Which is the worst zodiac sign to be born under?

Hahaha!
Some of you got played by a gemini. Too bad for you :)

:) :) :)

As for the worst sign: definitely Leo women (1 dimensional bitches) and cancer men (whiney namby-pambys)

I'm Sag, I've just about gone crazy with a Libra. Or is it Earthy people? Or maybe the combination. People who can smother the spirit of a Sag (or who even want to) have something seriously wrong with them,,

Maybe the Libra was Virgo,, on the cusp as they say...

Sag's like Scorpians,,,, probably because we have nothing to hide,,, totally transparent, nothing for the Scorpian to "reveal".

This Scorpio disagrees with your sterotyping.

Leo (July 24-August 23)

With great personal charm and animal magnetism, Leos don't have
to be good-looking to get some nookie. Leos are also romantic,
which helps a lot in the free fuck department.
However, all this charm is superficial, and though Leos make
great one-night stands, they usually flop as spouses.

An example might be of the Leo couple who wind up in a
candle-lit honeymoon suite, and she enters the bedroom in a
classy lace nightie, and he slowly removes it, and kisses
her all over. But when they get into bed, all they can do
is talk about how wonderful and romantic they make each other
feel. She's frigid and he can't get it up.

But on the brighter side, a Leo is a wonderful confidant,
someone you can tell anything to. A good shoulder to cry on.
On the other hand, a Leo tends to let conceit and vanity get
in the way. They make great sales-people -- they can sell
fishnet stockings to a quadraplegiac.

Leos, however, are themselves very trusting and generous.
The phrases "The check is in the mail", "I love you", and
"I won't cum in your mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases
to save for Leos.

Famous Leos include Peter O'Toole, Lucille Ball, Herman
Melville, George Bernard Shaw, Cecil B DeMille and Claude
Debussy.

Im an Aries, surrounded by Gemini's! Ugh lies and know it all's.

Aquarius (January 21-February 19)

Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most
original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians
fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an
elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.

Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp
analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual
position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility.
Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are
a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented
by Aquarians.

Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the
"pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em!
Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an
Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months.
It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session
lasts.

On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't
give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless,
slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign
are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass
them on.

Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and
her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John
Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll
and Robert Burns.

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Psychopaths are nice too..

Gemini........they are ALL bipolar! Come on Geminis......admit it!

This

This good to know.
Thanks for posting.

BTW: Nobody is ever bored in the company of a Gemini. ;-`)

Yes, on the dog. Sorry, I left one out.

Looking for the child support.

I have never met an impulsive Aries, actually the ones I know are all down to earth, a bit serious and very responsible.

I'm familiar with the grouchy and aloof side of the Libra. It's prevalent in both my dad and bf.

You're a relatively humble Aries in admitting you don't know everything. That which you think you know (I'll bet) you stand by like it's gospel. There are very few things I hold as truth. Most things I think I know I tend to question and am open to the possibility they may be wrong. I appreciate the same trait in my Libra. I think you and I have our respective cancer and aries flaws balanced by the virtue of having been born on the cusps.

What the heck is a zero deacon? My bing search for the term provided nothing.

I rate the worst sign as Aquarius.
Funnily I am one.

A friend in the village and I were talking one day and it came up that all the people I did not like were this sign.

I think there are two reasons for this.
The one being that they are emotionally able to detach which makes it hellish for others.
They love confrontation where others fear it.
They don't do the personal love very well - prefer the collective ideology.

It's whichever one it is that makes you more likely to believe in that horseshit.

Is there a punctuation mark to indicate irony or sarcasm?

Somebody should invent one. It'd be the most used key on my keyboard.

I'm a Virgo and have the sign of Virgo in 4 other houses. I'm not the least bit snobby. I've always been able to accept people that others considered outcast. I am extremely neat, hygienic and picky, but I don't force it on others. We Virgo women make good wives and mothers.

My husband is a Pisces and I think of him as the greatest man on the planet.

My brother-in-law is a Gemini and he drives me frigging crazy.

The two signs that I can't stand are Sagittarians and Aquarians. Sagittarians love to argue and Aquarians are backstabbing and just plain crazy.

Hey this was supposed to be a "whats the worst sign" thread, instead its just people defending their own signs wtf.

Lol, this thread cracked me up.

People always point out traits in others, that they have first recognized in themselves. Gemini Rule!

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ditto pb

Aries have hot blow up tempers, but ten minutes later they forget what they blew up about.

Aquarians are sneaky, Good people, but if theres any that do lie forwhatever noble reason, It would be Aquarians.

In my experience... Scorpio's and Taurus are the worst zodiac signs.

pfft

Taurus. My mother was one...(no communication)

I am a Gemini and ofcourse almost perfect.

Who decides? Just depends on a lot more than your sign...

I love Aquarius though! Free and true souls! However...

wha...