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For instance, it wouldn't be comfortable and convenient for the fantatic religtard to have to kill most of his neighbors and family by fully obeying Leviticus' laws so he disregards them saying that Jesus Christ brought a new covenant and those laws are not necessary anymore. But if the religtard doesn't like homosexuals then he will quote Leviticus and Deuteronomy and all those old books anyway as well as any other little law that the religtard wishes to implement. And when asked they will quote Jesus saying that the law won't pass away until the end of times.

In conclusion there's always some way to justify some shit you want to implement while forbidding something you're against using the Bible, and nothing really needs to make sense, you just pick and choose and make up justifications along the way.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So then why is there so mutch hate on homo sexuals, from non religius people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28383571


People, religious or not, will always hate, because people naturally find some things repulsive. The gay dislike was always there, now they have subsided it a bit with the new Marxist indoctrination but they won't be able to stifle it forever. I do not know why gays are hated so much but it may have to do with the fact that they're seen as contrary to the traditional family unit that has held civilization together for many thousands of years. People see them as a threat to the fabric of society, and they did back then too when the Levites wrote their myths.
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But civilisation is huge now +7 billion people its pretty sturdy, and more women for the singles
So yea well its mood thing i gues
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For instance, it wouldn't be comfortable and convenient for the fantatic religtard to have to kill most of his neighbors and family by fully obeying Leviticus' laws so he disregards them saying that Jesus Christ brought a new covenant and those laws are not necessary anymore. But if the religtard doesn't like homosexuals then he will quote Leviticus and Deuteronomy and all those old books anyway as well as any other little law that the religtard wishes to implement. And when asked they will quote Jesus saying that the law won't pass away until the end of times.

In conclusion there's always some way to justify some shit you want to implement while forbidding something you're against using the Bible, and nothing really needs to make sense, you just pick and choose and make up justifications along the way.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So then why is there so mutch hate on homo sexuals, from non religius people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28383571


People, religious or not, will always hate, because people naturally find some things repulsive. The gay dislike was always there, now they have subsided it a bit with the new Marxist indoctrination but they won't be able to stifle it forever. I do not know why gays are hated so much but it may have to do with the fact that they're seen as contrary to the traditional family unit that has held civilization together for many thousands of years. People see them as a threat to the fabric of society, and they did back then too when the Levites wrote their myths.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


But civilisation is huge now +7 billion people its pretty sturdy, and more women for the singles
So yea well its mood thing i gues
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And the word itself religius is associated with religions and books, books aside maybe there is more than meets the eye before the ink.
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damn i wish that all religions will just vanish from the face of the earth! the world is not in dangers because of all the perverts but because religion creates pervert and insanity, extreme fanatics is the reason why the world is in deep shits!just whorship your bullshit and leave us alone! god has no boundaries shapes or form, true god is the creation and the infinite universe, and all her beauty, you are worse than the one you call animals in gaza and the middle east, goddamn hypocrite.


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Can I get one more fap session in before I say YES?

Just one?headbang
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11/24/2012 06:38 PM
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Romans 6:15

No, we should strive to not sin, but guess what? You, me and every other person from Adam forward sins...it's our nature since the fall of man.

Don't worry, God is not suprised when we sin. Some "believers" claim that they do not sin. They are making God a liar in that case. For those who claim to be believers and that they don't sin, just check yourself against 1 Cor. 13. Are you always patient and kind? Ever lust or envy? Keep records of others wrong doings? Read the whole chapter. We in our human efforts fail pretty much continually.

There must be a complete understanding of the old vs. new covenants. The old has gone; Christ ushered in THE new covenant. We are living under the new. He was the only person who could fulfill the law.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18767016


you do get eternal security for being a believer, but you will wait in HELL to collect it, at your white throne, LAKE OF FIRE judgement. the problem with believers is they dont know the difference between HELL and THE LAKE OF FIRE. (study to show youself approved)
 Quoting: Understudy 28388017


Why do people try to make the simple understanding of God's plan of salvation so difficult? It's a simple act of choosing to believe the gospel. It's not how good or bad you are: it's how DEAD you are to God spiritually.
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Now this is a quality GLP thread. We need lots more just like it.
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Now this is a quality GLP thread. We need lots more just like it.
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indeed
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maybe if god fired one of once in a while he wouldn't be such an uptight prick
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Now this would make a great T-shirt!
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The Christian God is a mass-murderous wanker.

Much worse than being just a standard wanker.

--> God's going to burn in hell. Serves the fucker right.

whatever
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Romans 6:15

No, we should strive to not sin, but guess what? You, me and every other person from Adam forward sins...it's our nature since the fall of man.

Don't worry, God is not suprised when we sin. Some "believers" claim that they do not sin. They are making God a liar in that case. For those who claim to be believers and that they don't sin, just check yourself against 1 Cor. 13. Are you always patient and kind? Ever lust or envy? Keep records of others wrong doings? Read the whole chapter. We in our human efforts fail pretty much continually.

There must be a complete understanding of the old vs. new covenants. The old has gone; Christ ushered in THE new covenant. We are living under the new. He was the only person who could fulfill the law.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18767016


you do get eternal security for being a believer, but you will wait in HELL to collect it, at your white throne, LAKE OF FIRE judgement. the problem with believers is they dont know the difference between HELL and THE LAKE OF FIRE. (study to show youself approved)
 Quoting: Understudy 28388017


Why do people try to make the simple understanding of God's plan of salvation so difficult? It's a simple act of choosing to believe the gospel. It's not how good or bad you are: it's how DEAD you are to God spiritually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18767016


I presume you mean apostle paul makes it difficult understand, for its paul who tells timothy Study to show thyself approved unto God.
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jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit
1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p
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The dear lord created my hand and my penis he made it so that both were able to move, one that is more sensitive than the other. Go figure that one out.
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You, my child, are a lost soul. I'll pray for your family while you assuredly burn for eternity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


You condemn so quickly before even knowing anything of ones situation. You have a fetish of flame and hell fire. You are disturbed.
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sounds lilke it
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11/24/2012 07:46 PM
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Maybe God should stop touching himself.
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There's something inherently wrong with your logic. And...I think YOU KNOW what it is that is wrong with YOUR LOGIC. Therefore, we probably don't even need to debate this.

You'd better look at bit harder at YOURSELF instead of telling people what they should, or shouldn't do. wink
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For instance, it wouldn't be comfortable and convenient for the fantatic religtard to have to kill most of his neighbors and family by fully obeying Leviticus' laws so he disregards them saying that Jesus Christ brought a new covenant and those laws are not necessary anymore. But if the religtard doesn't like homosexuals then he will quote Leviticus and Deuteronomy and all those old books anyway as well as any other little law that the religtard wishes to implement. And when asked they will quote Jesus saying that the law won't pass away until the end of times.

In conclusion there's always some way to justify some shit you want to implement while forbidding something you're against using the Bible, and nothing really needs to make sense, you just pick and choose and make up justifications along the way.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So then why is there so mutch hate on homo sexuals, from non religius people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28383571


People, religious or not, will always hate, because people naturally find some things repulsive. The gay dislike was always there, now they have subsided it a bit with the new Marxist indoctrination but they won't be able to stifle it forever. I do not know why gays are hated so much but it may have to do with the fact that they're seen as contrary to the traditional family unit that has held civilization together for many thousands of years. People see them as a threat to the fabric of society, and they did back then too when the Levites wrote their myths.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


you are so full of shit. "gays have subsided with the marxist indoctrination" what the fuck is that supposed to mean? do you even know any gay people or for that do you even know any marxists? i am a liberal and hang out with alot of gays and i dont know any marxists. you fear gays because they threaten your masculinity and deep down you have something to hide. get over it.
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OP, you're not one of those street preachers, are you?
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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Are you without sin?
Didn't think so..quit casting stones
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The Christian God is a mass-murderous wanker.

Much worse than being just a standard wanker.

--> God's going to burn in hell. Serves the fucker right.

whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28406485


Wow..another angry butthurt atheist on the internet?
Who woulda thought?
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why is god so angry?
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Because people masturbate instead of having regular reproductive sex.
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For instance, it wouldn't be comfortable and convenient for the fantatic religtard to have to kill most of his neighbors and family by fully obeying Leviticus' laws so he disregards them saying that Jesus Christ brought a new covenant and those laws are not necessary anymore. But if the religtard doesn't like homosexuals then he will quote Leviticus and Deuteronomy and all those old books anyway as well as any other little law that the religtard wishes to implement. And when asked they will quote Jesus saying that the law won't pass away until the end of times.

In conclusion there's always some way to justify some shit you want to implement while forbidding something you're against using the Bible, and nothing really needs to make sense, you just pick and choose and make up justifications along the way.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


So then why is there so mutch hate on homo sexuals, from non religius people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28383571


People, religious or not, will always hate, because people naturally find some things repulsive. The gay dislike was always there, now they have subsided it a bit with the new Marxist indoctrination but they won't be able to stifle it forever. I do not know why gays are hated so much but it may have to do with the fact that they're seen as contrary to the traditional family unit that has held civilization together for many thousands of years. People see them as a threat to the fabric of society, and they did back then too when the Levites wrote their myths.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


you are so full of shit. "gays have subsided with the marxist indoctrination" what the fuck is that supposed to mean? do you even know any gay people or for that do you even know any marxists? i am a liberal and hang out with alot of gays and i dont know any marxists. you fear gays because they threaten your masculinity and deep down you have something to hide. get over it.
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You're so full of fail sheepy, I am not even wasting my time, buy yourself some reading comprehension whenever you can.

Last Edited by Manu-K on 11/25/2012 02:56 AM
Banned as usual.

“It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.”
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
 Quoting: TRUE Believer 28363197


Very true, I am sure he is so mush happier watching me get sucked off.
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
 Quoting: TRUE Believer 28363197


Who do you say is God?
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God dosen't hate, get real OP!
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Op is already in hell of their own mind...
Pshhh
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God is a cunt for inventing the cock.
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Fellow Christians -

Stop judging people and condemning them to hell! That is the Lord's job. Before you judge others, remember that nobody is perfect, including yourself. Everyone has sinned. Everyone has fallen short. It is human nature to sin, being born into a sinful world. It's biblical.

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Sexual immorality is a sin. "Those who seek to please the flesh will reap destruction. Those who seek to please the spirit will receive eternal life"
- not sure which verse, but it's in the bible!

"He who lusts after a woman has committed adultery in his heart"
- also in bible. too tired to look up actual verses.. you can probably google it!


God loves you all! He doesn't want anyone to suffer for eternity in hell. It is your own choices that bring you eternal life or death. Read your bible and pray.

God bless!
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Fellow Christians -

Stop judging people and condemning them to hell! That is the Lord's job. Before you judge others, remember that nobody is perfect, including yourself. Everyone has sinned. Everyone has fallen short. It is human nature to sin, being born into a sinful world. It's biblical.

-------------------------------------------------------------​-----

Sexual immorality is a sin. "Those who seek to please the flesh will reap destruction. Those who seek to please the spirit will receive eternal life"
- not sure which verse, but it's in the bible!

"He who lusts after a woman has committed adultery in his heart"
- also in bible. too tired to look up actual verses.. you can probably google it!


God loves you all! He doesn't want anyone to suffer for eternity in hell. It is your own choices that bring you eternal life or death. Read your bible and pray.

God bless!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23571805


If the Lord sends people to hell then He is surely a cunt. He creates faulty people and forces them into a faulty world and then blames them for their shortcomings.

Stop breeding!
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
 Quoting: TRUE Believer 28363197


And logic dictates that for you to have such a big mouth, you have to be projecting.

Meaning, either you're bullshitting/trolling or going to hell because you think you will.

Meh,

I just don't think an omnipotent being would really be interested in human self-pleasuring, I think there would be bigger cosmological issues at hand.

But self-important religious pricks on the other hand...
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The dear lord created my hand and my penis he made it so that both were able to move, one that is more sensitive than the other. Go figure that one out.
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You, my child, are a lost soul. I'll pray for your family while you assuredly burn for eternity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28363197


You condemn so quickly before even knowing anything of ones situation. You have a fetish of flame and hell fire. You are disturbed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28391947


Bump
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no, I`m pretty sure that is supposed to say

Say YES to masturbation and NO to God

it was just a typo

relax everyone and get back to Strokin

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