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A true copperhead story. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19490298 United States 12/20/2012 11:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was young, Chinese jump ropes were a big thing. One day I went to my grandparents house. I usually went to the backside entrance.
I thought my sisters left the jump rope on the steps. I was about to grab it, but my instinct to go inside and grab a few oatmeal cookies overwhelmed me. I was fat kid.
My grandma was the best baker, cook in the whole world. Got my cookies and went back to the side porch to retrieve the Chinese jump rope.
The jump rope was moving on it's own. Turns out it was a copperhead snake.
I would of been dead if i picked up that so called jump rope.
What kept me from picking it up? I was nearly inches away from doing so. Sometimes I just think something else guides us.
Still here. Thank God. Guess my gluttonous saved me! Or an Angel. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for gluttony. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28390356 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for backside entrance. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for backside entrance.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 Whatever it takes. Is it not amazing I did not grab a venomous snake and charged straight to the cookie jar? She made the best oatmeal raisins cookies on the face of the planet. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11012566 United States 12/21/2012 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for oatmeal cookies..... |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for oatmeal cookies.....
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11012566 Exactly. Damn, she was the baker. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28390356 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for snake grabbing. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for backside entrance.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 Whatever it takes. Is it not amazing I did not grab a venomous snake and charged straight to the cookie jar? She made the best oatmeal raisins cookies on the face of the planet. Quoting: PokerFace I was about 10 at the time. Now, I'm ancient. At least to most of you under 45. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for snake grabbing.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 Oh no, where I grew up I made sausage out of snakes on our little farm with our tractors. It was kind of sickening. But there were so many of them. Could made an Aussie proud from what I hear. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28390356 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for sausages! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for snake grabbing.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22441207 United States 12/21/2012 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. :dudewhat: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28390356 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story.
Bump for snake grabbing.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles? Quoting: PokerFace Yes we have some pretty big snakes here |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for snake grabbing.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles? Quoting: PokerFace Yes we have some pretty big snakes here Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 Types? Non human. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28390356 United Kingdom 12/21/2012 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Bump for snake grabbing.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles? Quoting: PokerFace Yes we have some pretty big snakes here Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 Types? Non human. Quoting: PokerFace You mean you have human snakes there? |
WWIII is Upon US
User ID: 26765298 United States 12/21/2012 12:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Dead from a copperhead bite?? .. bwahahahaa WWIII is Upon US |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story.
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I know Ireland has no snakes. What about the rest of the British Isles?
Quoting: PokerFace Yes we have some pretty big snakes here Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 Types? Non human. Quoting: PokerFace You mean you have human snakes there? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28390356 Human snakes are apparently everywhere. Take hold of Pierce Morgellons. |
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User ID: 15026158 Mongolia 12/21/2012 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Aren't you Brits to be asleep at this hour. My your pubs stay open late. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Dead from a copperhead bite?? .. bwahahahaa
Quoting: WWIII is Upon US Really, they don't kill? You know how hard it is to get a vaccine to cure anyone who has been bitten? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19490298 United States 12/21/2012 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: A true copperhead story. Anyways, love you Brits, your just a bit off key. Probably sleepy from your late night pints. |
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