My sister-in-law told me this week she was in love with me, don't know what to do! | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8213675 United States 11/29/2012 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yea, you really need to fuck her. I'd give anything to get to nail my hot ass sister in law. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28618054 That is the sick part, she is really hot and she is a school teacher! Kinda got that naughty school teacher thing going on! With this comment alone, it seems you took the bait. She may never recall having said this to you but if you are not careful, you might allow yourself to lust after her. Rebuke these thoughts or they will eat you alive! The mind is a dangerous battlefield! yah, no shit! Could you imagine? She has 2 kids i have 1. We both have loving families... what a fucking mess that would be! |
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NothingFancy User ID: 20864362 United States 11/29/2012 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your story reminded me of this joke. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Source: Bits & Pieces |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8213675 United States 11/29/2012 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your story reminded me of this joke. Quoting: NothingFancy I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Source: Bits & Pieces WOW! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28421286 United States 11/29/2012 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Definatly DO NOT tell your wife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454 So she loves you. No crime. Isn't that what we all want from the universe, to be loved? Let yourself be loved. Be worthy. Never punish another simply for adoring you. That is very bad advice. He should tell his wife and right away. This same thing happened to my aunt and her husband. Her sister hit on my uncle. He told his wife, they worked things out and are still married. This was yrs ago but keeping secrets is worse than lying if you ask me. If the sister was drunk that is her problem not yours. Let the sisters work it out. Once you tell your wife its not your problem any longer. Weight lifted. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8213675 United States 11/29/2012 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Definatly DO NOT tell your wife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454 So she loves you. No crime. Isn't that what we all want from the universe, to be loved? Let yourself be loved. Be worthy. Never punish another simply for adoring you. That is very bad advice. He should tell his wife and right away. This same thing happened to my aunt and her husband. Her sister hit on my uncle. He told his wife, they worked things out and are still married. This was yrs ago but keeping secrets is worse than lying if you ask me. If the sister was drunk that is her problem not yours. Let the sisters work it out. Once you tell your wife its not your problem any longer. Weight lifted. No, but I could always say she was drunk and that she just said she had a crush on me. If it ever became an issue. I think I am better off just forgetting it ever happened! |
Earth Daughter User ID: 18531580 United States 11/29/2012 11:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, I have. Thing is, people think someone else is the answer to their unhappiness. But those someone elses all have their own baggage too. "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4545733 United States 11/29/2012 11:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...And you are flattered by her words? Take my advice ..... and run as fast as you can from this woman. Her intentions toward you and her sister are not honorable. She shows no concern for her sister's welfare nor YOURS. I don't care what her appearance is, she is ready to destroy her sister's and your life. Is this what you want? Wake up man.........do the right thing here. |
Fred User ID: 21515285 United States 11/29/2012 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Definatly DO NOT tell your wife. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454 So she loves you. No crime. Isn't that what we all want from the universe, to be loved? Let yourself be loved. Be worthy. Never punish another simply for adoring you. I'll second that. Also love isn't always about needing to jump some ones bones. She may love you for the way you treat her sister. Take it as a complement. If it goes too far politely refuse. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8213675 United States 11/29/2012 11:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...And you are flattered by her words? Take my advice ..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4545733 and run as fast as you can from this woman. Her intentions toward you and her sister are not honorable. She shows no concern for her sister's welfare nor YOURS. I don't care what her appearance is, she is ready to destroy her sister's and your life. Is this what you want? Wake up man.........do the right thing here. I know, it just threw me for a loop. Wasn't prepared for the situation. didn't know how to handle it at the time... that's why I did not say a word when she said it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28421286 United States 11/29/2012 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, I have. Thing is, people think someone else is the answer to their unhappiness. But those someone elses all have their own baggage too. Yea..aint karma a bitch?!!! LMAO My ex left me for some lady who wasn't even pretty..just plain jane. Even our Dr said WTF? he said if I didnt make him happy nothing would..and he was right. he came crawling back after a few months begging for me to take him back. The other woman was a liar/gold digger/lazy etc etc etc. I said TOUGH SHIT! You made your bed with the HO go sleep in it. He left her. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8213675 United States 11/29/2012 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, I have. Thing is, people think someone else is the answer to their unhappiness. But those someone elses all have their own baggage too. Yea..aint karma a bitch?!!! LMAO My ex left me for some lady who wasn't even pretty..just plain jane. Even our Dr said WTF? he said if I didnt make him happy nothing would..and he was right. he came crawling back after a few months begging for me to take him back. The other woman was a liar/gold digger/lazy etc etc etc. I said TOUGH SHIT! You made your bed with the HO go sleep in it. He left her. Yup, Could happen to anyone.. I guess my biggest question was should i ever tell my wife... probably better off for everybody concerned to just forget it ever happened. Never thought of the fact she could be in love with my millions of dollars! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12042051 United States 11/29/2012 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kinda of a weird thing happened to me this week, my sister-in-law told me she has been in love with me sense her sister introduced me to her 9 years ago! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8213675 I know alcohol had a lot to do with it as she had been drinking for a couple of hours which she doesn't normally do! This sure has put me into an awkward position....? When she told me I was dumbfounded and didn't say a word in return! I Just wanted to vent, do not know how to handle the situation, and shit Christmas is coming and I will have to do the family thing and see her again! Question: What the fuck do you do, when a situation like this arises? I'm kind of a spiritual guy and would never cheat on my wife, let alone with her sister. So many questions on what to do. Do I just blow it off and ignore it, based on the fact that she was drunk? I don't think I would dare to ever tell my wife she would freak. What is weird is that they are a close typically normal upper middle class family. I don't know how to handle the situation! I am leaning towards ignoring it and pretending it never happened! Oh come on! You know she was drinking. Bury it! Don't embarrass your sister-in-law and ruin the relationshiop between her and your wife. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19980561 United States 11/29/2012 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kinda of a weird thing happened to me this week, my sister-in-law told me she has been in love with me sense her sister introduced me to her 9 years ago! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8213675 I know alcohol had a lot to do with it as she had been drinking for a couple of hours which she doesn't normally do! This sure has put me into an awkward position....? When she told me I was dumbfounded and didn't say a word in return! I Just wanted to vent, do not know how to handle the situation, and shit Christmas is coming and I will have to do the family thing and see her again! Question: What the fuck do you do, when a situation like this arises? I'm kind of a spiritual guy and would never cheat on my wife, let alone with her sister. So many questions on what to do. Do I just blow it off and ignore it, based on the fact that she was drunk? I don't think I would dare to ever tell my wife she would freak. What is weird is that they are a close typically normal upper middle class family. I don't know how to handle the situation! I am leaning towards ignoring it and pretending it never happened! That's the way to go (OP) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22054163 United States 11/29/2012 01:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stop emitting those seduce-ation vibes you are the one who drew her mind to that seducey though pattern you have been bleating out. Stop getting a rush off others falling all over you...because all toys wear old and ugly. Behave they self restrain your brain accept this was a two not a one but two.....her and you. Think of her no more and see her as something other than a fly for seducey sauce... Turn her into a commode tank flapper in you mind or a mosquito or even a moldy shriveling peach. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 8213675 United States 11/29/2012 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stop emitting those seduce-ation vibes you are the one who drew her mind to that seducey though pattern you have been bleating out. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22054163 Stop getting a rush off others falling all over you...because all toys wear old and ugly. Behave they self restrain your brain accept this was a two not a one but two.....her and you. Think of her no more and see her as something other than a fly for seducey sauce... Turn her into a commode tank flapper in you mind or a mosquito or even a moldy shriveling peach. It's not my fault i'm good looking everybody tells me I look like brad pitt only better looking. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1218376 Denmark 11/29/2012 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yea, you really need to fuck her. I'd give anything to get to nail my hot ass sister in law. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28618054 That is the sick part, she is really hot and she is a school teacher! Kinda got that naughty school teacher thing going on! You claim to be spiritual and that you'd never cheat on wifey; how'd we get to 'naughty school teacher' from taht? |
Maguyver User ID: 808852 United States 11/29/2012 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yea, you really need to fuck her. I'd give anything to get to nail my hot ass sister in law. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28618054 That is the sick part, she is really hot and she is a school teacher! Kinda got that naughty school teacher thing going on! You claim to be spiritual and that you'd never cheat on wifey; how'd we get to 'naughty school teacher' from taht? Umm....he's a human male? That's my thought. Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26795689 United States 11/29/2012 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You haven't done anything wrong. She was drunk and hopefully she doesn't remember what she told you. I would just try and forget about it and move on. You don't want to think with your penis in this situation. The potential negative consequences of doing so will far outweight any short-term sexual gratification you could obtain. |