Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,593 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 315,538
Pageviews Today: 515,212Threads Today: 172Posts Today: 2,996
07:18 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28673851
Malaysia
11/28/2012 09:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806



Try peeing OUTSIDE the toilet bowl ... no noise
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5359980
United States
11/28/2012 09:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Funniest thing i`ve read all day!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28385893
United States
11/28/2012 09:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
i pee out the window of my 39th floor apartment because it doesn't make a sound
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28677702
South Korea
11/28/2012 09:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Me too.

Then I crap in the bath tub, and wipe my ass on the shower curtain.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27411217
United States
11/28/2012 09:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806


I do too actually haha
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14093935
United States
11/28/2012 09:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I take little pieces of toilet paper and put them in the bowl and pretend they are ships. Then I see how many I can sink.
Desert Fox

User ID: 8786935
United States
11/28/2012 09:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Why isn't this pinned.
:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
natasha77

User ID: 28641059
United States
11/28/2012 09:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
kINDA REMINDS ME WHEN I WORKED AT A PUB AND I POURED BEER ON THE SIDE OF THE GLASS...FOR LESS HEAD lolduhcroc222
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27029071
United States
11/28/2012 09:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I don't think it's been established that the OP is either male or female. Shouldn't we get this established first?
Instant Karma

User ID: 25981580
United States
11/28/2012 09:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806


What's your I Pee address?

Last Edited by Gimme Some Truth on 11/28/2012 09:50 PM
Dollar Deception: How Banks Secretly Create Money:
[link to www.webofdebt.com]

ALTERED GENES, TWISTED TRUTH: How the Venture to Genetically Engineer Our Food Has Subverted Science, Corrupted Government, and Systematically Deceived the Public:
[link to www.amazon.com]

2028 End?
[link to 2028end.com]
natasha77

User ID: 28641059
United States
11/28/2012 09:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Why isn't this pinned.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I agree. This needs to be addressed.popcorn
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 18069765
United States
11/28/2012 09:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Mr. Woodcock
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Don't lie, you named your dong wilcock, and you know it! peepants
anti-agenda21

User ID: 1462016
Canada
11/29/2012 02:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Yeah, I do the 'stealth' side of the toilet thing.

Have you ever had the situation when you've had sex, and some time later go to pee, and the 'hole' must get slightly stuck together or something AND TWO PEE STREAMS come out!!!!

Usually only one can be directed in....
 Quoting: BadHairDay


you missed the firstpage lol

the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot.....


lol
anti-agenda21

User ID: 1462016
Canada
11/29/2012 02:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot.....


lol
 Quoting: anti-agenda21
cruise
Now that's fuckin' funny. Thought I was the only one that has experienced that.
 Quoting: Hells Truant


fuck ya dude !!!!

your not alone
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28727389
United States
11/29/2012 02:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I stopped doing that after noticing pee splatter all over the wall
ººEATºº

User ID: 1317122
Canada
11/29/2012 02:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Have you ever had to go so bad that you used a public toilet that was plugged full of shit? Pissing in a toilet full of other people's shit is really nasty....
In the end it doesn't even matter...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14105059
United States
11/29/2012 02:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in the gas tank to my neighbors car.
Peeter
User ID: 1404507
United States
11/29/2012 03:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in ex GF's clothes hamper....it make no noise....
Earth Daughter

User ID: 18531580
United States
11/29/2012 03:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


This guy tried to sue a restaurant because he got his dick trapped between the toilet seat and the lid. So, be careful. tounge
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 14105059
United States
11/29/2012 03:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I had totally forgotten about this, but years ago, I was leaving a very late party one night, on the way out of the house I caught my housemate in the living room, standing in front of the peoples' stereo, with the 5 CD changer tray open, pissing away into it.

He was in a blackout drunk tounge
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28706042
United States
11/29/2012 03:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in your toilet tank just to mess with your head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28538950


Anonymous Coward
User ID: 787724
United States
11/29/2012 03:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
At the end of my pee I like to let out a nice fart. I also pee on the side and shake more than twice.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 28524339
United Kingdom
11/29/2012 03:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I always face the toilet when I shit, where else would you put your coffee and newspaper???

Btw, it's alot easier to wipe also.


stupid americans
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27359819


lmao
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17090286
United States
11/29/2012 03:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


This guy tried to sue a restaurant because he got his dick trapped between the toilet seat and the lid. So, be careful. tounge
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


I did, yeah...
CripplingLies

User ID: 5010858
Brazil
11/29/2012 03:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I have trouble to pee, too much weight to hold for too long...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 801546
United States
11/29/2012 07:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
When you get older you will Learn to sit to piss so you don't dribble on your Feet, legs and floor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28637955





true that. I'm only 26 and half the time I already sit down to pee. Something about it being relaxing and easy on the feet, I dunno.





GLP