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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1539700 Canada 06/07/2012 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say a Sag is a rough one with Birthdays surrounding Christmas, yesterday was my birthday and I spent it alone on the beach, nobody even really batted an eye about it. Quoting: HilosPP Sag rocks, married one. Best years of my life so far. I am an Aires BTW. Happy B-day. (better late than never) I'm Sag, I've just about gone crazy with a Libra. Or is it Earthy people? Or maybe the combination. People who can smother the spirit of a Sag (or who even want to) have something seriously wrong with them,, |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1539700 Canada 06/08/2012 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My mom is a Gemini. She never hurt a fly. Super kind and hardworking. Quoting: chulahoma Every sign has its negative attributes, so it kinda depends on personal experience and who you know. But I think the sign with the most potential for real evil is Scorpio. A Scorpio observes. It's in a Scorpio's nature to be curious, always learning how other people work, and they are able to spot others' shortcomings almost intuitively. Because of this, Scorp's able to fucking tear someone apart by utilizing his/her deepest insecurities. Also, the possessive/jealous side of Scorpio could lead him/her to do very bad things. It's hard but as a Scorpio you have to always keep your passionate emotions in check. Much love to Scorpios.. if their positive traits are nurtured, Scorpios are kind, philosophical, and never boring :D Sag's like Scorpians,,,, probably because we have nothing to hide,,, totally transparent, nothing for the Scorpian to "reveal". |
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Kirk User ID: 10818676 United States 06/08/2012 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With great personal charm and animal magnetism, Leos don't have to be good-looking to get some nookie. Leos are also romantic, which helps a lot in the free fuck department. However, all this charm is superficial, and though Leos make great one-night stands, they usually flop as spouses. An example might be of the Leo couple who wind up in a candle-lit honeymoon suite, and she enters the bedroom in a classy lace nightie, and he slowly removes it, and kisses her all over. But when they get into bed, all they can do is talk about how wonderful and romantic they make each other feel. She's frigid and he can't get it up. But on the brighter side, a Leo is a wonderful confidant, someone you can tell anything to. A good shoulder to cry on. On the other hand, a Leo tends to let conceit and vanity get in the way. They make great sales-people -- they can sell fishnet stockings to a quadraplegiac. Leos, however, are themselves very trusting and generous. The phrases "The check is in the mail", "I love you", and "I won't cum in your mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases to save for Leos. Famous Leos include Peter O'Toole, Lucille Ball, Herman Melville, George Bernard Shaw, Cecil B DeMille and Claude Debussy. Government is a body largely ungoverned. |
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Kirk User ID: 10818676 United States 06/08/2012 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aquarius (January 21-February 19) Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids. Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians. Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts. On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on. Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns. [link to www.jokes2go.com] Government is a body largely ungoverned. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1539700 Canada 06/08/2012 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I didn't know that about Gemini's. I've never really met one. Quoting: NautiGirl2 So, what sign is the best sign do you think? I vote for Libras! Regardless that I'm a quadruple Scorpio and love my Scorpioness, I do agree with you that Libras are the best. My best friends are Libras, and I love them dearly. Geminis and Aquarians, though? Meh. Well that's good to know. My best friend is a libra, she's super nice as well. Psychopaths are nice too.. |
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wisc_natureboy User ID: 17545340 United States 06/08/2012 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aquarius (January 21-February 19) Quoting: Kirk Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids. Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians. Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts. On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on. Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns. [link to www.jokes2go.com] This good to know. Thanks for posting. BTW: Nobody is ever bored in the company of a Gemini. ;-`) We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9079482 United States 06/08/2012 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cancer: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9079482 Men are usually homosexual, women are mentally unstable, gold diggers, and will screw anything they can hold still long enough. Don't think my Cancer ex-husband was gay, but he definitely would screw anything he could hold down long enough (2 minutes if lucky) so anything's possible ... he probably was doing the dog while I was in the shower. Cancer: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9079482 Men are usually homosexual, women are mentally unstable, gold diggers, and will screw anything they can hold still long enough. Don't think my Cancer ex-husband was gay, but he definitely would screw anything he could hold down long enough (2 minutes if lucky) so anything's possible ... he probably was doing the dog while I was in the shower. Yes, on the dog. Sorry, I left one out. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13914728 United States 06/08/2012 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Aquarians have their heads in the clouds. They think they're perfect in every way, actually proud of their faults and refuse to make any effort to change or compromise. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13914728 Aries are know-it-all airheads. It's funny when someone who thinks they know everything walks through life pushing doors labeled pull. My first love was a gemini. He was wonderfully artistic albeit very reckless. Now I've got an amazing Libra guy. Love him to pieces! He's so fair and balanced and good natured. My dad's a Libra too. I'm on the first day of the Cancer/Leo cusp. I'm an Aries. I know a lot, but not everything. I have a high IQ, but I am NOT competitive and I am not that organized. I like to be a lone a lot and I don't like people much. I am on the cusp of Pisces and Aries. I think i lean towards Pisces traits more and I was born on a zero deacon. Which is unusual in itself. None of these things are 100%, life experience has a lot to do with it. I think Libras are more know it all and very critical, on top of being amazing. My brother is one. He makes effortless friends and is bubbly and interesting. They have charisma but are also grouchy and aloof. I'm familiar with the grouchy and aloof side of the Libra. It's prevalent in both my dad and bf. You're a relatively humble Aries in admitting you don't know everything. That which you think you know (I'll bet) you stand by like it's gospel. There are very few things I hold as truth. Most things I think I know I tend to question and am open to the possibility they may be wrong. I appreciate the same trait in my Libra. I think you and I have our respective cancer and aries flaws balanced by the virtue of having been born on the cusps. What the heck is a zero deacon? My bing search for the term provided nothing. |
wisc_natureboy User ID: 17545340 United States 06/08/2012 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I didn't know that about Gemini's. I've never really met one. Quoting: NautiGirl2 So, what sign is the best sign do you think? I vote for Libras! If we Geminis are so terrible, how come my ex's call for months sometimes years after we break up? Looking for the child support. We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
khoisansun User ID: 17475024 South Africa 06/08/2012 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I rate the worst sign as Aquarius. Funnily I am one. A friend in the village and I were talking one day and it came up that all the people I did not like were this sign. I think there are two reasons for this. The one being that they are emotionally able to detach which makes it hellish for others. They love confrontation where others fear it. They don't do the personal love very well - prefer the collective ideology. I wish Harmony, Love, Truth and Justice for all my brothers and sisters. With the United forces of the silent vibrations of our thoughts, we are strong, healthy and happy thus making a link of universal fraternity.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14594859 Canada 06/08/2012 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IMO its Geminis. Bunch of liars, unpredictable and unreliable cheats... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6400150 It's whichever one it is that makes you more likely to believe in that horseshit. Is there a punctuation mark to indicate irony or sarcasm? Somebody should invent one. It'd be the most used key on my keyboard. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16344976 United States 06/08/2012 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gosh, only one person mentioned Virgos. They are by far the worst. Snobby, picky, assholes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580163 Maybe the Libra was Virgo,, on the cusp as they say... I'm a Virgo and have the sign of Virgo in 4 other houses. I'm not the least bit snobby. I've always been able to accept people that others considered outcast. I am extremely neat, hygienic and picky, but I don't force it on others. We Virgo women make good wives and mothers. My husband is a Pisces and I think of him as the greatest man on the planet. My brother-in-law is a Gemini and he drives me frigging crazy. The two signs that I can't stand are Sagittarians and Aquarians. Sagittarians love to argue and Aquarians are backstabbing and just plain crazy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15273898 United States 06/08/2012 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Scorpios no doubt, ain't happy unless everyone else is freaking miserable. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 755706 aint that the fuckin truth! My mother is a prime example I am Pisces btw...I think we have it bad because we have traits of all of them. my mum also a scorpian her words cut you like a knife,very scarey sign. :bigbaby1: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14392840 United States 06/08/2012 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gosh, only one person mentioned Virgos. They are by far the worst. Snobby, picky, assholes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580163 Maybe the Libra was Virgo,, on the cusp as they say... I'm a Virgo and have the sign of Virgo in 4 other houses. I'm not the least bit snobby. I've always been able to accept people that others considered outcast. I am extremely neat, hygienic and picky, but I don't force it on others. We Virgo women make good wives and mothers. My husband is a Pisces and I think of him as the greatest man on the planet. My brother-in-law is a Gemini and he drives me frigging crazy. The two signs that I can't stand are Sagittarians and Aquarians. Sagittarians love to argue and Aquarians are backstabbing and just plain crazy. Aquarians are sneaky, Good people, but if theres any that do lie forwhatever noble reason, It would be Aquarians. |
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