Why do I ALWAYS get the asshole cart at the grocery store?

Or how about the ones that always pull to the left or right and you're battling to keep the fucking thing straight the entire time you're there.

You are not the only one!

First world problems.

@ "asshole cart"!

Shove the motherfucker back in the pile and get another one...sometimes I even turn it upside down and tell a worker that it needs repaired.

I fucking hate this too! Walmart carts are all busted up. A local food retailer here has nice carts. Another thing I have noticed also. They have a clean store, and better quality produce than walmart. Maybe there's some correlation to it?

Two weeks ago I checked the cart first to make sure all the wheels were good, then halfway through shopping one of the wheels decided to stop spinning. I felt like a retard from there on out. Turning down an aisle required sliding the back end and sometimes just going straight, it would veer off to the left and almost always do that when another person was passing by, so it would go into their cart and I'd have to apologize like a d-bag.

The number of damaged carts has gone up. But don't worry they will all be melted down by scrappers soon.

It's a fucking cartspiracy, I tell ya.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.


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It's because you put it back with the other carts when you're done.

Karma works!

Walmart carts suck big time.

It's your cross to bear in this life apparently OP.

I've heard of worse.

Still, it IS annoying. I'll say a prayer for you.

So true...

I know when I get a crappy cart, ive had a bad day.....

I curse the Gods for such a horrible fate...

Why? WHY are there so many bum carts??

Are there people who deliberatly whack them out?

Hmm.Umhumm. Yes. They are probably the employees. Have to take out their aggression someplace.

wd40

It's probably the asshole security guards that sit back and laugh their fucking asses off while watching us on the monitor.

Name one.

Ever get a really LOUD one?

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Best thread on GLP right meow! Thanks for making me laugh I'm having a shit day lol Kinda feels like I'm moving through the day like an asshole cart!

Short term solution. Petroleum jelly will take care of that problem probably longer than the remaining lifespan of the cart.

I have...sigh.

I'm glad my misery could provide you with some entertainment.

Out here this is a serious problem. All the homeless people are taking all the good shopping carts out of the shopping centers for their own personal use. That leaves the rest of us shoppers with all the crappy ones.

Law of Attraction?

I like having a loudass cart at the store, that way motherfuckers know I'm coming and they're gonna stay the fuck out of my way.

I know what they are like, so that's why I'm laughing with you not at you. I'm not one for relishing in others misery, if you really are that upset with the situation, I apologize.

you could be her.