I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! | |
KimmieAnnaJones User ID: 10039683 United States 09/30/2012 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG I cannot believe this thread is still going!!! "Holy, holy, holy is the Lord God Almighty, who was, and is, and is to come." - I AM Vote for people that have a track record for loving your Constitution or lose your country forever!!! Put down the damn touchy feely koolaid and WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! :militia: |
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Lotus Flower User ID: 16091860 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay my friends have suggested we remove the body whilst its stil dark, we are going to take it to a rural forest area and bury it. I am stil worried as i am seeing occasional ufos flash by but very briefly too fast for me to see if they are the same as were earlier Quoting: Sandra 24692296 I do want to thank every person who has given advice, it means a lot to me. Can somebody give me a website i can upload the cellphone footage of the shot alien to please, as the romanian website somebody recomended earlier doesnt work! YouTube, it'll probably go viral and you will earn many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many bucks from it. Lotus Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2 One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24709062 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't worry about it.....take pics of the scene but make sure to hide the evidence, make copies..Have you checked if it's alive, make sure you have a weapon just in case it tries to get crazy on you.Have other people to be beside you.You were protecting yourself so you shouldn't worry, you did nothing wrong but try to safe yourself from an intruder. Quoting: Ivan 15128480 Thanks for your reply I have been in the garden since this first occured around 2 hours ago now, i still have my shotgun with me. The first hour i was just in shock, i put the gun down and stood there as if to say `i messed up im sorry, take me`, but the other entities were gone, including the craft. It took me a full 30 minutes to bury the grey as my hands were trembling. I know i had a right to protect myself, but i am worried of what may happen now, should i ring the police? your 73 and you dug a grave for a 5ft body in 30 min and while you were in shock.. hmm good story up until there. :P |
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Esoteric Morgan ...in awe of many things User ID: 3539589 United States 09/30/2012 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a woman of good standing in my local community, my name is NOT bernard! Quoting: Sandra 24692296 Anyway, you better be careful that i dont shoot you and stuff you under the oak tree with the grey!!!!!!!! If you were a proper lady, you would not be making threats like this. Additionally, although you might say you are an outstanding person in your community, you, Sandra, are a plagarist: The Men In Black ransacked my house, took everything!! [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Quoting: Morgan 24507916 I am writing this, with my hand trembling, i cant believe what i have gone through. My name is Morgan Fressenheimer, and i am an abductee, have been so all my life, i dont consider myself the chosen one or special or anything, because many people across the world are abducted too, that is a fact! I have a dead alien in my garden! help me! Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country. Quoting: Sandra 24692296 I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes. I am an abductee, i have been all my life. I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted 0 So, how do you expect us to believe you? These threads can be fun, but, THIS is not what I meant when I suggested continuity... Last Edited by esotericMorgan on 09/30/2012 06:43 PM -- TRUST THE PLAN -- .......WWG1WGA...... ____________________________ still in awe of many things |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1683524 09/30/2012 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow it took a 73 y o woman 30 minutesto bury a 5 foot alien. You must be in great shape! OR a bad story teller. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6069405 I did clearly say it was under the oak tree, the ground is very moist around there (all mud), as we have been planting recently fruit trees Soooooo, lets get this right... 73 yr old school headmistriss from shropshire UK, posting with no country flag (prolly IOM, guensey, Jersey), burying 5ft alien under oaktree in mud, veryheavy to dig and lift, recently planting fruit trees, just in time for winter, can handle a shotgun and won't show us the vid's. Oh yer, comes to glp expecting serious answers. Well fuck me sideways with a dead manx cat ---- I believe ya. Got to go now, my pet unicorns need feeding. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1683524 09/30/2012 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow it took a 73 y o woman 30 minutesto bury a 5 foot alien. You must be in great shape! OR a bad story teller. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6069405 I did clearly say it was under the oak tree, the ground is very moist around there (all mud), as we have been planting recently fruit trees Soooooo, lets get this right... 73 yr old school headmistriss from shropshire UK, posting with no country flag (prolly IOM, guensey, Jersey), burying 5ft alien under oaktree in mud, veryheavy to dig and lift, recently planting fruit trees, just in time for winter, can handle a shotgun and won't show us the vid's. Oh yer, comes to glp expecting serious answers. Well fuck me sideways with a dead manx cat ---- I believe ya. Got to go now, my pet unicorns need feeding. |
Ronnie Biggs User ID: 24709927 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My first question would be what were the greys after? Sexual favours? Peanut ButterCups? I am no expert on sexuality, some folk like the older woman or man. I have always thought of the greys being a-sexual. Did they try to molest you? I would have, that would have been the wise thing to do. Hot granny out shooting the breeze late at night, your fair game. |
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Ladydoom User ID: 24197134 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 07:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | English folk don't have guns, old people do not say anyways. Please try harder tomorrow. We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented. |
Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight! We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins! I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight.. i am going to need advice now |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23371064 United States 09/30/2012 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sandra Gibbons,"i am headmistress at my local school here in Shropshire" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23371064 Exactly where is Shropshire? Isn't it strange. I assumed that Shropshire was in the UK since we don't have "Head Mistresses" in the US---(well, maybe in ultra exclusive girls schools) and yet "Sandra's ID showed she was in the US. I did an advanced search to see what threads she had posted or responded to. Guess what. Suddenly Sandra isn't from the US any more. In fact, she didn't show ANY location. I wonder if it will be changed to the UK if I go back and look again! I am a woman of good standing in my local community, my name is NOT bernard! Quoting: Sandra 24692296 Anyway, you better be careful that i dont shoot you and stuff you under the oak tree with the grey!!!!!!!! So, Sandra, how did you manage to get out of the US????? I'm still waiting, Sandra, however did you do it!! |
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Ladydoom User ID: 24197134 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | first of all i was never in the u.s Quoting: Sandra 24692296 second of all read my last post about the police calling just a few minutes ago!!, i think theres far more important issues at hand at the moment! But you say yard and police officer instead of garden and police man. American. We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23371064 United States 09/30/2012 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | first of all i was never in the u.s Quoting: Sandra 24692296 second of all read my last post about the police calling just a few minutes ago!!, i think theres far more important issues at hand at the moment! Too bad I didn't take a screen shot. In my book, a stupid liar is much worse than just a plain old liar. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22851694 Canada 09/30/2012 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight! Quoting: Sandra 24692296 We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins! I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight.. i am going to need advice now wait, how many aliens did you kill, in this video you refuse to share? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1229745 Netherlands 09/30/2012 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight! Quoting: Sandra 24692296 We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins! I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight.. i am going to need advice now You are not English..because an English person would not call there back garden "a yard" and neither do they have guns to go around Willie Nillie shooting at any passing aliens... also aliens do not abduct British people ...they prefer to leave graffiti in their corn fields you madam are a troll ... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23371064 United States 09/30/2012 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight! Quoting: Sandra 24692296 We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins! I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight.. i am going to need advice now wait, how many aliens did you kill, in this video you refuse to share? Oh dear, the poor old thing is getting confused. (You know how it is when you're 73, and already slightly goofy.) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22851694 Canada 09/30/2012 07:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok we had the police knock on, apparently neighbours from the other side of the path saw us digging and thought we were burgulars as there was no light in the garden, and who lets be honest, digs in their garden at midnight! Quoting: Sandra 24692296 We had to explain that we were digging a hole for a forthcoming tent, thankfully the police officer left upon seeing we were the home owners, not break ins! I am deeply worried, we have the neighbours now up with their light on staring at our yard, we need to get the bodies moved before it is daylight.. i am going to need advice now wait, how many aliens did you kill, in this video you refuse to share? Oh dear, the poor old thing is getting confused. (You know how it is when you're 73, and already slightly goofy.) haha, yes dimentia might be kicking in. If she would upload the video I am sure the good people here at GLP would be able to count the bodies in it. Hmm, most of us can count to zero at least. |
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Sandra (OP) User ID: 24692296 United Kingdom 09/30/2012 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The reason i said bodies was because a second one popped by and i shot it too, we now have two bodies buried under the oak tree, hence the stench which alerted the neighbours At 2am, my friend is coming with his pick up truck, we will load the greys onto it and head for a rural area |