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Thor's Hamster User ID: 26648182 United States 12/28/2012 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 A. How much does she weigh? 2- how old? (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Also, how much do YOU weigh? And how old? Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25898128 United States 12/28/2012 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm no relationship guru, but I've noticed women don't put out when they are feeling unappreciated or you're acting like a jackass. Try behaving as if you just started dating, and maybe take her out or something if she's willing. fuck if i know, i haven't been laid in 6 years. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29569081 United States 12/28/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281779 United States 12/28/2012 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31025638 lol, I like that, that's funny.. She's not pissed, just not interested.... Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 A. How much does she weigh? 110 lbs @ 5'0 2- how old? 42 (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Also, how much do YOU weigh? 177 @ 6'0 And how old? 44 O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081 8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound. Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted. |
Useless Cookie Eater User ID: 29696048 United States 12/28/2012 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31025638 lol, I like that, that's funny.. She's not pissed, just not interested.... Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 A. How much does she weigh? 110 lbs @ 5'0 2- how old? 42 (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Also, how much do YOU weigh? 177 @ 6'0 And how old? 44 O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid??? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081 8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound. Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted. I've determined your problem. You married a midget. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281779 United States 12/28/2012 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her. Quoting: Chip It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!! Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input! nah, she would never go for a sex swing. even when we went at it like bunnies kinky was doggy style. |
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