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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26591052 Portugal 11/29/2012 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Opened Microwave and fainted i Was just warming up my food, i opened the microwave without waiting it to finish, anyway my microwave its one of those that stops after you opened the door. Anyway i opened the microwave while heating up my food and stuck my head into it to check if the food is good. Just as i did that i fainted for like a minute. Im ok now and eating my food.
What the hell happened? |
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Zombietard
User ID: 27257544 Argentina 11/29/2012 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted You have Alien DNA. Microwaves weakens the aliens' force field. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28524339 United Kingdom 11/29/2012 03:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Timeline Shift. You are now on the 2012 doom timeline with us all now! Welcome on board! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17674615 Australia 11/29/2012 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted You stuck your head IN the microwave?
Tard is as tard does. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28569456 Japan 11/29/2012 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Your Blood-Circulation collapsed!
??????? Vs. !!!!!!!!! |
Ballin on Your Tax Dollars
User ID: 9927807 United States 11/29/2012 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.
:gtable: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10393879 United States 11/29/2012 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Brain Tumor caused you to Black out OP. |
AtsuiPanda
User ID: 16510251 United States 11/29/2012 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted LMFAO WHO STICKS THERE HEAD IN A MICROWAVE! :/sdfhasdfshasd/: Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who don't live by the sword are subject to those who do. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10393879 United States 11/29/2012 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Cardiac circulatory collapse affects the vessels of the heart such as the aorta and is almost always fatal. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28692878 United States 11/29/2012 03:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted You stuck your head IN the microwave?
Tard is as tard does.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17674615 Must have a big assed MW. I usually just pull it out to check because my head sure as shit wouldn't fit in there. |
CripplingLies
User ID: 5010858 Brazil 11/29/2012 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Tinha de ser um português! |
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Kissplash
User ID: 18998054 United States 11/29/2012 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted My daughter wants to know if your face went in the food when your head fell and if you were burned... LEARN HOW TO BE KIND OR BE LEFT BEHIND. OXOXO |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/29/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted GREAT SCOTT |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3491129 United States 11/29/2012 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted LMFAO WHO STICKS THERE HEAD IN A MICROWAVE!
Quoting: AtsuiPanda That panda crap is ghay... Just sayin... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/29/2012 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted LMFAO WHO STICKS THERE HEAD IN A MICROWAVE!
Quoting: AtsuiPanda That panda crap is ghay... Just sayin... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3491129 Thread: Pandas, motherfuckers PANDAS, MOTHERFUCKER |
... User ID: 28730690 Netherlands 11/29/2012 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Its pretty awsome you can even make a cave with sun lights on the ground. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28730690 Netherlands 11/29/2012 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Or with allot of water ... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28730690 Netherlands 11/29/2012 04:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Oh btw ehm is there a certain eh pressure at large amounts changing on a hot surfaces with drained soil and so on ? |
BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States 11/29/2012 04:08 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted The safety mechanism that stops the microwave when you open the door stuck for a second and you cooked your brain... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28166646 Australia 11/29/2012 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted You stuck your head IN the microwave?
Tard is as tard does.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17674615 Its why Aussies never start these threads. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28730690 Netherlands 11/29/2012 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Its pretty awsome you can even make a cave with sun lights on the ground.
Quoting: ... 28730690 So we have life cells and pressure and cores and hardcores space rooms room planets galaxys and you can make a cave galaxy with water and floating systems with ... Houses on it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28730690 Netherlands 11/29/2012 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted Pretty nifty ... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12042051 United States 11/29/2012 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted You stuck your head IN the microwave?
Tard is as tard does.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17674615 Must have a big assed MW. I usually just pull it out to check because my head sure as shit wouldn't fit in there. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28692878 Or you have a big assed head! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21873265 United Kingdom 11/29/2012 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted DiD I you recently escape death in a plane crash? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1779676 United States 11/29/2012 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted GREAT SCOTT
Quoting: Leslie Zevo Scott who?! IS THAT A PREDICTION? |
Casper28
User ID: 25628582 United States 11/29/2012 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted I get light headed every time i walk by an operating microwave.. im sure they arent microwave/radiation tight. Casper28 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 21873265 United Kingdom 11/29/2012 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted I get light headed every time i walk by an operating microwave.. im sure they arent microwave/radiation tight.
Quoting: Casper28 Very rare to find one that will leak although I once went to a cafe where the door lock had broken so they operated it with the door open an a Woden peg stuck in the mechanism. |
Casper28
User ID: 25628582 United States 11/29/2012 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted I get light headed every time i walk by an operating microwave.. im sure they arent microwave/radiation tight.
Quoting: Casper28 Very rare to find one that will leak although I once went to a cafe where the door lock had broken so they operated it with the door open an a Woden peg stuck in the mechanism. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21873265 Holy sh!t.. can i get a some cancer with that cappuccino?. Let me guess, the place was crawling with hippies? Casper28 |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 26591052 Portugal 11/29/2012 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Opened Microwave and fainted for the ones who where preocuppied with my well being thanks.
im feeling good |
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