I am ~THE IRANIAN~.

you re in turkey you lying bastard

how bad are the sanctions effecting your country?

is the government the culprit?

does america have the right to impose sanction?

can you blame us though? your government does want to eliminate israel, or so the news says

imagine if people just listened to jesus..

in the quran it speaks of jesus being the christ for a reason...

muhamed was the messenger of allah

allah is the word

jesus christ spoke that word...

is iran ready to rise up against its government again? could the country handle that? would the world support you.

i worry it wouldn't...

yet the force is strong with you

I am a Koskesh.

sorry i kind of took a left turn...

dude what the fuck do you think this is the fuckign United Nations

he said ask away

OP do they camp out in front of Wal Mart for Black Friday there,

We dont have Walmarts!

Can you translate the last joke on here into english?

Too racist!

ok do you camp out infront of Targets then?

We dont have western shopping centers my friend. If your trying to be a smartass trying make a fool out of me then this is not the right place.

If you have a decent question then be my guest.

Are there Turkey's as in thanksgiving turkeys there? We eat turkey's on thanksgiving here.

I think he is trying to find out if you have been on American soil opie ;)

damn so did AMdindinjab Ban Thanksgiving,

we should invade just for that

What are the 7 s' things of new years? and why?

haftsin? ok seriously dude, i know some of them but i dont know why!?!

There's somagh, serkeh, sir, sib, ayeneh(Dunno why that's there), samanu, sabzi.. dunno the rest.

Do you get to go hunting for animals in turkey?what kind? other than human,I dont care for human hunting they cry and pee themselves and just beg alot.We hunt alot here,my favorite is elk


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Do you have any good ski resorts in Iran? I'd love to visit someday your country and do some snowboarding.

LOL clearly OP is troll and cannot translate.

EPIC FAIL OP.

What do you know about the 12th mahdi?

What in the actual fuck Mr Turkey!

Yeah there's TOCHAL in Tehran. You'd love it.

I believe it is a metaphor of the 12th month of the year. Resurrection of life. Change!

can't wait till Iran is nuked

LOL, OP will not answer this, and never will. Wonder why???

Ah man, this is too EZ.

It's a joke about a turk and an Isfhani. They talk about watering their cucumber and which one would get bigger. You really want me to go on?

are you the mahdi?

We love you too Canada. I have a lot of relatives in Toronto. Lotsa love to them all! :o)