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Caught my husband jacking off?

 
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Caught my husband jacking off?
Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
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So how much are you getting paid to post stuff like this?
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Try shutting the fuck up. It works like a charm.
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he sounds like a sour kraut
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he sounds like a sour kraut
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
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Pay him back and use the shower head.
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So how much are you getting paid to post stuff like this?
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So how much are you getting paid to post stuff like this?
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No, I'm serious.
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
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Pay him back and use the shower head.
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Perfect! ;)
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10/08/2012 07:46 PM
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Sorry your on your own. It's not our job to teach you how men tick inside.
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Mybe he's watching porn or he's gay. Sometimes dudes just need to get their shit out and be done. If you expect him to go through some exhausting ritual every time then yea, he'll get sick of it.

Luckily for me my wife understands that most sex is maintenance sex. She'll whip her panties down and be like 'you need to hit it real quick?'. I'm always like that's my girl.

But later I'll make it up to her. Trust that.
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10/08/2012 07:47 PM
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Tell him you've found a hot latina chick for a threesome. Keep "rescheduling".
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Sorry your on your own. It's not our job to teach you how men tick inside.
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Yeah its your job to post Neo Con propaganda,Zionist disinfo.
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
whats wrong with beatin off?


just because your in a relationship doesnt mean you can't


do you feel betrayed? do you feel as if he cheated on you with his own mitt?


get real
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10/08/2012 07:49 PM
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whats wrong with beatin off?


just because your in a relationship doesnt mean you can't


do you feel betrayed? do you feel as if he cheated on you with his own mitt?


get real
 Quoting: Bazingaaa


I agree
The guy is just draining his pipes, No biggie.
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From reading your post, if I was presented with the option to have sex with you, or jack off, I'd choose to jack off.
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10/08/2012 07:51 PM
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10/08/2012 07:55 PM
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You should tie him up and force him to have sex with you. That would teach him!
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24206893


I'm sorry but the answer is simple, he's probably cheating on you and jacking off fantasizing about his new lover.
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10/08/2012 07:56 PM
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
whats wrong with beatin off?


just because your in a relationship doesnt mean you can't


do you feel betrayed? do you feel as if he cheated on you with his own mitt?


get real
 Quoting: Bazingaaa


+1

My wife and I both masturbate. but we still have time for each other. its just a different feeling. its a connection with yourself. But it also sounds like he has commitment issues. maybe he worries you could be cheating on him. it is every many number 1 worry. maybe just try to fix your actual relationship. and the sex will pick up from there. but worrying cause he is jacking off shouldn't be a concern. why don't you try masturbating. maybe filming it and sending it to him to watch. put the spark back into your relationship. dirty sex messages are great foreplay. and can wind you both up during the day to be so horny by the night time. just try talking and don't be afraid to try new things. spice up your bedroom time a bit. dressups and such. maybe a nice school girl outfit. or a teachers outfit. treat him like a spoilt child and punish him. men go crazy for a woman that likes to take charge. sometimes it can be boring if the man constantly has to role play as the giver not the taker. surprise him one night and throw him on the bed and ride him like mad. :)
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
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CIA agents trying to ruin this website please leave.
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Whew, for a minute there I thought u might've been MY wife!
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Did you ask to help or did you just bitch him out?

That could explain alot.
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10/08/2012 07:59 PM
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
From reading your post, if I was presented with the option to have sex with you, or jack off, I'd choose to jack off.
 Quoting: Snarf


Yep.. Seems to me that the old chap doesn't have a choice but to bang you whenever you want it, which is every nite. Breaking news: while men love women who want them they prefer to chase you and feel that you gave in and is turned on by his pursuits than to feel that you want to get laid on your own initiative. You have to cleaverly hide that desire to get laid tooo often, even if it's there. Let the man feel that he suceeded in seducing you even if it's the other way around. Anything short of that is a recipe for disaster.
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So how much are you getting paid to post stuff like this?
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No, I'm serious.
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bullshit
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From reading your post, if I was presented with the option to have sex with you, or jack off, I'd choose to jack off.
 Quoting: Snarf


ROFL

Probably Op's idea of having sex is just laying there in bed waiting or penetration. Spice up things OP, you're losing grounds to your husband's imagination.
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THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES.

WE CANT DETERMINE THE ISSUE YOU ARE HAVING WITHOUT A FULL BODY PIC OF YOU. THEN WE CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE.
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Why don't you try to lose 40Lbs? Give up the High Fructose and McD's!
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THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES.

WE CANT DETERMINE THE ISSUE YOU ARE HAVING WITHOUT A FULL BODY PIC OF YOU. THEN WE CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE.
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Hope this helps [link to images.search.yahoo.com]
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Re: Caught my husband jacking off?
Just an hour ago I caught my husband jacking off in the shower. He never jacks off or anything like that because I try to satisfy him by having sex with him every night. I questioned him the moment he got caught and he said since we fought last night he was thinking we werent going to have sex for the next couple of days, then he changed his story and said he jacked off because it was hard and he wanted to get rid of the feeling, and that he lost interest in me long time ago? He went on and on with his reasons of jacking off. Lately he's been making excuses that he's tired all the time, we have used to have sex twice a day, then it went down to once a day, and every 2 days. Last night my husband and I had conflict because he didn't want to have sex with me, even though we agreed and I felt hurt. I told my husband how I felt about it, then he stormed off downstairs and slept there. He was yelling at me and telling me he doesn't care about this marriage, and that hes been pretending to be happy. He thinks our sex is like a chore. My question is why would he jack off if he has a wife he could have sex with as much as he wants? He had an opportunity to have sex with me last night? Him not wanting to have sex with me, makes me feel unwanted. I'm attractive, and still young. How do I react to him?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24206893


so Michelle obama caught barack beating off. LOL





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