The hang out...

This is a real description of a house for sale near me...NOT A JOKE!

I edited out the name of the development.

I do not think this listing will be up long though.



"This is truly a MUST NOT SEE!! Now is not a perfect time to buy. Please keep renting and making the rest of us rich. This country needs more people like you stalling this economy. Why take advantage of the low interest rates when you can pay high level of rents and get no ownership, no equity and have someone else telling you what you can and cannot do with your house. Any who, for those of you still reading, this house features 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths and of is located in BLABLA lake development, a development that features a 305 acre lake, 2 pools, 2 tennis courts, 2 play grounds and not much else. This transaction will be a short sale. For those of you that have been living in a cave for that last 5 years, that means it will take a long, long, long time to get an answer after we submit the offer and it may be no, even after everyone works countless hours to get this done. The good part of working short sales is you only have to work a half a day. 12 hours is enough for me."

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably.

The other three gathered around him and asked: "What's wrong?"

Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes some, then apologized for his emotional outburst.
"I'm sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me."

One of his buddies asked, "What happened? What could have gotten you so upset?"

Bob stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low voice,
"This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago when
she suddenly died of a heart attack; right at this very hole."

"Oh my God", the other golfers said. "That must have been horrible!"

"Horrible?! You think it`s horrible?"
Bob continued still very distressed.
"It was worse than that! Every hole for the rest of the day,
all the way back to the clubhouse it was hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag Alice..."

A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey I have been asked to go fishing
at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I've been wanting so would you please
pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he
comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife
welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes!

Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"


"I did, they're in your tackle box."

Happy Birthday Dease!

Is it beer-o'clock yet?

It is over here.

But I am sticking with a nice wine today.

Not quite 3 pm here. I don't teach till tomorrow at 9AM,
so it is officially Miller-time for me.

Red or white?

Miller time. Never tasted that but I am sure if I ever see that being sold over here I will buy it. The UFC has done an excellent job on brainwashing me. lOl


Just opened up a red Pinot Noir.

Whiskey for me - the older the better...

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I like Reds.

"Miller-time" is more of an expression than a declaration of my beverage of choice. LoL.
They make Miller with corn. I'm not a fan.

We have 2 very nice breweries right here in town (Capital Brewery and Ale Asylum) and a few decent brew pubs as well.

If I'm not drinking local, I like German/Czech/Bohemian lagers.

IMO: Budweiser is the best inexpensive domestic. It's nice and light and can be consumed all day long.

Hey RoXY and Psych, are you over 6 feet tall?

I am not 6 foot, and when I was in Heerlen at the Peppermill,
I was damn near the shortest man there.
Even the shortest women were 5'10".

Are the Boers the tallest race on Earth?

The Boers were Dutch and German farmers in South Africa. I am not quite sure what the history books say about their height. lOl

We are descendants from Dutch, German, French and British people. But you get tall people and short people in any population.

Look at this rugby player from South Africa, he is playing later today in a match against New Zealand, at 2.08 m I think he is one of the tallest rugby players in World rugby

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This Korean Hong Man Choi is very large as well but on average the Koreans are rather small.

But what a lousy kick-boxer he is...

Here's another tall guy... Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

. I told them it was meant as said, but apparently in their ppetercion what it really said was Hey, you lazy bitch, start writing again! You'd better be dead if you aren't writing! So, quite frankly, now that I've read the original Scott Adam's post someone put up (presumably), and now that I've been through a week in Japan of seven-hour cycles of OH MY GOD THE NUCLEAR REACTORS ARE MELTING DOWN THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT IS LYING YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE GET OUT OF JAPAN!! I think the problem with his post is more a matter of the people who read it.

Ok so .... My hubby has a tooth that is killing him. And the advil just didnt help. SO he decided to drink away the pain... Now I am stuck listening to him sing here is my diamond sword... (so silly video) all night long and people wonder I dont drink to fun to watch them do it. LOL

I had a molar yanked out of my head last month.
I feel for your husband.
Your post just made me remember all the noise and pressure when the Dentist had the pliers in my mouth twisting away. Ugh.

Hope he feels better, after the doc yanked my wisdom tooth I looked at him and realize he enjoyed his job way too much.