How to prevent being abducted by aliens?

Run like Carl Lewis.

Illegal aliens?

Yes, wrap yourself in tin foil. Aliens for whatever reason cannot see through aluminum.

Does that really work???

Give it a try!

:gawd:

stop showering

Yes,here is a serious answer, as I have experienced multiple occasions of what you speak of.
ORDER them gone in the name of Yashua Messiah.
They evaporate and fear his name. Learn the truth of Yashua,you have Massive power over them.
I mean massive, huge, large, strong.

long ago benevolent dog/cat humanoid ETs(yes there are humanoid cats/dog ets like us), well they engineered for us using there own dna pet dogs and cats to protect us from malevolent entities, my dogs sleep with me havent had any trouble since

Ill have to give that a try

Not indulging in Hallucinogens seems to work for most of us.

Thread: My pee smells like asparagus and that protects me from further alien abductions and insertions

Fizzgig!

:yep:

don't shower and don't wipe after pooping anymore.

this way the aliens will have no interest in anal probing you, which as we know, is all they're after

Garlic!
Eat a lot of Garlic and Onions!

Are you really concerned about being abducted by certain beings?

I think your being a tad paranoid.

Abductions have virtually ceased since 2000 for some unknown reason and even abductors a quite dumfounded as to why.

The tend to do go for right brained people who are empathetic and usually have something to offer to the world. That cuts out 80% of people.

Honestly if your where to be abducted, you probably wouldn't even realize till 10-20 years later.

If you want my opinion, you will never be abducted and have nothing to worry about. physical (random) abductions are done for. Astral abduction, you could probably stop if you where familiar enough with the subtle body, but this takes years of meditation. Even then very unlikely.

Far more likely to be pestered by negative entities/djinn.

i saw what you did there

lol

How would going willingly PREVENT you from being abducted by aliens? There is no logic in that.

Sorry mate, didn't realize you spoke from experience!
Take it back....

stop using toilette paper and they wont be so anxious to do an anal probe.