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Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control

 
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01/18/2013 05:29 PM
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Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
Automatics this, hand guns that, gun control beat me off with a whiffleball bat. Here’s the thing about gun control:


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If we rebooted the entire infrastructure of the world on societal, financial, spiritual, and cultural levels, perhaps people would not resort to violence or petty crime in the first place. Guns would be reserved to “sporting” endeavors, such as hunting, target practice, and duels, the terms of which would be mutually agreed upon by all participants. (Even if it’s only one schizophrenic guy dueling the voices in his mind.

Here’s how we can solve disease and cure the gun control debate:

Take everything we know, learn all we can from history (and not the watered down version of History they teach us in schools so we jack off to American Flags and 9/11 Tribute Posters for the rest of our lives like Patriotic Zombies), reboot the system with everyone’s interest in mind instead of an elite few, and maybe people won’t need to steal, lie, cheat, manipulate, rape, murder, stalk, etc. Remove the need of crime – make it so living a crime-free life is not only easier, but more rewarding as well. Because right now it’s easier to unintentionally break the law than it is to keep track of them all.
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:engraved pistol:
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
I dont agree with you but this:

"Automatics this, hand guns that, gun control beat me off with a whiffleball bat"

Really made me blurt out laughing pretty hard!!!!

That's some funny shiznit right there.
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I dont agree with you but this:

"Automatics this, hand guns that, gun control beat me off with a whiffleball bat"

Really made me blurt out laughing pretty hard!!!!

That's some funny shiznit right there.
 Quoting: J&V


Drunk already?
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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01/18/2013 05:33 PM
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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
You are living in a dream world right now. There are hostiles in this universe.
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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
Automatics this, hand guns that, gun control beat me off with a whiffleball bat. Here’s the thing about gun control:


[link to sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com]


If we rebooted the entire infrastructure of the world on societal, financial, spiritual, and cultural levels, perhaps people would not resort to violence or petty crime in the first place. Guns would be reserved to “sporting” endeavors, such as hunting, target practice, and duels, the terms of which would be mutually agreed upon by all participants. (Even if it’s only one schizophrenic guy dueling the voices in his mind.

Here’s how we can solve disease and cure the gun control debate:

Take everything we know, learn all we can from history (and not the watered down version of History they teach us in schools so we jack off to American Flags and 9/11 Tribute Posters for the rest of our lives like Patriotic Zombies), reboot the system with everyone’s interest in mind instead of an elite few, and maybe people won’t need to steal, lie, cheat, manipulate, rape, murder, stalk, etc. Remove the need of crime – make it so living a crime-free life is not only easier, but more rewarding as well. Because right now it’s easier to unintentionally break the law than it is to keep track of them all.
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Suck a tail pipe.
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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
I dont agree with you but this:

"Automatics this, hand guns that, gun control beat me off with a whiffleball bat"

Really made me blurt out laughing pretty hard!!!!

That's some funny shiznit right there.
 Quoting: J&V


Drunk already?
 Quoting: BRIEF


:0110: ..... :0063:
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01/18/2013 05:50 PM
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It's a beautiful sentiment, sounds like Heaven-- but the elite overlords won't let it be that way. So we do the best we can to survive and thrive.
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Good idea.. Would be nice.. But will NEVER happen..
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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
Shut the fuck up about Sandy Hook too!
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nother troll
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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
I dont agree with you but this:

"Automatics this, hand guns that, gun control beat me off with a whiffleball bat"

Really made me blurt out laughing pretty hard!!!!

That's some funny shiznit right there.
 Quoting: J&V


THIS ISN'T A JOKE, ALL RIGHT?!?! IT'S NOT LIKE THE BLOG IS CALLED "SWEET FUNKY FREEDOM (CONSPIRACY HUMOR BLOG)" or someth....oh shit, that is what it's called.

nother troll
 Quoting: THE WORDSMITH


The best people in history were trolls. Frank Zappa, Andy Kaufman, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Trolling societal fallacies of logic is the way FORWARD, comrades!
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01/20/2013 09:19 PM
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The best people in history were trolls. Frank Zappa, Andy Kaufman, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Trolling societal fallacies of logic is the way FORWARD, comrades!
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OP,

I served with Martin Luther King Jr

I knew Martin Luther King Jr

Martin Luther King Jr. was a friend of mine

OP you're no Martin Luther King Jr!!


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I never said I was on a Martin Luther King Jr level. Nor did I suggest I was on an Andy Kaufman or Frank Zappa level. I was merely pointing out the fact that the best way to speak the truth is in a comedic or satirical fashion.

It's kind of like THIS VERY SITE. Every time I see an interesting post, even if I agree with the poster, if they show no indication of a sense of humor and are taking things far too seriously I just can't read their bullshit.

The world is fucked up.
Our species are like a virus with shoes.
SO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.

If you're gonna shove your conspiracy cock down peoples throats, constantly, make sure there's a salty, translucent punchline, otherwise you won't be able to break through to the sheep.

There's a reason stand-up comedians prove to have some of the best social commentary out of everyone. It's because they say things with a sly grin, a wink, a nudge, and a tug on your johnson / rub on your clit. It's much easier, and much more rewarding to expose government corruption in the form of a joke.
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01/20/2013 09:22 PM
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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
agreed.

shut the fuck up.

you can put potassium permanganate into petro and cause more damage.

fucking fear mongerers mother fuckers.

I got 12 sharp kitchen liberty jihad knives ready to carve you up.

you can't stop violence

or you could just be reasonable and shut the fuck up. and realize if we wanted to cause damage we could. but we have families and we want the scum (government) who do this shit to stop playing games with us.

we aren't stupid./

we know what you are up to.
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Re: Shut The Fuck Up About Gun Control
Great post, OP.

Our society is sick. Very sick.





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