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Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?

 
Kevin L B
10/29/2004 12:17 PM
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Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
I started out with this hat I made from some bargain tinfoil that was 2 rolls for a dollar and soon found it lacked the structural integrity I was looking for. I then purchased the expensive foil(Piggy Wiggly had it on sale) at the urging of my shrink I found outside the homeless shelter,(He said he was one anyway) and was very happy with my product til the voices and ringing came back after 5-6 seconds of wearing my new hat. I altered the ear flaps and covered the holes with more foil and finally thought I had success til I noticed I couldnīt see for the hat came down to my waist. I quickly realized I was in way over my head so I took my foil back, got my refund and now hoping some of my fair-weather friends here in GLP land will teach me how they do it.

Sincerely, Kevin L B.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
I think Zetatalk offered a full line of foil-lined apparel, for the discriminating psychotic shopper.

Ask Nancy! Channeler, astronomer, fashion maven -- sheīs all that and a bag of chips!
ffffffuck
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
this works for me...stick head in micowave...press cook...pres time...5 minutes should do it...be sure to use a fork or soemthing to disable the safety thingee...normally canīt operate with door open
Soakingood
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Awww, Kevin, you must have left Elvis-ville. Cuz the Pig packed up and left town! Coffee another time.
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
I am still in town here, in fact picking up a friend who needs help and I have nowhere to put her. Got room Soaking?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Never mind that, tell us the story again about how you meet Princess Petunia, heeyuk, that was so funny!!!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
...oh, you said "reasonable" price. Never mind.
francis parker yockey
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
And in a pinch it can be fashioned into a crude bong.
BlueMeteor
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control
[link to zapatopi.net]
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Now why did you have to bring up that nightmare episode of my life dear ac? I was just recovering and may need another 40-50 hours of therapy to gain some sense of normacy in my life.

Thanks.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
nO , DO NOT USE TIN FOIL. yOU NEED TO USE WAX PAPER . iTS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS .
karl
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Get a big aluminum boiler and wear it on yer head. Thatīs what I do! Works good..
Fish
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Did you try Wal-Mart Rollback prices?
Clear Eyes
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Forget the tinfoil hats, they donīt stop the voices.

Try the duct tape and plastic sheeting, minimum 6 mil thick .. that will stop everything.

;)
Snugglepooter
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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www.stopabductions.com
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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OK, I have the duct tape, tin foil and lots of plastic. Now what do I do?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
put plastic overhead, duct tape around neck to keep out the voices.
dude h homeslice ix
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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sorry, but all new tin hats are equipped with gps chips.

sorry bout that. damned
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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I am back after unsuccessfully trying to tape the plastic around my head to block the voices. What if I try to create a huge tin foil bubble and just move in? Anyone with a spare 3.79 to help cover the costs of the extra tin foil? Maybe I need better quality tape...

What if my plastic is defective? I think the 90 day warranty has run out!?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
keven, use the wax paper . I am telling the truth .
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Wax paper? Where can I find this wax paper? I am kinda low on funds considering I am between jobs so could you please send me some wax paper through the net?

Thanks.
sock puppet No 2
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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kevin, you need the alcoa brand, which is a local product, manufactured for local conditions. They know what Tenseeans need.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Tinfoil is useless.

You need lead foil.
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Alcoa brand lead foil? Is this what I need and will it do the trick? Would I have to sell my prized rock collection to pay for this special edition foil hat?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Use 3-M Velostat to line your hat! Not foil.

[link to www.stopabductions.com]
suicidesqueeze
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
What would you consider reasonable?
Kevin L B
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Re: Excuse me, but can you tell me where I can find a high quality tinfoil hat at a reasonable price?
Anything under 3 bucks. Thatīs all I have at the moment I can spend on such a fine crafted product.





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