Serious Discussion Time with Illuminati

Oh hi. I'm just posting this, because this is how I communicate with my Illuminati family.

Ok. I really don't care if you nuke any place besides where I am. New York City is ideal though. Do you know how many laughs you'll get?

I know I'll be safe... whatever you guys do. It's time guys, you have control over lots of aspects of peoples lives they will never ever be aware of.

But I've made my decision and its New York City. Imagine all of those assholes being fried. You know you don't like them :)