I am a 32 year old virgin and will never have sex or get a girlfriend

Sorry for you.

You could quit porn cold turkey and wait 3 months and try to live a normal life.

sucks to be you bigguy....

remember, when you want some strange, use your left hand.

me too, but i like the moms

You're a pathetic loser.

Don't worry OP, unlike all the other idiots you will do it when the right time comes because that's the best one and unforgettable, you'll know it. Don't pay attention to some sheep in this thread and around you.

thanks man!

Been waiting for the "right time" and my current situation ain't gonna change.

What does it mean having a girlfriend? Is she a thing to have at your service or something? It sounds so physical and boring social this whole thing, as is relationship with women. Maybe women want this, but I for example dislike thought of being engaged to some woman it's like we're both and then the rest of the world separate, like in a prison of our own.
Men will NEVER be able to gain true freedom of mind as long as he is engaged in a commitment with some woman. But he will have sex and food and taken care of, all the earthly pleasures one man needs. Still all that is our social life is trivial and boring, meaning in the end that a commitment with a woman is meant to end in boredom and anxiety.

just go to high class hooker, relationship/girlfriend is over rated...

If it doesn't bug you why did you bring it up?

I know a couple of virgins in college. I doubt they will find hot smart responsible women as well.

Time's are a changein

It does concern him. Either he is feeling too proud of himself by being this way in which case a big surprise is waiting for him on the corner. We can never win over the ego, it's a trap and ambush. We can only win when we already feel/are as winners. We are winners only when we are sincere about ourselves and no pride is there for anything we do/have done.

OP I will fuck you hard in the ass then you wouldn't be a virgin anymore.

Lets have a pity party.

Wah, wah, wah.

Who cares.

Nah. All the money you must be saving is adding up. By the time you are like 45 you will have enough bankroll to support some money-hungry slut, at least for a little while. Since it will be new, you'll think she's 'the one', and she'll suck you dry and spit you out (sexually, mentally and physically) and you'll be even worse off than you are today. Don't worry about finding her, they are pretty good at sniffing out cash reserves. And, to your taste, they are quite hot.

Do not ever go to, well basically asia. They will eat you alive and sooner rather than later. Try to find a local one, lazy enough to be playing a long game but self-involved enough to stay hot. Maybe you are just going to the gym at the wrong time, or you are running too fast, lol. The hot ones kinda lag.

It's not luck.

Lol @ OP acting as if he actually has a choice in the matter.


This doesn't cure ugly.

op, why are you so shallow?

Oh, and if you can't hire a hooker (who trades money for sex, where money is then traded for 'security', you might have a problem since the option is to trade 'security' directly for sex (ie normal relationship)). They are the weaker sex; they require support and they get it from the government or their man. You might as well get laid in the meanwhile. Just keep perspective.

Think Wank Thread

at the very least the OP is not a homo, but you are....

and if you would 'pitch', then you would 'catch', homo.



Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 10/14/2012 04:02 PM

I feel you bro. I feel you. What you need to do, and this you gotta do exact.... GET YASELF A HOOKA DAWG! BANG DAT SHIT! RUB ALL UP IN IT!

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it's because you're a fucked-up retard like everyone else on this board, duh

even im not a virgin anymore, not even spiritually, turns out all i needed to stop perpetual puberty is the right guy, lol....i dont belive u that u r a 32 year old virgin, that is really a lot of years not to have intercouse ever.
why invent a story like that?

He's just a fellow UK tard to yourself.

this thread made me laugh i almost spit my herbal tea everywhere

just keep jerking off to fake women and your mind will become fully corrupt and you will die alone


OR...

you can get a sex doll

WTF... For God sakes please oh please end the cease fire. These stupid ass threads are killn me.

OP, just think what you're missing -- syphilis, gonorrhea, abortions, AIDS, herpes, child support payments, PMS psychodramas, hours ands hours of having to listen to her as she talks about her stupid "feelings" ...

Stay a virgin, and you get to spend all your money on yourself.