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I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!

 
Sandra (OP)
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10/02/2012 04:20 AM
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PS when i am on later it wont be from my laptop, as a bullet hit it, and the battery is almost out.
So, i will be using wifi from somewhere i am not sure where, but the ip wont be the same, just letting you know in advance
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10/02/2012 04:26 AM

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Just one any....

The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...

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Sandra (OP)
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10/02/2012 04:31 AM
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Please refrain from posting irrelevant rubbish to my thread, thank you!
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 04:46 AM
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Sandra...a real live dead alien could be worth millions....

Don't let it out of your sight.

Call the most reputable TV and newspaper organizations...go public....sellit....make millions...be famous...show the video now on this site....
Nezza

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10/02/2012 05:54 AM
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I am in the middle of a gun fight with a group of men in black suits


cant talk
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


oh!! what fucking bollox!!wthread
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 05:58 AM
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comeon, only a BLIND ALIEN can let itself to be shot with a shotgun or pistol..

MOST of those have ULTRA-power psy-skills..

ONLY one, can paralyzes several humans AT ONCE..

so how they were four and you shot even one... usually you wouldnt be able to move, let along shoot.. and let alone FOUR ALIENS......

comon granny ;D
Nezza

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10/02/2012 06:00 AM
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Sandra here, i have bandaged my wounds.. i returned to my house under the cover of darkness, it had been bulldozed to the ground nothing remained, the garden had been entirely dug up too, but thankfully we removed the three bodies last night so they didnt find anything.

I am fearing for my life, i do not feel welcome in this town or even country anymore, i need to leave, fast.

Will update you all this evening, but i want to thank everyone who has given me advice, it means the world to me

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


FUCK MY THERE ARE 3 OF THE BASTARDS NOW wtf
Sperminator X
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10/02/2012 06:02 AM
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Is there any chance i can get some serious replies please?
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Until you post the video, there will be no serious answers.
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10/02/2012 06:09 AM
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shag it

shag it hard!
lupa14714

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10/02/2012 06:11 AM
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Sandra here, i have bandaged my wounds.. i returned to my house under the cover of darkness, it had been bulldozed to the ground nothing remained, the garden had been entirely dug up too, but thankfully we removed the three bodies last night so they didnt find anything.

I am fearing for my life, i do not feel welcome in this town or even country anymore, i need to leave, fast.

Will update you all this evening, but i want to thank everyone who has given me advice, it means the world to me

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


FUCK MY THERE ARE 3 OF THE BASTARDS NOW wtf
 Quoting: Nezza


think she hinted 2 aliens plus 1 human
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Nezza

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10/02/2012 06:17 AM
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Update : We are going to bury the bodies near the town hall, there is a small strech of ground that is rarely used, nobody will think to look there
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


Not in ludlow there ain't!!awhore
anonymous coward
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10/02/2012 06:18 AM
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Oh Dear Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sandra you are my old Hero!!!!!


Please don't let them mutate you. They will if they can. I think drinking a LOT keeps them away, not sure.

You may need to hit your head several times with a hammer. I think they only like blood if they caused it.

I hope you are okay and that the Reptilians come help you.


You must be too frail to fight this alone.

alien11
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10/02/2012 06:26 AM
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What gauge shot gun? What shot size? Steel lead or tungsten? Buffered or unbuffered?

HELP US OUT WOMAN!
Hydra

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10/02/2012 06:32 AM

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You really should get rid of the four bodys as soon as possible.

I think the best way to do it is shown in this video:



It's fast and will take only some minutes for the five guys.

After you have done this drive to the see and dump the remains of the six into the water.
Fish will do the rest.



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DUCM900

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10/02/2012 06:36 AM
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pope face palm


You may suggest him to vote Obammy on next elections.
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10/02/2012 07:14 AM

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pope face palm


You may suggest him to vote Obammy on next elections.
 Quoting: DUCM900

The pope or the seven aliens?


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10/02/2012 07:23 AM
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WHERE IS THE CELLPHONE FOOTAGE?
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10/02/2012 08:39 AM
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shag it

shag it hard!
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Necrophalien
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10/02/2012 08:48 AM
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Sandra dear thanks for keeping us updated, one can only pray that God and JESUS will keep you safe.

We at glp are so proud of you, the strength it must take for a near 75 year old woman to shoot 1 no 2 no 3 no 4 aliens?
have a shoot out with the police and the men in black twice, get shot in the arm was it? and update us on here with blood gashing from the wound.

You are a wonderful woman, with such power, such greatness and are the envy of the world.. keep us informed please!!!
Anonymous Coward
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10/02/2012 08:53 AM
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This show SUCKS!!!!
lupa14714

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10/02/2012 09:55 AM
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Sandra dear thanks for keeping us updated, one can only pray that God and JESUS will keep you safe.

We at glp are so proud of you, the strength it must take for a near 75 year old woman to shoot 1 no 2 no 3 no 4 aliens?
have a shoot out with the police and the men in black twice, get shot in the arm was it? and update us on here with blood gashing from the wound.

You are a wonderful woman, with such power, such greatness and are the envy of the world.. keep us informed please!!!
 Quoting: no aliens 24810714


sandra?
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Sandra
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10/02/2012 10:11 AM
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Re: I have a dead alien in my garden! help me!
PS when i am on later it wont be from my laptop, as a bullet hit it, and the battery is almost out.
So, i will be using wifi from somewhere i am not sure where, but the ip wont be the same, just letting you know in advance
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


And true to my words, my love i am back but i am not in the same place i was, it is too dangerous, my house is still smoldering from the bulldozers, and people lie dead in the vicinity.

I am about 30 miles west of my previous location, i am camping out in a forest using a nearby undiscovered native tribe`s wi fi.

I need to once again thank each and every one of you who have given me advice, it means the world to me.

I may go down but at least ive had a chance to let the world know what happened to me.

Tonight is the night where i will do a live broadcast showing the dead entities, prooving to the world that greys exist.

Sandra
Sandra
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10/02/2012 10:31 AM
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Okay this is strange i just posted the video and pics and refreshed the page 2 minutes later, somebody deleted the post

Either this website admin are having a joke at my expense or i am being monitored
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10/02/2012 10:44 AM
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PS when i am on later it wont be from my laptop, as a bullet hit it, and the battery is almost out.
So, i will be using wifi from somewhere i am not sure where, but the ip wont be the same, just letting you know in advance
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


And true to my words, my love i am back but i am not in the same place i was, it is too dangerous, my house is still smoldering from the bulldozers, and people lie dead in the vicinity.

I am about 30 miles west of my previous location, i am camping out in a forest using a nearby undiscovered native tribe`s wi fi.

I need to once again thank each and every one of you who have given me advice, it means the world to me.

I may go down but at least ive had a chance to let the world know what happened to me.

Tonight is the night where i will do a live broadcast showing the dead entities, prooving to the world that greys exist.

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


Good look Sandra. You have to go to media immediately!!!


By the way the real Men in black can materialize and dematerialize when necessary. They arent of this density.

They are from Orion

Love and light with you
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10/02/2012 11:03 AM
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PS when i am on later it wont be from my laptop, as a bullet hit it, and the battery is almost out.
So, i will be using wifi from somewhere i am not sure where, but the ip wont be the same, just letting you know in advance
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296

Earlier you said you didn't know much about computers, yet now you speak the language of computer love? You need to follow the story outline better!
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
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10/02/2012 11:06 AM
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Please refrain from posting irrelevant rubbish to my thread, thank you!
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296





Sandra, or Bernard Schnitzel, all eleven pages of this tread is irrelevant rubbish, you have got good mileage out of it, time to let it go.
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10/02/2012 12:18 PM
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PS when i am on later it wont be from my laptop, as a bullet hit it, and the battery is almost out.
So, i will be using wifi from somewhere i am not sure where, but the ip wont be the same, just letting you know in advance
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


And true to my words, my love i am back but i am not in the same place i was, it is too dangerous, my house is still smoldering from the bulldozers, and people lie dead in the vicinity.

I am about 30 miles west of my previous location, i am camping out in a forest using a nearby undiscovered native tribe`s wi fi.

I need to once again thank each and every one of you who have given me advice, it means the world to me.

I may go down but at least ive had a chance to let the world know what happened to me.

Tonight is the night where i will do a live broadcast showing the dead entities, prooving to the world that greys exist.

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 16798058


How does an UNDISCOVERED tribe have wifi? Somebody would know about them if they have wifi.
lupa14714

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10/02/2012 12:22 PM
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perhaps we're gaining some clue as to where all those missing people go,arsenic and old lace.
church of euthanasia.
[link to www.facebook.com]
have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
Esoteric Morgan
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10/02/2012 12:38 PM

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Sandra here, i have bandaged my wounds.. i returned to my house under the cover of darkness, it had been bulldozed to the ground nothing remained, the garden had been entirely dug up too, but thankfully we removed the three bodies last night so they didnt find anything.

I am fearing for my life, i do not feel welcome in this town or even country anymore, i need to leave, fast.

Will update you all this evening, but i want to thank everyone who has given me advice, it means the world to me

Sandra
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


What time DID you return home? Because, at the time you post this, it has already been daylight in England for a good number of hours.

hmmm....

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10/02/2012 02:48 PM
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hey O.P interesting story if its true it could be the biggest story in the history of mankind, can you tell us how you are feeling now, do you think they will come back??
 Quoting: in london 24755869


Hello my love, i am feeling absolute terror, i am in genuine fear for my life, i am currently at my friends trailer around about 2 miles from my home, we have the bodies in the back of it, hidden under bales of hay.

We arent sure what to do because even the rural areas have regular hikers and dog walkers, who are bound to come across the bodies
 Quoting: Sandra 24692296


We don't use the word "trailer" in the UK, it is caravan.

Now, repeat after me "Caravan"

Got it? Good.

Now go to bed you have school in the morning.
Lotus

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