Do you realise when you eat fruits you are eating the sexual organs of a plant?

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sounds likke a mexican comment .

Yeah, actually the fruit is the "baby"...

So you're eating babies...

Fuckin' heathens...

Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?

I had just FINALLY started eating more fresh fruits, and now every time I look a a banana, or a cherry, I'll be visualizing this shit.

this is probably the best thread I've ever seen on here

What makes me laugh is all the tards getting mad at this thread like it hurts them.. Whiny little bitches. Dont click the thread if such a simple goofy statement gets you so mad.. Maybe your fat nerdy potato chip eating ass should be a little more angry about our republic getting destroyed from within..

Rage more tards

When you eat eggs your are eating a fetus and embryonic sack.

Shitty science GLP thread

I know mushrooms smell like balls

Last Edited by MONSTER on 01/27/2013 01:48 PM

You've obviously been smelling the wrong balls darlin...

Or at the very least the wrong mushrooms...

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 01/27/2013 01:51 PM

Someones making progress in first grade science, yay for them!

They have a woodsy smell, how many balls have you smelled?

Last Edited by MONSTER on 01/27/2013 01:59 PM

The sexual organs of a plant are the stamen and the pistol.

It's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to eat the balls of a plant as they don't make the fruit you could it the flower but how many people eat apple flowers?

After fertilization in the case of the apple the seed is the sexual organ and unless you eat apple seeds you don't eat the sexual organ but the sugar sources for the seeds to start growing.

So in most cases if you eat the seeds of plants you are VERY loosely eating a sexual organ but it's more like eating the plants babies the sex organs have already shriveled up and dissolved before the apple was mature.


Botany 101

fruits of your loins?

I am a female I dont have those kind of fruits

You first...



Last Edited by Saddletramp on 01/27/2013 02:22 PM

I thought flowers were that....DEFLOWERED

eat olives for the full experience then!

What about Clams and Oysters?

You pry the stinky fucker open to get a gooey, slimey, organ the cosistancy of a slug, and sort of looking like a snatch?

Butt anyway, those organs WANT you to eat them, thats why they taste so good?

Some fruits literally HAVE to pass through the digestive system of an animal in order to reproduce.

and the oxygen we breathe is the fart of trees

.........like my ex-wife.....

lol....I would've hoped the balls you've been smelling would smell more like Axe body wash...........

Laughed so so fucken hard I fell on the ground......agree 100 percent....

"
I know mushrooms smell like balls
"

WRONG...Balls smell like mushrooms?

And the penis has a semi-formed mushroom type tip, and the penis grows rapidly (like a mushroom), and after spewing its spores (like a mushroom), rapidly shrivels (like a mushroom).

So, your dumb ass weenie is a joke that God has played on you?

lo siento, senorita