Neither side is going to convince the other that their view is correct. You and others calling them names actually fulfulls the Biblical prophecy of being persecuted for the belief of God and Jesus. Quoting: SteveWard3928ohmyfuckinggod. i swear everytime i get into an arguement with a christian, any action that i do, oh that was a prophecy, oh god said that man is a rebel of its creator, oh man is evil. god damn its annoying. "22:13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, 22:14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: ... 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die" theres your bible for yeah, nice and civilized. Stoning in the bible, no way! That's only islooms! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1254601 United States 02/04/2011 03:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Chrisitanity is evolving away from a belief in the rapture and towards an open worship of Israel and its people as somehow divine. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130777Ain't that the truth, lots of well placed shills with tv shows can completely alter the minds of idiots. |
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dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/04/2011 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Mass suicide? lmfao I hope so. Quoting: dubofkushjust so you know.. not all us believe in the "rapture" infact more dont believe in the rapture than do. eh well take out the catholics cause they don't even count as a religion lmfao. then yes you actually have an even number of who believe and those who don't. “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |
ATOM User ID: 1218429 United States 02/04/2011 04:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Suddenly, the deaths stopped. Nothing happened. Jesus never came. ...and he never will. They've been saying that same line since I was a kid, which was a long damn time ago. "If you don't let Jesus into your heart, blah blah blah." And they're still at it. |
dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/04/2011 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Remember when all those mass animal deaths were occurring? The Christians were going wild with "Jesus is coming!" And "God is furious!" And on and on and on. Quoting: ATOM 1218429Suddenly, the deaths stopped. Nothing happened. Jesus never came. ...and he never will. They've been saying that same line since I was a kid, which was a long damn time ago. "If you don't let Jesus into your heart, blah blah blah." And they're still at it. Hahahaha then they say well it just hasn't happened yet. So so so sad. “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1236833 United States 02/04/2011 04:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? no we they everyone will just watch this stream [link to en.justin.tv] |
EvilBugger User ID: 577454 Australia 02/04/2011 04:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Hopefully, they'll stop the annoying quoting of a book that has been embellished and revised a thousand times. I throw idiots on the bbq...™ Best Idiot Idiom so far: You are about as far from the truth as can be ! thats why you are a EvilBugger Quoting: AC1457060 - Zionist shill |
sea User ID: 1217065 Netherlands 02/04/2011 04:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Mass suicide ain't gona happen. thou shall not kill. Look at jehova witness, they are linked to the watchtower organisation and they have claimed 2 times before that the end time is coming. 2 times it did not happen and look how strong they are now. Old testament goes around God, new testament goes around Jezus. It did not replace the old but the new testament is to fullfill the old one. Matthew 5 (Common English Bible) 17 “Don’t even begin to think that I have come to do away with the Law and the Prophets. I haven’t come to do away with them but to fulfill them. 18 I say to you very seriously that as long as heaven and earth exist, neither the smallest letter nor even the smallest stroke of a pen will be erased from the Law until everything there becomes a reality. 19 Therefore, whoever ignores one of the least of these commands and teaches others to do the same will be called the lowest in the kingdom of heaven. But whoever keeps these commands and teaches people to keep them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 I say to you that unless your righteousness is greater than the righteousness of the legal experts and the Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. You should ask you're grandma why God asked : Genesis 3 (American Standard Version) 9 And Jehovah God called unto the man, and said unto him, Where art thou? Genesis 3 (King James Version) 9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? Genesis 3 (New International Version - UK) 9 But the LORD God called to the man, Where are you? Genesis 3 (New King James Version) 9 Then the LORD God called to Adam and said to him, “Where are you?” The great ALL KNOWING God calls to adam where are you? This is so freaky haha. Matthew 19 (New King James Version) 16 Now behold, one came and said to Him, “Good[e] Teacher, what good thing shall I do that I may have eternal life?” 17 So He said to him, “Why do you call Me good?[f] No one is good but One, that is, God.[g] But if you want to enter into life, keep the commandments.” If God is the only one that is good then how can he lie to adam ? God knows all and so he know where adam is and yet he pretends he doesn't know. Read abit further from genesis 3-9 and you read something like 11 And He said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree of which I commanded you that you should not eat?” how can an all knowing God behave like a human ? And keep thinking. How can some1 command a creature that does not know the difference between right and wrong. I compared it with dog training. A dog does not know that either and throuh the use of a treat or a correction we can train it, you can do that without using words. The experiment: If you got a dog that is good/trained, stable, let it sit in front of you or next to you. Then eat something, like bread or chips or whatever the dog likes too, after a bite lower you're hand and look at the dog. The dog won't grab/eat it, if it is a good/trained stable dog. Take another bite lower again you're hand and now look away. Mostly the dog will grab/eat it as it cannot resist the view of unguarded food. Question did the dog do something wrong or not ? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1255522 Germany 02/04/2011 04:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? A secret rapture is not found anywhere in the Bible. This is a fable. Quoting: A Voice In The Wilderness 1154005So yes, many will be disappointed and will lose their faith because they have not studied the Book which they profess to believe. +500 |
dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/04/2011 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? Mass suicide ain't gona happen. thou shall not kill. Quoting: sea 1217065Look at jehova witness, they are linked to the watchtower organisation and they have claimed 2 times before that the end time is coming. 2 times it did not happen and look how strong they are now. Old testament goes around God, new testament goes around Jezus. It did not replace the old but the new testament is to fullfill the old one. Matthew 5 (Common English Bible) 17 “Don’t even begin to think that I have come to do away with the Law and the Prophets. I haven’t come to do away with them but to fulfill them. 18 I say to you very seriously that as long as heaven and earth exist, neither the smallest letter nor even the smallest stroke of a pen will be erased from the Law until everything there becomes a reality. 19 Therefore, whoever ignores one of the least of these commands and teaches others to do the same will be called the lowest in the kingdom of heaven. But whoever keeps these commands and teaches people to keep them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 I say to you that unless your righteousness is greater than the righteousness of the legal experts and the Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. You should ask you're grandma why God asked : Genesis 3 (American Standard Version) 9 And Jehovah God called unto the man, and said unto him, Where art thou? Genesis 3 (King James Version) 9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? Genesis 3 (New International Version - UK) 9 But the LORD God called to the man, Where are you? Genesis 3 (New King James Version) 9 Then the LORD God called to Adam and said to him, “Where are you?” The great ALL KNOWING God calls to adam where are you? This is so freaky haha. Matthew 19 (New King James Version) 16 Now behold, one came and said to Him, “Good[e] Teacher, what good thing shall I do that I may have eternal life?” 17 So He said to him, “Why do you call Me good?[f] No one is good but One, that is, God.[g] But if you want to enter into life, keep the commandments.” If God is the only one that is good then how can he lie to adam ? God knows all and so he know where adam is and yet he pretends he doesn't know. Read abit further from genesis 3-9 and you read something like 11 And He said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree of which I commanded you that you should not eat?” how can an all knowing God behave like a human ? And keep thinking. How can some1 command a creature that does not know the difference between right and wrong. I compared it with dog training. A dog does not know that either and throuh the use of a treat or a correction we can train it, you can do that without using words. The experiment: If you got a dog that is good/trained, stable, let it sit in front of you or next to you. Then eat something, like bread or chips or whatever the dog likes too, after a bite lower you're hand and look at the dog. The dog won't grab/eat it, if it is a good/trained stable dog. Take another bite lower again you're hand and now look away. Mostly the dog will grab/eat it as it cannot resist the view of unguarded food. Question did the dog do something wrong or not ? I like your explanation. So just a question, you're saying that the Bible's been changed numerous times throughout the time period of its interpretation from generation to generation, correct? That's something I wanted to actually dig deeper into and research and see what may have been lost in translation and so on. “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1064293 United States 02/04/2011 05:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? what I question, when all believers are swept from this earth. What are you going to do? Dance and say the bible was wrong? The dancing will stop soon as the wrath of God is unleashed. It will take place, I am at the stance It isnt going to happenen until deep into the tribulation. Christians must be persecuted as the Christians of old was. Plenty of beheadings, stonings, jailing, hanging....ect..for our faith. Sounds like the work of muslims, it will be the muslims that will own the world at that point. |
dubofkush (OP) User ID: 1255365 United States 02/05/2011 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So I wonder what's gonna happen when all the religitards don't just poof away when their rapture doesn't happen? what I question, when all believers are swept from this earth. What are you going to do? Dance and say the bible was wrong? The dancing will stop soon as the wrath of God is unleashed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064293It will take place, I am at the stance It isnt going to happenen until deep into the tribulation. Christians must be persecuted as the Christians of old was. Plenty of beheadings, stonings, jailing, hanging....ect..for our faith. Sounds like the work of muslims, it will be the muslims that will own the world at that point. Ohh hahaha this really made me think now ROTFLMFAO. Fail. Just a fail. One valid point though, yes Muslims are slowly gaining power once again. “Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”Bob Marley |