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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 11/23/2012 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What do you consider short? And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 11/23/2012 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing worse than a tiny man. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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MuzzleBreak User ID: 852441 United States 11/23/2012 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Short people got no reason to live. Just kidding. Never piss-off short people. Physical beauty seems to come more easily in small packages. Last Edited by MuzzleBreak on 11/23/2012 07:50 PM In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values." MuzzleBreak |
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Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 11/23/2012 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing worse than an ugly bitch who has to use an avatar of a better looking and thinner woman as well. Plus those short men have more class in their pinky than you have in your whole 300 lb body. Says the tiny man. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1711362 Canada 11/23/2012 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ignorant individuals are the true sub-humans in my opinion. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321 Being 5'6, I can say say that any height is only a disadvantage if you convince yourself that it is. Personally, I have no problems with my height. Most men in powerful positions have been around 5'6. Tall men are to men what blonds are to women. Total bimbos and take like a minute to process every single thought. |
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Burt Gummer User ID: 7702124 United States 11/23/2012 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ignorant individuals are the true sub-humans in my opinion. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9788321 Being 5'6, I can say say that any height is only a disadvantage if you convince yourself that it is. Personally, I have no problems with my height. Most men in powerful positions have been around 5'6. Tall men are to men what blonds are to women. Total bimbos and take like a minute to process every single thought. Take your meds....you'll be fine |
Bluebird User ID: 27748381 United States 11/23/2012 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How short for women? But of course they're people--just short ones. One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28306141 Canada 11/23/2012 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | discuss? ok um You are an arrogant self centered egomaniac that gets off on feeling superior to shorter people because a short person that you know is rich with babes all around him and is a very powerful individual and the jealousy is so strong that you hold a grudge against them now lets discuss |
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Uncle Mikey User ID: 2217240 United States 11/23/2012 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me: Male. 5'4". 44 yrs old. Never married. No children. Yeah, the world pretty much treats you like garbage (especially women). I don't really have anything positive to say about it, other than I get to see how human beings truly are. Last Edited by Uncle Mikey on 11/23/2012 11:24 PM |
Burt Gummer User ID: 7702124 United States 11/23/2012 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | discuss? ok um You are an arrogant self centered egomaniac that gets off on feeling superior to shorter people because a short person that you know is rich with babes all around him and is a very powerful individual and the jealousy is so strong that you hold a grudge against them now lets discuss |