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Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/27/2013 09:59 AM
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Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis???
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Plants use these fruits to reproduce.

All those plant seeds be in them fruits!

yak
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01/27/2013 10:01 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis???
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A penis of a plant yes.

Because the seeds are inside it.
Anonymous Coward
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01/27/2013 10:14 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
OP you are an idiot.
The BLOSSOM is the reproductive organ.
Next time you have an idea; just hang on to it.
Dumbass.
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01/27/2013 10:15 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
hilarious
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01/27/2013 10:16 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
better than the ASS of a cow
Anonymous Coward
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01/27/2013 10:22 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
You saying thats why vagina is so sweet?


Hey did you know Gods son is back, god being Zeus and his son Thor, or known as Thorium, the cleanest cheapest energy.
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01/27/2013 10:23 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
You have way too much time on your hands.
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01/27/2013 10:26 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
OP you are an idiot.
The BLOSSOM is the reproductive organ.
Next time you have an idea; just hang on to it.
Dumbass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126648


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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142

not the genitals, but the sperm.
the sugar sweetens most of it though.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
OOOh how exciting.....Now where is that cumquat????
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
better than the ASS of a cow
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Like OP???
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01/27/2013 10:36 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
and they are delicious !
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01/27/2013 11:01 AM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
And water is full of fish shit.
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
From the Song of Solomon: Sgs 7:2 Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies.

Some believe the translators screwed up the word translated as "navel." If you start at verse 7:1 you can see the poet works his way up his lover's body from her feet to her head/hair. Many believe he was not talking about her navel being full of mixed wine.....
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis???
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this thread is fucking great.... rofl
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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01/27/2013 12:37 PM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Well shit if pussy tasted as good as an orange, maybe I'd be willin to eat a whole lot more of it!
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
what exactly do you think an egg is?
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
So veggies are afrodisiac! Now I understad why that cucumber turns me on! I am a male by the way.

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01/27/2013 12:41 PM
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Hmmm so if I eat a banana I am eating a penis???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32560771


this thread is fucking great.... rofl
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no, this thread is fucking stupid


morans on parade
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
mmmmmm nuts!

I like this thread.

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01/27/2013 12:50 PM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
If you're ever in Texas you should try Calf Fries some time...

I won't ruin it with spoiler about what they are...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
That apple you be chewing, is probably the balls of a tree.

And that orange? Full of squirt juice.

Don't even get me started on cherries. They look like small butts for starters...

yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33126142


I'm pretty sure it took a "Stoner" to come up with this thread...I'll let OP verify or deny that....
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Have you ever tried to find the liver on a plant?
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01/27/2013 12:56 PM
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
Oh Noooos dont tell the libtards!!!
i like fruit


and eggs too.
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Re: Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?
OP, I am fine with that but still prefer your sister's fruits !

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