"Metaphysically wrinkle free"

I'm sitting on a jet on a long flight, still kind of ticked I didn't get the first class upgrade, (damn annoying girl sitting next to me trying to tell me something I don't really want to listen to) Always would have loved being a pilot, (now the girl gets up, finally gives up on me and walks to the rear door and lowers the ladder. Of course we were on the Tarmac the whole time, we were all just going along with the rest in a big game of pretend, guess you have to get off and grow up sometime. For those on standby, I really don't know what to say.