My 87 yr old grandmother beats me senseless and unmerciful with her cane and her shoe everynight before bedtime...

Good

Send her to the home.



Laugh in her face as they drag her away to her room, never to be seen again by outsiders.

thats hot

do you get a delayed beating with her pruned up saggy muffin tits after she swings?

Wear hockey equipment.... You'll handle those blows with ease!

Richard Eldrich again?

...I hope she @ least reads U a bedtime story... Now tell us the truth...How much mony is in the ol' broads bank account...?

When I was 7 my dad had to leave me at my grandma's house. First time ever. She kept whacking me with her cane as I tried to play quietly in the corner. I didn't know her well at all.

I got up, went to the kitchen, grabbed the biggest knife I could find and went back to playing after setting it on the floor in front of me.

She laughed and laughed. When my dad returned they both laughed. I was dead set on gutting the bitch if she hit me again. Either you got the fight in you or you're a pussy.

I've never backed down from a fight in my life and I reward disrespect with a serious ass kicking. I spent 6 months in the clink once for knocking a cop to the ground.

You just don't fuck with some people.

you like it.. don't you.

You deserve it she is a good woman take your beating boy

you sound sweet

when you said 'house', you MEANT trailer, didn't you?

flexin' nutz on da innanet yo

87 huh? Won't be long before this is not an issue. Just saying.

Not flexing nuts. Telling real life scenarios to educate pushovers on how to man up and get some real nuts themselves. I'm not your typical GLP geek. I don't bullshit anyone. And while my example might seem extreme to the weaklings, it should still provide an example of how one should stand up for themselves instead of letting someone beat them.

Your grandmother does not know what she is doing. Call her Doctor immediately, just visit pharmacy, they will handle it. I went through this, and person was 87 years old..then doctor put her on meds for bi-polar. CANNOT drink. The drinking makes it worse. Please follow up on this. She could cause you serious damage, or worse.

With thunderdome Gothic metal spikes they are much better .....

I may be only 3 feet tall, but if you mess with me I'll use your nuts as a punching bag...

did you eat all the cheese?

hahahah one time my grandma hit me in the head with her shoe too when i was young!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!

I remember peach tree limb switches, grounded in a LOCKED bedroom for days only let out for school and meals, mouth scrubbed out with soap...YOU DID NOT MESS WITH MY GRAM! lol..God love her I miss her so very very much.

Do you tip her well after a particularly brutal beating? Good service deserves to be rewarded.

She's ld and frail, how much can it hurt really?

You hit me, I'ma knock you the fuck out, I don't care whose grandma you are.

Hide the cane and her shoes before she starts drinking.

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Hide her cane & shoes. Problem solved....

Oh, and hide all the knives, she'll be real pissed you hid her cane & shoes...