Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.

"Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas...

Why is she witholding did you piss her off?

whats her fucking problem?

Shave your nads dude. Even wives like smooth nads.

Has she just had her sight restored you grotesque looking twat?

Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh?
2- how old?

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)

And we're going to need some pics.....

Also, how much do YOU weigh? And how old?

Masturbate over her face while she's sleeping. That should demonstrate where you're coming from.

Speak for yourself...

I'm no relationship guru, but I've noticed women don't put out when they are feeling unappreciated or you're acting like a jackass. Try behaving as if you just started dating, and maybe take her out or something if she's willing.

fuck if i know, i haven't been laid in 6 years.

*

Maybe she wants it in the bootang?

Its not rape if you yell surprise!!!

O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid???
8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound.

lol, I like that, that's funny..



She's not pissed, just not interested....











Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted.

I've determined your problem.

You married a midget.

Your an idiot as well as everyone who makes these threads.

so why are you with her then - for her gourmet cooking?

I thought you were saying she wouldn't give up her girlfriend. LOL :-(

Well,I don't feel your pain....I get it just about anytime I want it, seriously she is 45 and I'm 48 and we screw about every other night and have been married for 20yrs.

LOL and heheheheeeee!!!!

She and My Uh humm, husband sound like a perfect pair!!! LOL...

Time for a divorce. Tell her the status quo is not cool. Your relationship is not normal. Time to move on.

Lets talk...

Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input!

Weapon of last resort

:0024: