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Hansel
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Hello there, my full name is Hansel Jermain Dilpinson
(i was born in Romania), but moved to the UK over 20 years ago and have lived in the UK since.

We have had in my area of town, many sightings of ufos, orbs, lights for some time..
There have been news reports of them too, investigations, yet it has turned up with nothing.

Last night, under the cover of darkness, myself and a number of other investigators from the birmingham ufo group (we are the only active uk group that deals with abductees and ufos etc) just do a google search for BUFOG (the person in charge is dave my next door neighbour)!

We saw a light flashing, and it got nearer and nearer, as it approached the ground started to shake, i was scared, literally scared i had never felt like this before.
Suddenly it started to descend.

We ran away, and kept on running for a mile, all the time excpecting it to be behind or above us, but when we got back to the house it was gone.

We decided that this could be the biggest story in the history of mankind, and decided to get our video cameras, and to go back out to film it.
I brought with my a rocket grenade launcher just in case (i have one still from my time in the army), and yes its licenced, as i, as a high ranking officer am still called up to the army from time to time, so i have not officially retired yet.

Anyway, we went back out, and headed back for the spot we had been in earlier, we didnt need to wait long.
Almost at once above us, the craft appeared again, it was huge about the size of a large house. It had portholes and a dome on top.
Without a second thought i fired the launcher. It hit it, but had no effect at all.
I remembered fellow members of the ufo group saying that whilst they are in the air they have a magnetic distortion field around them which protects them.

I realised i would have to strike when they landed, and so i did. I waited for it to hover to the ground and as it was about to touch down, i fired...

With a huge explosion, that was heard for miles (my wife rung me up from work at the farm 2 miles ago to ask if everything was okay as she heard the blast), the craft came down, and with a smash, hit the group at a 90 degree angle.
There it came to rest.

No entities came out, nothing.

We panicked and run back to the house.

A few hours later were mustered up the courage to come back, and the flames/smoke had gone out, and the ufo was still in the same position at a 90 degree angle.

The area it is in, is a very rarely used footpath, as the entrance to it is covered in trees, so only the locals whove lived there for many years know about it.

We are not sure what to do now, do we ring for help, do we take the risk and try open the portholes? what do we do.

I would like to ask for advice, and really want to thank you for reading this.

Hansel
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10/05/2012 01:25 PM
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PS i know this thread may be met with scorn and doubt, but i assure you, we are reputable investigators and this is our website,

[link to bufognavigation.blogspot.co.uk]
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10/05/2012 01:30 PM
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Any advice would be much appreciated
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10/05/2012 01:32 PM
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Pics or it did not happen.
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Any advice would be much appreciated
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Follow the breadcrumbs home moran

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10/05/2012 01:34 PM
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Pics or it did not happen.
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There is a large factory/bakery in the background beyond the trees, if i was to post a photo, our location would be given away

I am happy to do it once i find a way to crop it out or something

For the moment i am on here for advice, thank you
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10/05/2012 01:37 PM
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Pics???

BTW i'm gona go ahead and say this seems to be a whole bunch of BS from what i already know about this subject.

But in the mean time. If you have no pics then your dream of a huge thread full of BS will not happen.

Peace
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Pics or it did not happen.
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There is a large factory/bakery in the background beyond the trees, if i was to post a photo, our location would be given away

I am happy to do it once i find a way to crop it out or something

For the moment i am on here for advice, thank you
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Lets go ahead and hoist er up...
bsflag
"I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial

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10/05/2012 01:39 PM
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Pics or it did not happen.
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There is a large factory/bakery in the background beyond the trees, if i was to post a photo, our location would be given away

I am happy to do it once i find a way to crop it out or something

For the moment i am on here for advice, thank you
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


If you photoshop the image, no-one will believe you.
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10/05/2012 01:40 PM
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no pics?

suprise suprise
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10/05/2012 01:41 PM
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birmingham, rocket launcher, shot down huge ufo.


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I to carry around military grade munitions for no reason.

bsflag
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10/05/2012 01:47 PM
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brickshigh ranking military with home rocket launcher!
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10/05/2012 01:47 PM
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ARE YOU MAD ?

Rocket Launcher in the United Kingdom !!!!

Can't even get an Air Rifle without hassle ]

That looks a half decent website....why destroy it's credibility with this dolly daydream tale............

I believe in and have seen UFOs but what you just written does not happen beyond Hollywood

Hawaay Man......!
NOW WHAT...anyone got any good news for a change
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"I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial

My [email protected] 1111x1111=1234321<[NUMERICAL PYRAMID;]

“Injustice never rules forever.” - Seneca
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10/05/2012 01:58 PM
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Two little word bsflag
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10/05/2012 02:14 PM
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Bernard-get off the computer!
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Bernard-get off the computer!
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LOL I'd throw ya a green if you weren't AC, that's some funny stuff.
Hansel (OP)
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10/05/2012 02:23 PM
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
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Got my own Green
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


call the AA to get it towed.
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Do NOT waste your time reading this...your IQ will plunge!!!

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quote:Hansel 19463839:MV8yMDA5MjQ1XzhFQjc5QjA0]
Hello there, my full name is Hansel Jermain Dilpinson
(i was born in Romania), but moved to the UK over 20 years ago and have lived in the UK since.

We have had in my area of town, many sightings of ufos, orbs, lights for some time..
There have been news reports of them too, investigations, yet it has turned up with nothing.

Last night, under the cover of darkness, myself and a number of other investigators from the birmingham ufo group (we are the only active uk group that deals with abductees and ufos etc) just do a google search for BUFOG (the person in charge is dave my next door neighbour)!

We saw a light flashing, and it got nearer and nearer, as it approached the ground started to shake, i was scared, literally scared i had never felt like this before.
Suddenly it started to descend.

We ran away, and kept on running for a mile, all the time excpecting it to be behind or above us, but when we got back to the house it was gone.

We decided that this could be the biggest story in the history of mankind, and decided to get our video cameras, and to go back out to film it.
I brought with my a rocket grenade launcher just in case (i have one still from my time in the army), and yes its licenced, as i, as a high ranking officer am still called up to the army from time to time, so i have not officially retired yet.

Anyway, we went back out, and headed back for the spot we had been in earlier, we didnt need to wait long.
Almost at once above us, the craft appeared again, it was huge about the size of a large house. It had portholes and a dome on top.
Without a second thought i fired the launcher. It hit it, but had no effect at all.
I remembered fellow members of the ufo group saying that whilst they are in the air they have a magnetic distortion field around them which protects them.

I realised i would have to strike when they landed, and so i did. I waited for it to hover to the ground and as it was about to touch down, i fired...

With a huge explosion, that was heard for miles (my wife rung me up from work at the farm 2 miles ago to ask if everything was okay as she heard the blast), the craft came down, and with a smash, hit the group at a 90 degree angle.
There it came to rest.

No entities came out, nothing.

We panicked and run back to the house.

A few hours later were mustered up the courage to come back, and the flames/smoke had gone out, and the ufo was still in the same position at a 90 degree angle.

The area it is in, is a very rarely used footpath, as the entrance to it is covered in trees, so only the locals whove lived there for many years know about it.

We are not sure what to do now, do we ring for help, do we take the risk and try open the portholes? what do we do.

I would like to ask for advice, and really want to thank you for reading this.

Hansel
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10/05/2012 02:36 PM
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I want to thank each and every one of you for your replies

We have decided the only thing for it is to open the hatch of the ufo.

It is too dark now to go back but if we can get lights we will..

Also my friends are bringing with night vision camcorders so we can get footage
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I have never done this once on this site but even I have to say straight up BS.
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Of course no pics... I mean how hard is it to take your cell and snap a picture? Even Obama's free phones have camera...

You guys drive me nuts.
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Sandra Winterbottom called and said you highjacked her damn thread-MORAN
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Hello there, my full name is Hansel Jermain Dilpinson
(i was born in Romania), but moved to the UK over 20 years ago and have lived in the UK since.

We have had in my area of town, many sightings of ufos, orbs, lights for some time..
There have been news reports of them too, investigations, yet it has turned up with nothing.

Last night, under the cover of darkness, myself and a number of other investigators from the birmingham ufo group (we are the only active uk group that deals with abductees and ufos etc) just do a google search for BUFOG (the person in charge is dave my next door neighbour)!

We saw a light flashing, and it got nearer and nearer, as it approached the ground started to shake, i was scared, literally scared i had never felt like this before.
Suddenly it started to descend.

We ran away, and kept on running for a mile, all the time excpecting it to be behind or above us, but when we got back to the house it was gone.

We decided that this could be the biggest story in the history of mankind, and decided to get our video cameras, and to go back out to film it.
I brought with my a rocket grenade launcher just in case (i have one still from my time in the army), and yes its licenced, as i, as a high ranking officer am still called up to the army from time to time, so i have not officially retired yet.

Anyway, we went back out, and headed back for the spot we had been in earlier, we didnt need to wait long.
Almost at once above us, the craft appeared again, it was huge about the size of a large house. It had portholes and a dome on top.
Without a second thought i fired the launcher. It hit it, but had no effect at all.
I remembered fellow members of the ufo group saying that whilst they are in the air they have a magnetic distortion field around them which protects them.

I realised i would have to strike when they landed, and so i did. I waited for it to hover to the ground and as it was about to touch down, i fired...

With a huge explosion, that was heard for miles (my wife rung me up from work at the farm 2 miles ago to ask if everything was okay as she heard the blast), the craft came down, and with a smash, hit the group at a 90 degree angle.
There it came to rest.

No entities came out, nothing.

We panicked and run back to the house.

A few hours later were mustered up the courage to come back, and the flames/smoke had gone out, and the ufo was still in the same position at a 90 degree angle.

The area it is in, is a very rarely used footpath, as the entrance to it is covered in trees, so only the locals whove lived there for many years know about it.

We are not sure what to do now, do we ring for help, do we take the risk and try open the portholes? what do we do.

I would like to ask for advice, and really want to thank you for reading this.

Hansel
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Bernard..I find you every time because you do not Capitalize your I's.. Among other things..
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I am writing this in darkness from a field right now, please bear with me, second of all my name is Hansel, not bernard
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Bernard..I find you every time because you do not Capitalize your I's.. Among other things..
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