OBAMAS ARE FROM AFRICA....ROMNEYS ARE FROM KOLOB

Come on, that's GOLD!!! LOL :)

"That's GOLD, Jerry. GOLD!" -- Kenny Banya from "Seinfeld".

So you think the Obama's are apes and the Romney's are Annunaki?

Kolob is fkn boring and the weather is just like SLC utah- every time i am there i can't wait to get back on the plane

That's a damned lie, Kolob makes Salt Lake City look like Times Square on New Years Eve.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

LOL!!!!

...Or Neanderthals and Zeta Reticulans, respectively.

How about Australopithecines and Romneylans?

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That's a damned lie, Kolob makes Salt Lake City look like Times Square on New Years Eve."

i bet you own real estate there chuck.
nightclubs?

hahahahaha!!! YES! I love it! Now those are perfect names for them!!!!

granted the skiing is okk and those 3 moons mean you can do it 48 hrs a day- but i am a salaryman and the fkn warp lag adjusting from a 24 to a 48 hr day is just too much.
plus them fkn eager beaver mormon mofos are workn my ass into the regolith............

and the creepy fkn smiles

plus ALL THE WOMEN above 14 are married- and lots of them to the same guy!

give me cambodia anytime

Pol Pot to his wife, as they finalized their divorce: "We'll always have the Killing Fields."

ya- i avoid the tourist attractions in cambo- s-21 is not my idea of a vacation- nor is dachau.
but that fkn casino planet in the Vega system they run is the worst.
i saw shirley bassey there once.
every fkn washed up star from the 9 systems.

you know that is the template that all casinos run on

always mormon management

straight from kolob

what a backwater of conservatism and paternalism

and they don't even have a military.

they outsource it

then there are the clothing shops- the way they ID you for underwear.

you can only get magic lite unless you have a temple card. fkn monopolists

and how about the velvet ropes they put around your table if you are going to have a beer.

nope- cambodia rules- i like the way they rotisserie whole oxen right on the street over a fire - big plate $3

Haven't gotten to Cambodia (Kampuchea) yet, but I'd like to. Closest I've gotten is Vietnam and Thailand.

falang think too mutt
falang know too mutt- no good!

returning to topic- how about the avenging angels- you know- teh po pop.

tehm mofos have no sense of humour when you don't gots da TEMPLE CARD
it's get out of jail free if you are one of "them" just like here on terra

ni99a, kolob sucks!

And this thread is from Uranus. One star thread, will not read again.

I was on a road trip through the Southwest U.S. about 10 years ago. I stopped by a Mormon temple in, I think it was, Monticello, Utah -- a town in southeastern UT. I went in and asked the gentleman at the front desk some questions about Mormonism. I was interested (as I still am) in learning about what they believe. I wasn't grilling him or anything, just politely asking some questions.

Every few minutes, someone would come in the front door with a gym bag, and walk past the front desk and into the back of the building. A few minutes later, I would see these people who had just walked by me in regular clothes with gym bags, walking in the hallways in the back of the temple....dressed in all white "robe" type things.

I remember I was in mid-sentence talking with the guy at the front desk, and when I saw these people dressed in white walking around back there, I paused and lost my train of thought. lol It was like I had crashed a Halloween party.

LOL!

AHA! You DO have a sense of humor after all!!!! :)

ya maybe those guys were the baptisers- ya know they have the biggest genealogy databse in the world.
the keep track of the bloodlines from off planet.
it is free to join ;-)

they baptise all the dead folks they record and securitse their investment that way.

for the new worlds ya know...............
next time- an HR nightmare.
at least they can do a lot of weeding out.

i never get teh popular idea of the rubes here on terra that the see eye eh likes to hire mormons.

it is pretty obvious that kolob actually runs the company as a technology transfer prog under onerous condiions for the locals.

kinda like how the yanks sell the obsolete shit outta red st0ne here on terra to the chinks and all other comers.

oh well i am hanging shit on kolob, but i have to admit i am from here myself- born in oklahoma in fact, so maybe my criticism is misplaced and born of jealousy of the more advanced worlds.

hell, if we didn't have unobtainium no one would ever come here.

Yep, they sure do. Makes you wonder what those Mormon missionaries are really doing on their 2 year missions around the world. :)

Born in OK and living in Oz now?

yeppers- for a long time