Say YES to God and NO to masturbation

Yes, this tard knows his shit, now fap all you want fappers, as long as you fap in Christ it's all good.

He should have given men shorter arms. He tried giving cats a rough tongue to stop them, but they keep licking themselves anyway.

Was it piss poor engineering by the Big Guy, OP?

no youre not saved

Burn in hell heathen.

God is a masturbation for the spirit.

We all burn allready cant you smell it?
Then we get some peace, and can take a more carefull approach to living

ROMANS
6:15 What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid.

If they forbid masturbation, i will need to try to get woman again, but this demands so much energy and time :(


Thanks god no one can forbid me from fapping =)

does god know before hand (LOL) who is going to touch themselves and when?

yeah, a true born again believer in Christ would tell someone to go burn in hell (sarcasm). its obvious youre not saved and its obvious you dont even believe in hell b/c if you did you would never wish ANYONE to go there. you however are on the broad path to destruction/hell and i hope you do not go there and find the truth. hell is literal fire and torment for eternity.

I thank God for masturbation. Since the Bible doesn't say anything against it, then I'll simple accept it as the divine gift it is.

Look retard, you don't understand the Christian doctrine so clearly you are going to hell, it isn't that complicated. DOn't be jelly of those of us who will go join Jesus in the Father's throne and watch how you tards suffer in the lake of fire and sulfur for eternity .

But it feels good, and if bitches aren't gonna do the job you gotta do it on your own.

God isnt dealing with us on the basis of sin huh...well then whats the point of Gods wrath and judgement in the end times tribulation? whats the point of the great whore babylon being utterly destroyed in 1 hour of 1 day? because of sin and the fact its become a habitation of devils by turning it back on God and embracing sin.

Romans 6:15 "What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid."

you must be born again.

you are lost my friend, you cannot live like the world and still be saved.

we'll see wont we. the warning was given, your blood is no longer on my hands

This my friends is why the Bible is the most cognitively dissonant bullshit on this planet. It doesn't matter if things make sense or not, there's plenty of tools for the religtard lusting for power and control over other's behavior to nitpick and find a way to get away with his wishes.

It doesn't matter if at one part it says one thing and then it says something totally different, at the end of the day you're expected to obey whatever shit the religtard in turn pulls off his arsehole.

You are sir are not just a moran. You are in a LEAGUE of MORANS.

God Bless.

God hates masturbators! He also gives aids to babys.

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For instance, it wouldn't be comfortable and convenient for the fantatic religtard to have to kill most of his neighbors and family by fully obeying Leviticus' laws so he disregards them saying that Jesus Christ brought a new covenant and those laws are not necessary anymore. But if the religtard doesn't like homosexuals then he will quote Leviticus and Deuteronomy and all those old books anyway as well as any other little law that the religtard wishes to implement. And when asked they will quote Jesus saying that the law won't pass away until the end of times.

In conclusion there's always some way to justify some shit you want to implement while forbidding something you're against using the Bible, and nothing really needs to make sense, you just pick and choose and make up justifications along the way.

Romans 6:15

No, we should strive to not sin, but guess what? You, me and every other person from Adam forward sins...it's our nature since the fall of man.

Don't worry, God is not suprised when we sin. Some "believers" claim that they do not sin. They are making God a liar in that case. For those who claim to be believers and that they don't sin, just check yourself against 1 Cor. 13. Are you always patient and kind? Ever lust or envy? Keep records of others wrong doings? Read the whole chapter. We in our human efforts fail pretty much continually.

There must be a complete understanding of the old vs. new covenants. The old has gone; Christ ushered in THE new covenant. We are living under the new. He was the only person who could fulfill the law.

yes god yes god yes god yes god YES GOD YES GOD U DAMN DIRTY WHORE OMFG GOD WOW GOD WOW GOD WOW GOD WOW GOD YES GOD RIGHT THEIR GOD RIGHT THEIR GOD GOD GOD GOD YES GOD DAMN HOLY SHIT GOD RIGHT THEIR KEEP GOING GOD ahhhhh....

I find the thrill of annoying god whilst he watches me rub one out extremely exciting, I imagine him wanting to touch me, but he can't, because he's not real and therefore has no fingers.

So then why is there so mutch hate on homo sexuals, from non religius people?

Yet there's bits on the NT that say that you shouldn't sin or else you won't go to heaven. In fact Jesus' teachings were all about not doing certain things or else you wouldn't be saved.

So you see the whole damned thing doesn't make any fucking sense.

People, religious or not, will always hate, because people naturally find some things repulsive. The gay dislike was always there, now they have subsided it a bit with the new Marxist indoctrination but they won't be able to stifle it forever. I do not know why gays are hated so much but it may have to do with the fact that they're seen as contrary to the traditional family unit that has held civilization together for many thousands of years. People see them as a threat to the fabric of society, and they did back then too when the Levites wrote their myths.

you do get eternal security for being a believer, but you will wait in HELL to collect it, at your white throne, LAKE OF FIRE judgement. the problem with believers is they dont know the difference between HELL and THE LAKE OF FIRE. (study to show youself approved)

You must be trolling... You sir are the one sinning.

God is a strange motherfucker! Here, have a dick (pussy) but just don't for the love of me, ever touch it too much!!!
You fuckers crack me up!