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just pulled four loaves out...butter..warm....total time 15 minutes and 40 to cook

great new book on how to make artisan breads..the science of...

Peter Reinhart's
"Whole Grain Breads"
Ten speed press

for all you with gluten problems hers a book that has great recipes for making bread's with ancient grains.
3 day process using simple steps.
preferments the grains and use's yugurt as part of a three part process,... for those with gluten problems know that baking with these harder grains and getting good structure is hard work usually. spelt kamut etc...don't tend to make fluffy bread easily.
I can't eat most breads so this is a great book for me
...sorry no recipes but he's worked hard to put this book together and its really really worth the read to understand what hes doing with the artisan breads and the price to support him. i paid 35.00 for its and worth every penny...
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Thanks I'll try it.

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you know, I don't like chewy crusty bread - not this artisan that's hard as a rock on the outside. This artisan style bread is all over now. I even got some at the Food Bank. It's bread for people who don't know how to make bread or appreciate good bread. Nothing personal, just my opinion. Would love to see more recipes posted though! ;)
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Re: make chewy crusty artisan BREAD with 5 minutes of your time! seriously! and cheap!
you know, I don't like chewy crusty bread - not this artisan that's hard as a rock on the outside. This artisan style bread is all over now. I even got some at the Food Bank. It's bread for people who don't know how to make bread or appreciate good bread. Nothing personal, just my opinion. Would love to see more recipes posted though! ;)
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I have been making this bread for years

from this NYT recipe

it's great bread

I also like to do batter breads--those are quick and easy

and instant

beer batter is great and takes the flavor of the beer you use
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Re: make chewy crusty artisan BREAD with 5 minutes of your time! seriously! and cheap!
you know, I don't like chewy crusty bread - not this artisan that's hard as a rock on the outside. This artisan style bread is all over now. I even got some at the Food Bank. It's bread for people who don't know how to make bread or appreciate good bread. Nothing personal, just my opinion. Would love to see more recipes posted though! ;)
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I have made beer bread in a coffee can, so hard on the outside that it took a chisel to open, but the inside was so worth it! I will try this one too. Not everyone can afford to be so picky...and if the inside is wonderful, then the outside might be good for crutons or even the birds!
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Yet another torment for those of us who must remain gluten-free. I LOVE crusty bread.
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Yet another torment for those of us who must remain gluten-free. I LOVE crusty bread.
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Try it with amaranth?
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Why the fuck did you capitalize "bread" in the title?
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Ehm, Sir, um.....?!?
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Why the fuck did you capitalize "bread" in the title?
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Ehm, Sir, um.....?!?
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Any tips for making this bread when the SHTF and all the power in the house goes out? :)
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that's what she said.
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B.R.E.A.D.

Bread Real Easy And Delicious ?
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Any tips for making this bread when the SHTF and all the power in the house goes out? :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1332988


OP or someone says it could easily be down on open fire or mud brick stove......as long as your dutch oven is really hot....

really wierd.. after sharing this with my wife, on a cooking show here in aus.. no word of a lie, about an hour ago, they showed the same method.. but using commercial bread mix.... GRIN.. GLPers will be getting their bread for about 1/10 of the price.....

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wtf...."wait 24 hours"???...I wanted that shit NOW!
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take 4 minutes of your time and go start a batch now!
this time tomorrow it'll be in your mouth!
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24 hours, 5 minutes, what's the difference?
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5 minutes you actively work on it
20 hours you go live your life doing whatever else you want.

no, i KID! it is a trick, you MUST stare at the bread rising for EVERY SINGLE MINUTE until it is ready for the oven. you cannot move, eat or go to the bathroom. you can do NOTHING but MONITOR the bread rising in the bowl...each and every precious second.
mwahahahahaha!

your life will be consumed.

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LOL peace

Looks really yummy and I love baking my own bread, will give it a go tonight. A pot of minestrone will go nicely with it for dinner tomorrow night.

hf
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Me thinks that cereals are really bad for humans who are assimilators...
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Great thread! Gonna give it a try.

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We used to do that as kids, we called it damper. tho we didn't use yeast.

and as a kid I mean 35 years ago.

;)

ps, I love your name and your avatar... kooky and awesome. lol
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Any tips for making this bread when the SHTF and all the power in the house goes out? :)
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Butane? firewood? umm..

what the hell man, lol..
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We used to do that as kids, we called it damper. tho we didn't use yeast.

and as a kid I mean 35 years ago.

;)

ps, I love your name and your avatar... kooky and awesome. lol
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the only difference between the old fireplace damper and the bread, is the adding of yeast..... and the time to rise.... simple......

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that is a pretty damn long time to wait for a piece of bread... just sayin'

if i knead it can i eat it quicker??? if so, what exactly is 'knead'? I heard the expression once while driving through amish country, but...1dunno1

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Yes, if you're willing to add less water and more yeast and knead the dough, you can eat it in a little over 2 hours. This is the recipe I first started with and will be my SHTF dough because of it's lack of ingredients + time. I do have a Kitchenaid mixer that I've decided to put to use though, and now do a variation of this recipe a few different ways but I add more yeast (rapid rise) along with some sugar to help speed the process along, and do not add as much water. The texture of the bread is a bit different though, but still absolutely wonderful!

I also add oil to my recipe, as the downside to this original is that even if you seal it, it will dry out very fast and become as hard as a rock.
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Any tips for making this bread when the SHTF and all the power in the house goes out? :)
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OP or someone says it could easily be down on open fire or mud brick stove......as long as your dutch oven is really hot....

really wierd.. after sharing this with my wife, on a cooking show here in aus.. no word of a lie, about an hour ago, they showed the same method.. but using commercial bread mix.... GRIN.. GLPers will be getting their bread for about 1/10 of the price.....
 Quoting: citizenperth


Yep, I think my cast iron dutch oven could even be covered in hot coals if need be :)
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Any tips for making this bread when the SHTF and all the power in the house goes out? :)
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OP or someone says it could easily be down on open fire or mud brick stove......as long as your dutch oven is really hot....

really wierd.. after sharing this with my wife, on a cooking show here in aus.. no word of a lie, about an hour ago, they showed the same method.. but using commercial bread mix.... GRIN.. GLPers will be getting their bread for about 1/10 of the price.....
 Quoting: citizenperth


Yep, I think my cast iron dutch oven could even be covered in hot coals if need be :)
 Quoting: Laura Bow


that's how we make bush damper in aus in the outback... we could even use damp bark, or tinfoil in a stretch.. and cover it in the coals.. gets a bit burnt... but sorta adds to the flavour after scraping with a pocket knife....

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Thanks Pink kitty....Mark Bittman is the best! I highly recommend his "How to Cook Anything" and "How to Cook Anything Vegetarian" cookbooks!
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i have both!
how to cook everything
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What do you mean by warmish area to leave the dough? This is OZ....I leave anything out overnight and it gets mould all over it by morning!
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Making some bread now, maybe I'll try and get a Photobucket account to upload some pics. I do a loose variation of this recipe but it only takes 2 hours to rise then about another 30 min or so to cook.
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This is just pure laziness.

If you want nice chewy bread, then the kneading is an ESSENTIAL part of the process.

1/4 tsp. of yeast is going to taste pretty much like a cracker.
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I have been making this bread for years

from this NYT recipe

it's great bread

I also like to do batter breads--those are quick and easy

and instant

beer batter is great and takes the flavor of the beer you use
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664728



Do you have a recipe?????

Thanks OP for sharing this amazing recipe!
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What do you mean by warmish area to leave the dough? This is OZ....I leave anything out overnight and it gets mould all over it by morning!
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lmao.. agreed...

i think conversion for aus means = leave it somewhere cool and dry in the cupboard.......
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thanks for sharing that OP. I am gonna try it.





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