Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 2,162 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 717,408
Pageviews Today: 1,262,209Threads Today: 539Posts Today: 9,124
02:53 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 15456734
Australia
11/28/2012 05:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Yeah, I do the 'stealth' side of the toilet thing.

Have you ever had the situation when you've had sex, and some time later go to pee, and the 'hole' must get slightly stuck together or something AND TWO PEE STREAMS come out!!!!

Usually only one can be directed in....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24262051
United States
11/28/2012 06:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
don't cross the streams!!! (at urinal)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 15456734
Australia
11/28/2012 06:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
LOL!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28524339
United Kingdom
11/28/2012 06:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806


OMG I'm not alone, I do this all the time. The thought someone can hear me pissing makes me totally uncomfortable, especially if the jets aren't firing at 100% if ya know what im saying lol.

5* AND SUGGEST PIN LOL

flush
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26795689
United States
11/28/2012 06:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
The bigger concern is not the noise but the splashback.

charlie
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1634447
United States
11/28/2012 07:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
same here!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1634447
United States
11/28/2012 07:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Yeah, I do the 'stealth' side of the toilet thing.

Have you ever had the situation when you've had sex, and some time later go to pee, and the 'hole' must get slightly stuck together or something AND TWO PEE STREAMS come out!!!!

Usually only one can be directed in....
 Quoting: BadHairDay


fucking pissing logistics, should be a MIT course
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19719691
Canada
11/28/2012 07:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
i got a big one so i like to go full bore in the water so any passerbys can be jelly of me.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28538950
United States
11/28/2012 07:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in your toilet tank just to mess with your head.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28657874
Germany
11/28/2012 07:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Pin this sh...
I mean..
Pin this piss!
Nam Marine
User ID: 24695931
United States
11/28/2012 07:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I thought girls sit down to pee?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10393879
United States
11/28/2012 07:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in the sink save money on the water bill by flushing
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1357114
United States
11/28/2012 07:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on my knees so I wont splash all over the bathroom floor.
Stupid guys that pee right on the center have a smelly floor.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26945534
United States
11/28/2012 08:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in a bottle and then quietly sip it during the day
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27205820
United States
11/28/2012 08:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
It sounds like you're pee pee shy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14105059
United States
11/28/2012 08:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I do a handstand and piss in my mouth.
Desert Fox

User ID: 8786935
United States
11/28/2012 08:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
On the grass is quieter.
:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
CalmShock

User ID: 5056346
Canada
11/28/2012 08:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
This cat just don't give a fuck. Goes right for the center.
At least it has the decency to wipe the seat off after...


Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28637955
United States
11/28/2012 08:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
When you get older you will Learn to sit to piss so you don't dribble on your Feet, legs and floor.
AR 15-SPECIALIST
Admit it! We’re Fucked

User ID: 8796927
United States
11/28/2012 08:50 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
How do you position your vagina inorder to direct the stream of piss to the side?
TRUMPS FAULT
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25861717
United States
11/28/2012 08:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the toilet paper roll, just because I'm ignorant. The only thing I regret is not being around to laugh when the asshole with the shitty ass can't wipe and leaves in a rage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27428056


Lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20675367
United States
11/28/2012 08:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I enjoy a good pee in the sink
Thor's Hamster

User ID: 1248699
United States
11/28/2012 08:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

User ID: 1248699
United States
11/28/2012 08:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I do a handstand and piss in my mouth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


cruisecruisecruise
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

User ID: 1248699
United States
11/28/2012 08:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Do something with it...
 Quoting: Future Viewer 1344660


Huh?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20675367
United States
11/28/2012 08:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


Don't we all?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22690246
United States
11/28/2012 08:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
i thought i was the only one
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27359819
United States
11/28/2012 08:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I always face the toilet when I shit, where else would you put your coffee and newspaper???

Btw, it's alot easier to wipe also.


stupid americans
Hells Truant

User ID: 10505808
United States
11/28/2012 09:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot.....


lol
 Quoting: anti-agenda21
cruise
Now that's fuckin' funny. Thought I was the only one that has experienced that.
Hells Truant...a Being whose been through Hell and is temporarily being civil.

"Touch my ol'lady i'll hurt you.
Touch my Harley i'll fuckin' kill ya!"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17040466
United States
11/28/2012 09:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Girls make louder pee noises than boys





GLP