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have a mega zit in my butt, what to do? Really, medical help

 
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I have a mega zit betweem the buttocks, if I squeeze it lot of bloody watery serum erupts. It's been months and it doesn't want to heal. What can I do to get rid of it?
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months?
go to the doctor.
that is no "zit".

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I have a mega zit betweem the buttocks, if I squeeze it lot of bloody watery serum erupts. It's been months and it doesn't want to heal. What can I do to get rid of it?
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Don't worry, you've come to the right place to seek medical advice!
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It is infected. Use an antibiotic cream, such as Neosporin.
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Likely a staph infection or boil. Go see a freakin' Dr. unless you are looking for ass-zit doom.
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Castor oil. Put on a large bandage, cover the zit with it, change it every day. You will see improvement in 2 days. Stuff works! What you actually have is a boil.
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It might be a cyst, eventually it might get much worse and possibly kill you from infection.

Go to the dr so they can remove it
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Castor oil. Put on a large bandage, cover the zit with it, change it every day. You will see improvement in 2 days. Stuff works! What you actually have is a boil.
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Had one last month and couldn't make time to go to the doctor so I used castor oil. Thing was gone in 3 days.
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pilonidal cyst, and it needs surgical repair most likely
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Soak your bottom in epsom salts and warm water at least 2 times a day.

Buy some Hibiclenze and apply it over the entire area. Let it sit on there for 5 minutes. Rinse it off thoroughly.

Buy some hydrogen peroxide that comes in a spray bottle and spray it thoroughly.

By some YEAST CLEANSE from Amazon or try to find it at your local health food place. Take it as directed on the bottle. Often times a yeast infection in this area can get so bad that boils often result. If it's itchy back there, this could be the case.

Buy some Tucks pads to wipe with back there. They will take away the itch.

Sorry OP. Feel for ya.

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Get yourself a good quality Probiotic Acidophilus...

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first off, I am not a "medical" professional, schooled at one of their "medical" training centers. Secondly, the advice I give you is just that, advice.

now, the first thing you want to do is get the following items:

mirror
sharp pin
lighter
cotton balls
wad of toilet paper
razor blade or scalpel
alcohol
hydrogen peroxide

then you may need a friend or relative, preferably a spouse to act as an assistant.

let's proceed!

first, drop your trousers and undies. Then stand with your legs spread widely and use the mirror to assess the situation down there.. What you will probably see is a big ugly sore that is extremely painful to the touch. That is what is causing you all of this grief.

secondly, use the lighter to sterilize the pin and the razor blade. Then use those items to poke or slice the object into pieces. It will ooze a bloody, watery mixture but the pain should go away immediately. Then take the cotton balls and soak them with alcohol. Wipe the area thoroughly. After the stinging subsides, dry the area with the toilet paper and then put hydrogen peroxide on it.

that's it! Your all done. Clean yourself up and go to McDonalds.

your welcome!
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No, I won't go to a doctor. Doctors are crazy criminals paid by big pharma to test on you. Doctors do not know shit.

This zit I have doesn't hurt, no pain at all, no smell or any sign of infection till now. I should stop squeezing it maybe, I think this is why it's growing. After it shrinks I squeeze it and then it grows again.
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tea tree oil is good for boils caused by ingrown hairs.
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It doesn't hurt!! but thank for your advice, I think I will insert a pin in it and see what happens.
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No, I won't go to a doctor. Doctors are crazy criminals paid by big pharma to test on you. Doctors do not know shit.

This zit I have doesn't hurt, no pain at all, no smell or any sign of infection till now. I should stop squeezing it maybe, I think this is why it's growing. After it shrinks I squeeze it and then it grows again.
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Have it your way, but if you get an infection anywhere near your spine it may spread to your spine and spinal chord and result in spinal meningitis and a miserable death.
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Epsom salt soak dude
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Sounds like a boil. Drink tea. Ice tea is fine. Should be gone in a week.
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use ALL your muscles

i had that exact problem a few years ago

when it finally blew, it wasn't a nice scene.

just make sure you have lots of tissues on hand.
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epsom salt is the only thing that would pop a deep pilondial cyst someone i know had..friggin gross dude..quit squeezing that shit
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I have a mega zit betweem the buttocks, if I squeeze it lot of bloody watery serum erupts. It's been months and it doesn't want to heal. What can I do to get rid of it?
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it's probably a boil. and, that's in a tricky enough
location that maybe you should see a doctor (any nurse
can do the trick). or, you can google "how to lance a boil",
and have a friend do it for you.
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Is this "Zit" sitting in between your Spine and Anus?

Or on a Side of your Buttocks?

In the first case you need a Medic because this must
get cut out, the second one you can treat by yourself
when you are able to work under hygienic Circumstances!
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first off, I am not a "medical" professional, schooled at one of their "medical" training centers. Secondly, the advice I give you is just that, advice.

now, the first thing you want to do is get the following items:

mirror
sharp pin
lighter
cotton balls
wad of toilet paper
razor blade or scalpel
alcohol
hydrogen peroxide

then you may need a friend or relative, preferably a spouse to act as an assistant.

let's proceed!

first, drop your trousers and undies. Then stand with your legs spread widely and use the mirror to assess the situation down there.. What you will probably see is a big ugly sore that is extremely painful to the touch. That is what is causing you all of this grief.

secondly, use the lighter to sterilize the pin and the razor blade. Then use those items to poke or slice the object into pieces. It will ooze a bloody, watery mixture but the pain should go away immediately. Then take the cotton balls and soak them with alcohol. Wipe the area thoroughly. After the stinging subsides, dry the area with the toilet paper and then put hydrogen peroxide on it.

that's it! Your all done. Clean yourself up and go to McDonalds.

your welcome!
 Quoting: RF 1287633


^^^ This ^^^ I don't have medical insurance, and this is what I would do. You want to bleed it and squeeze it to get your blood moving. Once you start to get fresh blood running through the area, your own immune system will take care of it.
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This may be instructive:
Thread: Breaking mega zit popped!

Last Edited by snark on 10/14/2012 10:32 AM
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Is this "Zit" sitting in between your Spine and Anus?

Or on a Side of your Buttocks?

In the first case you need a Medic because this must
get cut out, the second one you can treat by yourself
when you are able to work under hygienic Circumstances!
 Quoting: the mighty Atom


actually pilondial cysts often pop by themselves and cutting them out surgically is no use because they will return if all of the tissue is not removed..





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