the korean girl two cubicles down from me................. | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7419205 United States 11/29/2012 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Walk up to her and whisper in her ear "I wanna eat your pussy" then do that thing Anthony Hopkins does in Silence of the Lambs after he mentions eating the guys liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Nah seriously though.. just act like a complete douche. Seems like a lot of girls go for that these days. |
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Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States 11/29/2012 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | is smoking hot!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345 and divorced. whats my next move? tell me. tell me now. place a flower on her doorstep Or better yet.... Place a flower stem in your butt, walk over to her cubicle, bend over with your back to her, and clear your throat to get her attention. You'll be in like Flynn. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28733227 Canada 11/29/2012 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then I kind of smile and act aloof until she laughs then ask her to lunch. Keep in mind I'm hot as fuck. So this might make you look retarded. Ya? If you're so hot, why the fuck do you need our advice reject? I would just walk up to her and start a conversation....if it goes well? Ask her to lunch. |
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abhie User ID: 28752241 India 11/29/2012 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whisper gently in her ear "Nibiru. Bring in the tomatoes" as you pass by her cubicle. (I'm male, mid-40's, and live and work in India as a designer. Writing is a passion of mine, as is painting. My avatar represents my protagonist against the Illuminati -a female warrior.) :laotszungb: |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7419205 United States 11/29/2012 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Keep in mind, you say she's smoking hot but divorced.. that can only mean that something about her personality was off putting to the point of exceeding her attractiveness. Since she's divorced I would also say she's likely to give men the test of time to see if their worth it, which means since she's ridiculously hot she'll be expecting boatloads of attention. So already alluding to the conclusion that a relationship should be ruled out, if you're just trying to get laid, it's probably not worth the effort either. Ultimately I'd say pass. |
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Anonymous 1342725 User ID: 1342725 United States 11/29/2012 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then I kind of smile and act aloof until she laughs then ask her to lunch. Keep in mind I'm hot as fuck. So this might make you look retarded. Ya? If you're so hot, why the fuck do you need our advice reject? I would just walk up to her and start a conversation....if it goes well? Ask her to lunch. Say what? I'm not asking you for shit and I never will. Anonymous 1342725 |
Desert Fox User ID: 8786935 United States 11/29/2012 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask her if it is side ways, or like Americans, straight up and down. She will be amazed at your knowledge of her anatomy, and fall in your arms. Last Edited by Desert Fox on 11/29/2012 11:12 PM :TOMABANEFOX: It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4959545 United States 11/29/2012 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dont be like the idiot at my work stalking my friend. whenever he sees her he stops what he's doing and starts following her, she just gets scared and is considering going to management. To get her name, he shouts, Hey..Hey you!! Do some men have any brains???? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24011342 United States 11/29/2012 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | RUN..just kidding...SPRINT AS FAST AS YOU CAN AWAY FROM HER!!! You have no idea how damaged those goods are! I have been to Korea many times and know of too many cases where guys married Korean girls who were only interested in getting to America. Once here (and married) the marriages lasted 5.0000 years. Notice the accuracy in that number...5.0000 - literally the 5 year and 1 day mark...the Korean chick would hand the American dude divorce papers. They (the Korean chicks) were willing to do almost anything to get out of that country and away from Korean men. The damage done to that chick has already taken place. She may seem like a "well established and fine" young lady...but, underneath is a boiling cauldron of problems - sprint away as fast as your feet will take you! |