I Shot Bigfoot, and dumped him in Lake Michigan......ask me a question

COOOL. Did you 5starred your own thread... ?

nope

So..... Sasquatch IS related to Osama!

good one

Did you have to dispose of the body within 24 hours due to his Islamic beliefs?

can not be confirmed or denied at this time

It's so sad and funny, because this is actually happening. Hopefully they will actually give us proof......hopefully.

no, he just stunk like shit

So which was it Bigfoot or Sasquatch?
You seem to be changing your story alot mister!

Michelle Obama?

So in short Sasquatch?

a Bigfoot is a Sasquatch, but to be specific, his name was Harry

They' all interchangeable to me...though Bigfoot is probably nicer in person.

Tell me......How did they confirm the DNA you took to be Sasquatch. They would need something to compare it to.

But remember you had him in your deep freezer for years before you dumped him.

compared it to the Sasquatch i killed last week, no bullshit

not true, my freezer is full with a Jersey Devil and two Chupacabras

Not Harry, he was a personal friend of MacDougal my Leprechaun!!!!

Wait, the Harry I'm thinking of was a Yeti, so it's all good.

Are you also the one that captured Chtulu and then set him free?

Ok, now for my question.

1. What does a Sasquatch use for toilet paper?

2. Is it true what they say about primates with "big feet"?

I had the same question...

don't be crazy, that's a work of fiction...

1. Pine bark, or Charmin when its on sale

2. Yes, its hard to find shoes

Why are you polluting Lake Michigan with dead sasquatch? Didn't you see the "No Dumping" sign? You could have sold the body to some tabloid!



Then all of the would have ran out to go buy it do to the lovely front cover photo!

and what did you use, a backhoe?

LOLOL

as if you Sir, could drag one anywhere

too funny

Brace for primates everwhere to start nuking large zoos.

YCM