Is "Obama-care" Screwed? (a fable about the end??? of "Obama-care")

John Boehner and his wife Debbie traveled to the White House to visit with President Obama and first lady Michelle. A parcel had arrived ahead of the Boehners for John. Michelle Obama handed the parcel to Boehner. Inside the box was a air of slippers and a hand written note from an "acquaintance" (a health insurance broker friend). In the note, he wrote that the slippers would give him great sexual prowess.

His wife immediately became very interested in the slippers after what the John had said, but John felt he really didn't need them, being the "God" he was. Boehner asked the President, "How could slippers make you into a sex freak?" The President replied, "You've got nothing to lose John, try them on." So, Boehner, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something Mrs. Boehner hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, Boehner grabbed the President, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of President, by the hips.

President Obama then began screaming, "John.....John, you've got them on the wrong feet man! The WROOOONG FEEEET!"