I'm an Templar Illuminati reptilian Alien from the Bloodline of Jesus - Ask me anything

Sharpsburg

Thanks for the flowers. You and your family will be spared.

Is a small town in Georgia I once lived in. You knew? Your powers are growing! This certainly not good.

thanks !!

i am afflicted with All-burgers

By the Power of Jebus the Chrysler I rebuke the burgers in your soul. DEMON COME OUT!

OH DUMEN ALETET TESNG SLOU

wooo... That was taxing. Left a half eaten ewok soul in my fridge, brb.

Back, that was delicious.

I hope you all found your answers satisfactory.

And I am glad my fellow GLPers appreciate irony, and if I may say so, wit!

great thread !!

i am humbled by your presence


i am always your humble servant....

yo homes me too! i'm new in town and needs to know where to get the best roast human babies, and booty witches!

That is definitely what she said.

I have not doubt you will serve me well.

Not sure what "booty witches" are, but I have a feeling I want to.

remember, she has two rules:

1. she is always right
2. when she is wrong, refer to rule 1


when one understands the truth of this, one is truly free

Tis true. That is why you must your your mental powers and convince her what she thinks is right is actually what you think is right. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Pennyless, allow me to ask you a few questions:

1. This is a complex one: how do reptilian emotions work? I'm very intrigued by this. You seem to be able to show the greatest examples of kindness, light, and compassion through people such as Jesus Christ (assuming this entire alien theory is true).
However reptilians are also said to control the shadow societies, perpetuate war and famine, and consume babies for sustenance. This last point is intriguing because I've read posts by a supposed vegan reptilian. Are kids consumed by necessity or by choice?
So what's the deal? Am I limiting myself by defining these actions as "good" or "bad?"

2. Can one carry alien blood, regardless of the concentration, and be unaware of it, or are reptilians implicitly fully aware of who and what they are?

3. Do we really end up lowering our frequencies at every wobble (e.g. 21-12-2012)? Are there people whose frequencies increase (ascension)? If we inevitably fall back into complete ignorance, why don't you guys help prevent it rather than go along with it by playing the "Messianic" role at every cycle? (I'm running on a few assumptions here, but the piece definitely fits the puzzle)


I hope I'm not offending you or otherwise making you uncomfortable with these questions. I'm just an extremely curious guy and, as I do in every situation, I'm trying to place myself in your shoes.


All the best. If what you say is true, I hope we can eventually find a way to work together in a relationship that would be symbiotic for all.


Peace, love, and rock & roll,
Alfie

No you're not...

i am as well what can i do to fix my issues i seem to be abducted a lot and don't know why.

an "zionist" reptilian Alien from the Bloodline of Jesus - Ask me anything

No, you're not...

For realz.

What you are, is a really tired old story. The same old story... with the same old ending.

Don't you ever tired of the same old same-o?

Evidently, no.

The only good news is that everybody has heard this same old story so many times now, that it isn't even kind of fun anymore.

Time for a new song and dance, I think...

:)