Joe Biden

So I'm taking a vote


How will the VP debate turn out?


Vote for the most likely outcome(s).



1. Joe "F-Bombs" the debate.

2. Joe asks Martha ( the moderator ) if he can buy a vowel

3. Joe remarks "Funny, Martha doesn't look Jewish"

4. Joe tears into Ryan for being a Mormon.

5. Joe appologizes for calling Ryan a Mormon and remarks "Funny how you don't look like a Catholic"

6. Joe blurts out "God I could use a few more Xanax" half-way through the debate.

7. Joe describes the President as "A credit to his race".

8. Joe accuses Ryan of wanting to "Socialize Medicare".

9. Joe goes on a 15 minute long rant about the number 47.

10. Joe takes a long relaxing piss behind the podium to "Mark His Territory".