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Sandra User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country. I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes.
I am an abductee, i have been all my life. I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsicously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it.
In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it.
Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman.
My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up.
Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction.
About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me.
I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `dont come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completly been under its control.
Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didnt give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up!
I looked around me, and excpected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft. I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didnt come back.
I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now.
I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here.
I didnt mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would dissapear surely they werent all scared of me.
It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!!
Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1537731 United States 09/30/2012 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! |
Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Any replies will be really appreciated |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15779560 United States 09/30/2012 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up!
Quoting: Sandra 24692296 y u so mean? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 09/30/2012 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Any replies will be really appreciated
Quoting: Sandra 24692296 Probe it's anus. That'll teach it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20657814 United States 09/30/2012 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! You should contact authorities. They can't arrest you for killing an alien. Can they? |
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Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! My name is Sandra Gibbons, i am headmistress at my local school here in Shropshire, i have nothing to hide, i have always been an honest citizen, paid my taxes everything on time and i`m genuinely worried that i could be in a world of trouble now |
gebahie
User ID: 10118097 United States 09/30/2012 01:21 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! |
Dangerwalt
User ID: 22103379 Brazil 09/30/2012 01:21 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Humm Bernard? is you? Just one any....
The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...
:hollowichigo: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 09/30/2012 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! :201202013:
Quoting: gebahie :pantalooney: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18553828 Belgium 09/30/2012 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Comon take a photo from it. |
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Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Humm Bernard? is you?
Quoting: Dangerwalt No, my name is Sandra |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18069765 United States 09/30/2012 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Hang him outside as a warning. If people ask, just say you made it, "it looks so real, right?" |
Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Comon take a photo from it.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18553828 Why would i need to take a photo of it when i have already got 3 minutes of cellphone footage of it! I am sorry but i am in shock right now, traumatised and you dont sound very sympathetic |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6069405 United States 09/30/2012 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! You could probably auction the body on ebay and get enough money to retire. At 70, you need a break. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20657814 United States 09/30/2012 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
Hang him outside as a warning. If people ask, just say you made it, "it looks so real, right?"
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18069765 Good idea, it is Halloween time! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24687181 United States 09/30/2012 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Comon take a photo from it.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18553828 Why would i need to take a photo of it when i have already got 3 minutes of cellphone footage of it! I am sorry but i am in shock right now, traumatised and you dont sound very sympathetic Quoting: Sandra 24692296 I heard about a crazy lady killing a kid in an alien costume. Is that you? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24566455 Portugal 09/30/2012 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Make a pie.
They say it's delicious. |
Dangerwalt
User ID: 22103379 Brazil 09/30/2012 01:28 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Make a pie.
They say it's delicious.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24566455 Just one any....
The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...
:hollowichigo: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24692896 Netherlands 09/30/2012 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Coolest |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24692896 Netherlands 09/30/2012 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Its legal to upload that funny. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18553828 Belgium 09/30/2012 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Im sorry but if you are telling the truth you would be surrounded by CIA FBI soldiers and aliens. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24692896 Netherlands 09/30/2012 01:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! If its illegal then its to serious and then we are all going to die. |
Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! I am also worried i may have started a war, i dont know of any other abductees who have killed a grey, this could have really bad reprecussions for mankind :( |
UNIT21
User ID: 1267719 United States 09/30/2012 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! eat it , because that what they will do in october. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1344766 09/30/2012 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! They are a bugger when the do that. No consideration at all. |
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Red Harvest
User ID: 14185604 United States 09/30/2012 01:36 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country. I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes.
I am an abductee, i have been all my life. I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsicously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it.
In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it.
Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman.
My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up.
Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction.
About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me.
I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `dont come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completly been under its control.
Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didnt give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up!
I looked around me, and excpected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft. I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didnt come back.
I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now.
I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here.
I didnt mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would dissapear surely they werent all scared of me.
It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!!
Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do.
Quoting: Sandra 24692296 “Phantoms fill the skies around you.” |
samanthasunflower
User ID: 14930415 United States 09/30/2012 01:36 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! The argument for eating Aliens Aliens come here uninvited. They ate Elvis. They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims. They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying). They are Kosher meat. They taste good if prepared well. According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites. Their meat is safer than British Beef. [ link to wanglese.comxa.com] This site includes recipes, you might want to check it out. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20657814 United States 09/30/2012 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Don't worry. They come back to life in about 36 hours. The alien's buddies will come back and inject him with a top secret potion that will restore his life. Aliens never die but then you should know that IF you were abducted. |
shullbitter
User ID: 10490258 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! look buzz theres an alien hahahahahahahahahahahahah no it's a space ship buzz with astro turf. |
Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 01:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please? |
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