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Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? |
Kevin L B 10/29/2004 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? I started out with this hat I made from some bargain tinfoil that was 2 rolls for a dollar and soon found it lacked the structural integrity I was looking for. I then purchased the expensive foil(Piggy Wiggly had it on sale) at the urging of my shrink I found outside the homeless shelter,(He said he was one anyway) and was very happy with my product til the voices and ringing came back after 5-6 seconds of wearing my new hat. I altered the ear flaps and covered the holes with more foil and finally thought I had success til I noticed I couldnīt see for the hat came down to my waist. I quickly realized I was in way over my head so I took my foil back, got my refund and now hoping some of my fair-weather friends here in GLP land will teach me how they do it.
Sincerely, Kevin L B. |
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Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? I think Zetatalk offered a full line of foil-lined apparel, for the discriminating psychotic shopper.
Ask Nancy! Channeler, astronomer, fashion maven -- sheīs all that and a bag of chips! |
ffffffuck 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? this works for me...stick head in micowave...press cook...pres time...5 minutes should do it...be sure to use a fork or soemthing to disable the safety thingee...normally canīt operate with door open |
Soakingood 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Awww, Kevin, you must have left Elvis-ville. Cuz the Pig packed up and left town! Coffee another time. |
Kevin L B 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? I am still in town here, in fact picking up a friend who needs help and I have nowhere to put her. Got room Soaking? |
Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Never mind that, tell us the story again about how you meet Princess Petunia, heeyuk, that was so funny!!! |
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Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? ...oh, you said "reasonable" price. Never mind. |
francis parker yockey 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? And in a pinch it can be fashioned into a crude bong. |
BlueMeteor 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control [ link to zapatopi.net] |
Kevin L B 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Now why did you have to bring up that nightmare episode of my life dear ac? I was just recovering and may need another 40-50 hours of therapy to gain some sense of normacy in my life.
Thanks. |
Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? nO , DO NOT USE TIN FOIL. yOU NEED TO USE WAX PAPER . iTS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS . |
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karl 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Get a big aluminum boiler and wear it on yer head. Thatīs what I do! Works good.. |
Fish 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Did you try Wal-Mart Rollback prices? |
Clear Eyes 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Forget the tinfoil hats, they donīt stop the voices.
Try the duct tape and plastic sheeting, minimum 6 mil thick .. that will stop everything.
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Snugglepooter 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? www.stopabductions.com |
Kevin L B 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? OK, I have the duct tape, tin foil and lots of plastic. Now what do I do? |
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Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? put plastic overhead, duct tape around neck to keep out the voices. |
dude h homeslice ix 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? sorry, but all new tin hats are equipped with gps chips. sorry bout that. |
Kevin L B 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? I am back after unsuccessfully trying to tape the plastic around my head to block the voices. What if I try to create a huge tin foil bubble and just move in? Anyone with a spare 3.79 to help cover the costs of the extra tin foil? Maybe I need better quality tape...
What if my plastic is defective? I think the 90 day warranty has run out!? |
Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? keven, use the wax paper . I am telling the truth . |
Kevin L B 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Wax paper? Where can I find this wax paper? I am kinda low on funds considering I am between jobs so could you please send me some wax paper through the net?
Thanks. |
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sock puppet No 2 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? kevin, you need the alcoa brand, which is a local product, manufactured for local conditions. They know what Tenseeans need. |
Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Tinfoil is useless.
You need lead foil. |
Kevin L B 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Alcoa brand lead foil? Is this what I need and will it do the trick? Would I have to sell my prized rock collection to pay for this special edition foil hat? |
Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Use 3-M Velostat to line your hat! Not foil. [ link to www.stopabductions.com] |
suicidesqueeze 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? What would you consider reasonable? |
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Kevin L B 12/08/2005 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price? Anything under 3 bucks. Thatīs all I have at the moment I can spend on such a fine crafted product. |
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