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SOFA-KING-COOL User ID: 16995352 United States 06/05/2012 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh snap....I don't feel all secure knowing my drunk obese sack O shit hunter neighbor is all that stands between me and tyranny....he looks like a giant pumpkin in his orange hunting clothes...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507 i luv me some guns and bushcraft........but your average american hunter is a fat, stupid city boy playing country. he sits in his $700 deer stand for 10 minutes before getting ADD bored and shooting at anything that moves. he goes home with a tiny fawn thats been shot 16 times or he gut shoots 3 different does that all run away. they might be good for the front lines, you know, disposable. but thats about it. SLAM THAT CLAM |
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s. d. butler User ID: 974819 United States 06/05/2012 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That is not the worlds largest Army. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17023389 And I would not call them an army either. That implies tactics, precision, command and control(structure). Hunters dont have any training as 'hunters' for War at all. NONE. What I mean, is that the sport of hunting, has no value in War. Other than learning to by still and quiet. If hunters though, have really been planning and training when they meet out on lonely ranches, and are really the Militia in Camouflage, then yes, one 'could' call them an army of sorts. But they are not the largest. The largest Army in the World belongs to China, far surpassing the entire population of the US by hundreds of Millions, their Army does. When you consider that there are hundreds of thousands of veterans of all ranks. I doubt if the tactics and C2 aspects would take very long to get up to speed. Maybe you should look up Simho Hayek if you think civilian shooters have no value in war. Or the Boers in South Africa. Or look at the battle of Kings mountain in the first American Revolution. There are countless examples of this. I am reasonably sure that the Chinese army, the PLA,is around 3 million. Which is a bit short of hundreds of millions. What it is really about is asymetric warfare not about force on force. Last Edited by s. d. butler on 06/05/2012 08:33 PM |
s. d. butler User ID: 974819 United States 06/05/2012 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale. So, this hunter army is actually the world largest conglomeration of homosexuals. I know this is difficult to stomach for many, but rest assured that eventually these men act out their desires in duck blinds and remote hunting cabins. There is also a thriving subculture using duck calls as anal plugs and toys. Various gun lubricants such as hoppes are actually made for anal use and are a hetero friendly, thinly disguised gay sex lubricant. Notice the trend of rifle barrels with no front sight and scope only? This allows field expedient dildo for impromptu and spontaneous lovemaking sessions in hunting camps. Hunters appearing as hetero cannot openly purchase sex toys so these disguised objects are in high demand. If a hunter has gone hunting, and emerged with no game, then there was a ninety three percent chance he had gay intercourse in the woods. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16781803 This is one of the most imaginitive and funniest posts I've ever read. Thanks for the chuckle. |
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Nameless User ID: 14286934 United States 06/05/2012 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah alot of shist talking, but when im in full guille suite youre not seeing me in the woods. And if comes down to drone time, Ill smear a ton of mud or build a fox hole with some sort of trap to hide body heat. There are tons of tricks that will work good. Alot of talk and minimal action from a bunch of leftist punks sitting behind computers saying they know it all. No deer stand for me I always use natural blinds(using the landscape or material for a blind). Who hear actually has a BOB and would be ready? Noone on this thread for sure, bring you pussy shit my way and say goodbye to your dome. Tired of shit talkers who know it all. Fuck off fags! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16781803 Canada 06/05/2012 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah alot of shist talking, but when im in full guille suite youre not seeing me in the woods. And if comes down to drone time, Ill smear a ton of mud or build a fox hole with some sort of trap to hide body heat. There are tons of tricks that will work good. Alot of talk and minimal action from a bunch of leftist punks sitting behind computers saying they know it all. No deer stand for me I always use natural blinds(using the landscape or material for a blind). Who hear actually has a BOB and would be ready? Noone on this thread for sure, bring you pussy shit my way and say goodbye to your dome. Tired of shit talkers who know it all. Fuck off fags! Quoting: Nameless 14286934 I am thinking that you are close to a supernova like release of man on man energy soon. Camo is the new pink, wear it proud sista. I truly hope you just free yourself from your hetero bondage and really embrace the true you that you needed to hide from your father. You are maxing out the kinsey scale my friend. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16939716 United States 06/05/2012 09:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale. So, this hunter army is actually the world largest conglomeration of homosexuals. I know this is difficult to stomach for many, but rest assured that eventually these men act out their desires in duck blinds and remote hunting cabins. There is also a thriving subculture using duck calls as anal plugs and toys. Various gun lubricants such as hoppes are actually made for anal use and are a hetero friendly, thinly disguised gay sex lubricant. Notice the trend of rifle barrels with no front sight and scope only? This allows field expedient dildo for impromptu and spontaneous lovemaking sessions in hunting camps. Hunters appearing as hetero cannot openly purchase sex toys so these disguised objects are in high demand. If a hunter has gone hunting, and emerged with no game, then there was a ninety three percent chance he had gay intercourse in the woods. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16781803 SWEEEEEETTTT whats scarier than a random yobbo with a scoped rifle , hunting you on terrrain he knows very well ? Knowing that if you are wounded and left behind , the yobbo and 50 of his friends are going to ass rape you to death. now thats a force multiplier and quite the deterrent |
David Fap User ID: 16781803 Canada 06/05/2012 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale. So, this hunter army is actually the world largest conglomeration of homosexuals. I know this is difficult to stomach for many, but rest assured that eventually these men act out their desires in duck blinds and remote hunting cabins. There is also a thriving subculture using duck calls as anal plugs and toys. Various gun lubricants such as hoppes are actually made for anal use and are a hetero friendly, thinly disguised gay sex lubricant. Notice the trend of rifle barrels with no front sight and scope only? This allows field expedient dildo for impromptu and spontaneous lovemaking sessions in hunting camps. Hunters appearing as hetero cannot openly purchase sex toys so these disguised objects are in high demand. If a hunter has gone hunting, and emerged with no game, then there was a ninety three percent chance he had gay intercourse in the woods. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16781803 This is one of the most imaginitive and funniest posts I've ever read. Thanks for the chuckle. Glad you enjoyed it:) |
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Scheißekopf User ID: 10128740 Canada 01/03/2013 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- The world's largest army Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11962294 AMERICA'S HUNTERS --- Pretty Amazing! The world's largest army... America 's hunters! A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion: There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state of Wisconsin . Allow me to restate that number: 600,000 Over the last several months, Wisconsin's hunters became the eighth largest army in the world. More men under arms than in Iran. More than France and Germany combined. These men deployed to the woods of a single American state, Wisconsin, to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed. That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of Pennsylvania and Michigan's 700,000 hunters, all of whom have now returned home safely. Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia and it literally establishes the fact that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world. And then add in the total number of hunters in the other 46 states. It's millions more. The point? America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower. Hunting....it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security. That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed. Food for thought, when next we consider gun control. Overall it's true, so if we disregard some assumptions that hunters don't possess the same skills as soldiers, the question would still remain...what army of 2 million would want to face 30, 40, or 50 million armed citizens? I FEEL GOOD THAT WE HAVE AN ARMY OF MILLIONS WHO WOULD PROTECT OUR LAND AND I SURE DON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TAKING CONTROL OF THE POSSESSION OF FIREARMS For the sake of our freedom,don't ever allow gun control or confiscation of guns. --------------------- Back on to the original message topic..... Couple of things. Note this is DEER hunting licences. Not everyone who hunts deer, hunts other things. Not everyone who hunts ducks hunts deer, etc. etc. The actual number of GUN OWNERS is WAY above ten million. Some people here say hunters are not "trained" like military and would be easy to overcome. How many "troops" would the army have to deploy in Michigan alone, to overcome 700,000 armed deer hunters, MOST with probably more than one weapon at their disposal, plus whatever number of armed duck hunters, and lord knows how many with a few guns for controlling the varmint population around their property that don't NEED a licence. (Probably well over a million.) They would have to get involved in air attacks and a lot of other things. And air attacks might be a problem if there are ENOUGH hunters on the ground with high powered rifles raising a wall of lead in the path of fighter jets. Those planes are not armoured. Drones? Shoot them down with high power rifles? It's been MORE than suggested it can be done. Oh.... the part in red..... I BELIEVE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT AMERICAS FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED WHEN THEY PUT THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS IN YOUR CONSTITUTION. It was NOT just in case of a foreign invader that they did this, it was also in the event of defending yourself against a government gone wild with power. America was born out of hostilities and saw what was done "in the old country" to control the people. The founding fathers wanted to prevent it happening to America. Food for thought. Huh? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1570311 United States 01/03/2013 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That is not the worlds largest Army. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17023389 And I would not call them an army either. That implies tactics, precision, command and control(structure). Hunters dont have any training as 'hunters' for War at all. NONE. What I mean, is that the sport of hunting, has no value in War. Other than learning to by still and quiet. If hunters though, have really been planning and training when they meet out on lonely ranches, and are really the Militia in Camouflage, then yes, one 'could' call them an army of sorts. But they are not the largest. The largest Army in the World belongs to China, far surpassing the entire population of the US by hundreds of Millions, their Army does. You are sorely mistaken. History is replete with examples of rag-tag citizenry handing embarrassing defeats to organized military forces. And hunters? My friend, lots of hunters can sit quietly and remain well hidden, while waiting to kill an animal that shows itself - several hundred yards away. Now, that group of people who can do this, if they were to organize against an opponent force, would be a nightmare for that opponent force. You are generalizing the subject. And comparing two different things. And the whole rag tag bullshit is not going to happen this time pal. Get out of your romantic notions. History might repeat, but circumstances dont. Vietnam proved this. The only reason they defeated the US Militarily is because they prepared in advance. You confuse your romanticized bullshit, with Military operations. Military planning. Etc. If you had the spine, training, and spunk of say, the taliban, maybe, but a bunch a Men off in the woods waiting for someone does not cut it, and you dont understand Armies at all. Any main action will be in the cities, for that is where all YOUR good comes from. Ports. Cities. Distribution points. Etc. Meanwhile, while all you pussies are off in the woods 'waiting', all your resource distribution points will be controlled. The entire grid goes down. Chaos ensues. All the People in the city, are off in the Country, looking for food, running from the occupying army(chicago for example), and fighting YOU pussies hiding in the woods over resources. Meanwhile, all of your cities are being occupied by real armies coming in from controlled ports at sea. You GI joe army is already dead on gone by the third world War by this time, so there is no help from them. Once the cities and ports are taken, the invading army will spread out all over the country, and mop up the rest of you pussies hiding in the woods waiting, that survived the war of the crazy city dwellers in their desperation. And what you finally are waiting on will come, and the supply line and columns will never end until you fuckers are all gone. That is the likely and probable scenario. You are just a blue leg piece of shit, that doesnt not shit about Military tactics. Wars. Operations. And your true chances of surviving you fucking twit. So keep sitting in that dear stand jacking off to the romance novel you see in your head, its not going to happen that way. Oh, and wipe that cum off your face, Russians dont like their speared through messy before lights out. Yeah and most of us "pussies" are veterans of our "GI Joe" Military. What and idiot. Almost every Hunter or gun owner I know are Vets. |
Azone' Rimm User ID: 6883273 United States 02/01/2013 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are... rag tag bullshit is ... Get out of your romantic notions. History might repeat, but circumstances dont ... bullshit, with Military operations. Military planning. Etc... ... all you pussies are off in the woods ... YOU pussies hiding in the woods... until you fuckers are all gone. That is .... You are just a blue leg piece of shit, that doesnt not shit about Military tactics. Wars. Operations. And your true chances of surviving you fucking twit. So keep sitting in that dear stand jacking off to the romance novel you see in your head, its not going to happen that way. Oh, and wipe that cum off your face, Russians dont like their speared through messy before lights out. SERIOUSLY??? I'm no priss, but THAT much overt vulgarity is NECESSARY you think? It demeans the rest of your argument (not that I agree with it, or not). Not to mention brings into question your own reasoning and intelligence. A little goes a long way. |
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Avg Joe User ID: 12645044 United States 02/06/2013 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not sure where these stats came from for relative size of armies of the world. Here's an interesting infographic though that shows the relative sizes of military of the world. This was put together after 2010 and should be accurate to that point. [link to shanghaiist.com] China's Army approx 1.6M India's Army approx 1.1M North Korea's Army approx 1M United States Army approx 625K (Wisconsin 'militia') about 600K Pakistan's Army approx 525K I also find it hard to understand why people think that armed citizens, hunters or not, would hide in the woods? Wouldn't it make more sense to defend urban areas from within those urban areas? Ground assaults on urban areas are much more difficult. Add into this the fact that non-combatants are living in the urban area as well. This may reduce the likelihood of blanket air strikes even by drones. Armed citizens are a deterrent simply because they are EVERYWHERE not off hiding in the bushes. |
OCD Chaos Theorist User ID: 29524680 United States 02/06/2013 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd say if it gets to the point we don't have actual military defending our ports; there won't be enough foreign invaders remaining to assault them in the first place. Either way that's a lot in snipers lurking around in the interior. I wish I had more time so I could do even less. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33298613 United States 02/06/2013 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not to derail, but there was studies proving seventy six percent of hunters are repressed homosexuals that rate high on the Kinsey scale dear canuck. your country has been homofied, and you've been spoonfed this nonsense for so long you may actually believe it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17485914 United States 02/06/2013 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | slaughtering animals is hardly the standard needed to face hostile fire. but don't call them guntards. no. don't ever do that. fucking hilarious Quoting: s.j 1527222 im not a hunter but in this case they are right. just take a look at iraq, afghanistan or vietnam to see what people can do. the american public is larger, better armed, better equipped and better educated than any of those 3 countries... you are have been de-balled my friend. |
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bowhunter0311 User ID: 32627849 United States 02/06/2013 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That is not the worlds largest Army. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17023389 And I would not call them an army either. That implies tactics, precision, command and control(structure). Hunters dont have any training as 'hunters' for War at all. NONE. What I mean, is that the sport of hunting, has no value in War. Other than learning to by still and quiet. If hunters though, have really been planning and training when they meet out on lonely ranches, and are really the Militia in Camouflage, then yes, one 'could' call them an army of sorts. But they are not the largest. The largest Army in the World belongs to China, far surpassing the entire population of the US by hundreds of Millions, their Army does. You are sorely mistaken. History is replete with examples of rag-tag citizenry handing embarrassing defeats to organized military forces. And hunters? My friend, lots of hunters can sit quietly and remain well hidden, while waiting to kill an animal that shows itself - several hundred yards away. Now, that group of people who can do this, if they were to organize against an opponent force, would be a nightmare for that opponent force. You are generalizing the subject. And comparing two different things. And the whole rag tag bullshit is not going to happen this time pal. Get out of your romantic notions. History might repeat, but circumstances dont. Vietnam proved this. The only reason they defeated the US Militarily is because they prepared in advance. You confuse your romanticized bullshit, with Military operations. Military planning. Etc. If you had the spine, training, and spunk of say, the taliban, maybe, but a bunch a Men off in the woods waiting for someone does not cut it, and you dont understand Armies at all. Any main action will be in the cities, for that is where all YOUR good comes from. Ports. Cities. Distribution points. Etc. Meanwhile, while all you pussies are off in the woods 'waiting', all your resource distribution points will be controlled. The entire grid goes down. Chaos ensues. All the People in the city, are off in the Country, looking for food, running from the occupying army(chicago for example), and fighting YOU pussies hiding in the woods over resources. Meanwhile, all of your cities are being occupied by real armies coming in from controlled ports at sea. You GI joe army is already dead on gone by the third world War by this time, so there is no help from them. Once the cities and ports are taken, the invading army will spread out all over the country, and mop up the rest of you pussies hiding in the woods waiting, that survived the war of the crazy city dwellers in their desperation. And what you finally are waiting on will come, and the supply line and columns will never end until you fuckers are all gone. That is the likely and probable scenario. You are just a blue leg piece of shit, that doesnt not shit about Military tactics. Wars. Operations. And your true chances of surviving you fucking twit. So keep sitting in that dear stand jacking off to the romance novel you see in your head, its not going to happen that way. Oh, and wipe that cum off your face, Russians dont like their speared through messy before lights out. Yeah and most of us "pussies" are veterans of our "GI Joe" Military. What and idiot. Almost every Hunter or gun owner I know are Vets. Rah Brother, The fact is that alot of hunters are vets, Even then if they arent , the same skill it takes to slow your nerves before shooting that big dear is the same it takes to fire under pressure, And for the fucking idiot who thinks hunters wouldnt help or that they didnt win the revolutionary war, Ever hear of the army Rangers fucktard? guess what they started off doing? If hunters fought a war it would be a war of attrition and unconventional like the insurgents in afganistan, and for your information, all it takes to throw off heat sensors is a leather cover, the taliban snipers do it all the time, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11454684 Poland 02/06/2013 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | slaughtering animals is hardly the standard needed to face hostile fire. but don't call them guntards. no. don't ever do that. fucking hilarious Quoting: s.j 1527222 You smell queer to me. you've got your head up your ass, melton and you have your cock in your mouth so whats your point. |