A Strange thing happened in Church today

So what's up with this new church lady deal.....

That is what makes me think he was referring to the congregation.

The Nicene Creed is a monkey story.

Follow it to your folly.

perhaps he was an alien... "monkey"aka human...

we're the 666 carbon based units after all

It was me. I am the one you humans call, "Satan", "Lucifer", and "The Devil". Fear not my loved ones, for you will be with me forever and we will shine brightly through the coming apocalypse. Never forget that I love you.

Yes, a seed of doubt, that's how it felt to me, for a moment I looked at what we were doing, from his point-of-view, and it kinda does seem so outlandish, outrageous even..

But faith is an amazing process, and I'm not giving up on it.

The second reading:


Christ did not enter into a sanctuary made by hands,
a copy of the true one, but heaven itself,
that he might now appear before God on our behalf.
Not that he might offer himself repeatedly,
as the high priest enters each year into the sanctuary
with blood that is not his own;
if that were so, he would have had to suffer repeatedly
from the foundation of the world.
But now once for all he has appeared at the end of the ages
to take away sin by his sacrifice.
Just as it is appointed that human beings die once,
and after this the judgment, so also Christ,
offered once to take away the sins of many,
will appear a second time, not to take away sin
but to bring salvation to those who eagerly await him.

You don't like it?

;)

Yes, something out of the ordinary, I speculate about him being a GLP poster...

The man was quite literal. He is referring to the genetic mutations stored within our bases. Vigor is his name. There are quite a few of 'them' we have sent out to attempt to warn your kind. The release is happening soon when blood will poor from the manhole covers and zombies will roam the streets terrorizing the populace. His 'Monkey stories' comment was meant to warn you of this..


I beg of you to flee to high country. I tried to get of of here myself but I am being watched, filmed, tortured nightly. They wont let me out for nothing. They're murdering people down here..


FLEEE!!!

Do you think his choice of date is significant?

11/11/12

I don't know, gut instinct says no.

Was he having trouble understanding the trinity doctrine? ["A Mystery"] The WORSHIP of the council of Nicaea and of the wehr-machter Constantine who made all the decisions there, though not even having bothered to impersonate a Christian to that point? The ape-postasy from Christianity?

In the Mass, the homily is about the Gospel reading of
the day.

IF I WAS YOU I'D GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHURCH AND NEVER GO BACK...

I don't think all of the above can be surmised from his comment, maybe it is you who has trouble with it..

Thanks for that anyway, I learnt a lot.
Constantine was the first Roman emperor to convert to Christianity, and the council he formed rejected Arianism

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Do you foresee violence perhaps?

Nah, if he was going to do that, he would have already.

maybe it is you who has trouble with it..
Yes. I prefer the truth.

Which is..?

Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers, please explain.

No, it has nothing to do with the man... It is the church... Get OUT AND NEVER GO BACK

YOU ARE BEING DECEIVED the man was sent from God...

He was doing what I enjoy doing. Fucking with a bunch of superstitious dipshits. I salute him whoever he is.
A sense of humour is a fine and rare thing these days and this fine fellow certainly has one.
Satan as a symbolic entity is very powerful and the very idea of such 'evil' holds sway over the weak minded.
This guy was having fun and has probably done it elsewhere to great effect.
When he leaves he's probably doubled over with laughter knowing he just frightened the living bejesus out of a bunch of reprobates.
All hail the 'suity devil dude! :-)

Yes.

I find this to be very creepy indeed , DARK days in our midst stay close to the father Ignore these fools

does your preacher teach chapter by chapter, verse by verse in the order it was presented in Gods word, straight thru from beginning to end in the order of the Book?

whereby it is only Gods words that are spoken and taught?

or does he read a line here or there and then talk for two hours in his OWN words, some subject he's devised about which to speak prior to each gathering of the church members on Sunday or whenever they gather?

I was informed that the church has RULES they have to follow whereby the rule dictators tell them just what they can teach and what they can't, and when, etc.

forgot what they called it, some hierarchy that rules over all churches or some such thing

just curious, I don't partake of the worlds churches, have in past but they didn't actually study GODS WORDS in any cohesive order, chapter by chapter, verse by verse with discussion focused mainly on the correct translations into todays vernacular whereby the people understood what was being effectively transmitted by the words

none of the words they used back at that time meant the same things they do today, hence without such it's impossible to get the jist of what the speaker was attempting to share I find

which is why few lifelong church goers have no real clue as to the truth of the word, and fewer still have ever been taught the truth of Genesis or Revelations, as they were told they didn't need to understand the latter as they wouldn't be here at that time when Tribulation occurred, that they'd be "raptured" out of here.

pity, as that's an abomination to the Lord and an outright lie, satanic lie, at best

sadly they will come to find nobody gets out early, this test is specifically for each of those alive in this time frame with specific purpose thereto

the preachers will be the first ones judged and those judged most harshly, according to the Word.

with good reason I might add

few of them actually fed the parishoners which is what they stood up and proclaimed themselves to be doing

thank you . just -finally- getting very sleepy. nearly 4am here. back later.

Maybe that man was influenced by the bad spirits to do that in church.

Evil spirits can still enter churches unfortunately. Obviously not while the Angels are present or the lord or even the Holy Spirit.

Some pastors might even be infiltrators. teaching lies....this is a great offense to God and he does handle them accordingly.

--------- some trivia for you ----------

Hardly anyone knows this but God has agents on Earth too. I do not know what they do....I only know one group of Agents are tasked with healing the sick.

The other groups of Agents I have no idea what they do. Usually though these Agents have powerful abilities. They battle devils and cast out demons with ease.

These Agents are not to be confused with Exorcists. These human Agents hold more power.

There was one Agent who was tasked with Punishing the Devil. So this Agent went to hell and fought with the Devil and punished him.

The Agent later told his brothers that Satan was a giant when he confronted him. So the Agent used a Ladder which materialized in front of him, he then jumped onto his back and began slashing away with a great sword God gave him, Cutting off Satan's wings also.

After the mission was done and accomplished the Agent was brought to Heaven escorted by Angels. The angels washed Satan's blood off the Agent because if he returned to Earth with the blood on him, He would die.

These Agents are constantly under attack by Devils and demons.

I probably should mention that these Agents also have an Angel to help them. Like any christian has.

The really powerful Agents have an Angel with six wings three on each side. The younger less experienced Agents have an Angels with NO wings!

WHY IS MARY CRYING?... [link to www.chick.com]

Go eat a cow..and arent you supposed to be answering my tech support call for my i-phone?

And you are part of this problem too. The devil has seized you and is using you for wicked works.., and you know better, which makes your place in hell really special.