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Please i want to join illuminati

 
Shola
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Please i want to join illuminati
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02/05/2013 04:14 AM
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Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
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02/05/2013 04:21 AM
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Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
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02/05/2013 04:24 AM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Typical asshat... ok wise ass, show the class where your "Illuminati" are hiding.

Under the bed?
In the closet?
The safe at the bank?


c'mon shit for brians. where the fuck are they?

didn't think so

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI, YOU DOLT!
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02/05/2013 04:26 AM
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Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Typical asshat... ok wise ass, show the class where your "Illuminati" are hiding.

Under the bed?
In the closet?
The safe at the bank?


c'mon shit for brians. where the fuck are they?

didn't think so

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI, YOU DOLT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


lvl 33 freemason right here.
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02/05/2013 04:27 AM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Typical asshat... ok wise ass, show the class where your "Illuminati" are hiding.

Under the bed?
In the closet?
The safe at the bank?


c'mon shit for brians. where the fuck are they?

didn't think so

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI, YOU DOLT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


lvl 33 freemason right here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22733536


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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Typical asshat... ok wise ass, show the class where your "Illuminati" are hiding.

Under the bed?
In the closet?
The safe at the bank?


c'mon shit for brians. where the fuck are they?

didn't think so

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI, YOU DOLT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


lvl 33 freemason right here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22733536


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Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Typical asshat... ok wise ass, show the class where your "Illuminati" are hiding.

Under the bed?
In the closet?
The safe at the bank?


c'mon shit for brians. where the fuck are they?

didn't think so

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI, YOU DOLT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know whereof you speak. I'll leave it at that. It is not my place to prove anything to you. But when you get serious, do some real research and you will understand why I said your statements are very ignorant
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02/05/2013 04:31 AM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Sorry, there isn't any "Illuminati". It's just a joke made up by a liberal professor and passed on for shits and grins.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Typical asshat... ok wise ass, show the class where your "Illuminati" are hiding.

Under the bed?
In the closet?
The safe at the bank?


c'mon shit for brians. where the fuck are they?

didn't think so

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI, YOU DOLT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know whereof you speak. I'll leave it at that. It is not my place to prove anything to you. But when you get serious, do some real research and you will understand why I said your statements are very ignorant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


you have nothing because there is NOTHING to have!

I know wtf I'm talking about here and know who's running shit on this planet. So here it is, maggot... THERE ARE NO FUCKING ILLUMINATI!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!
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02/05/2013 04:39 AM
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you don't know what you are talking about. Go to tmz until you learn a little more
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


Typical asshat... ok wise ass, show the class where your "Illuminati" are hiding.

Under the bed?
In the closet?
The safe at the bank?


c'mon shit for brians. where the fuck are they?

didn't think so

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATI, YOU DOLT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460


you don't know whereof you speak. I'll leave it at that. It is not my place to prove anything to you. But when you get serious, do some real research and you will understand why I said your statements are very ignorant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18713240


you have nothing because there is NOTHING to have!

I know wtf I'm talking about here and know who's running shit on this planet. So here it is, maggot... THERE ARE NO FUCKING ILLUMINATI!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27243460

:)
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02/05/2013 05:31 AM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
You have to give me an offering of superb chocolate in order to be considered.
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02/05/2013 05:34 AM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Sacrifice someone you love or are involved with intimately to Molech.
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02/05/2013 05:41 AM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Ok here's what you do.

Get a skull, a hawk feather, a lion claw, and a snake skin.

Find a room with little or no light.

Draw a cross on the ground and put each one at each point.

Ok say these words.

In the name of the darkness I sacrifice of my flesh in exchange for(what ever you want).

Take a dagger and cut your right hand. Take some blood and mark your forehead and below your right eye.

Drip the blood into a bowl, mix it with oil and then set it on fire.

Breath in the smoke, and say.

In your name I carry out your orders.

That who was born before Adam and who shall last beyond Christ.

Walk out of the room and leave everything there.

Go to sleep, you should have a dream that involves a river a tree a man sitting under the tree and a blonde woman with blue eyes. She will have her right eye covered with her hair.

When you wake you should have scratches on your arms, stomach, and under your right eye.

There ya go, you are officially in the Illuminati.
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02/05/2013 05:42 AM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Ok here's what you do.

Get a skull, a hawk feather, a lion claw, and a snake skin.

Find a room with little or no light.

Draw a cross on the ground and put each one at each point.

Ok say these words.

In the name of the darkness I sacrifice of my flesh in exchange for(what ever you want).

Take a dagger and cut your right hand. Take some blood and mark your forehead and below your right eye.

Drip the blood into a bowl, mix it with oil and then set it on fire.

Breath in the smoke, and say.

In your name I carry out your orders.

That who was born before Adam and who shall last beyond Christ.

Walk out of the room and leave everything there.

Go to sleep, you should have a dream that involves a river a tree a man sitting under the tree and a blonde woman with blue eyes. She will have her right eye covered with her hair.

When you wake you should have scratches on your arms, stomach, and under your right eye.

There ya go, you are officially in the Illuminati.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33605837


I forgot you will have to let her have sex with you in the dream. Do not deny her.
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02/10/2013 04:30 PM
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02/10/2013 04:31 PM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Where the fuck is my chocolate?
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03/09/2013 03:12 PM
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
Please i will like to join the illuminatipropoganda
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Idol1
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Are you sure? In some movies on stories I heard that during the initiation ceremony they sodomize the noob...
Illuminate on here... is it true? cool2
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03/12/2013 12:39 PM
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 Quoting: Shola 4056092


i want to join illuminati grouclappaclappaclappaclappaclappaclappaclappaclappap
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Re: Please i want to join illuminati
illuminati are just some sience people the true catholics.

you can only join if they come to you when you are very very good at sience.

you can never join if you only desire is to have money never...
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Please i want to join illuminati
 Quoting: Shola 4056092


You must fall into one of the requirements below:


1. Be of the historical bloodline

2. Be very wealthy (as in Billions) /or very influencial/powerful

3. Have special mental abilities that separates you from the rest of the herd.
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you dont need to be rich
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Where the fuck is my chocolate?
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Please i want to join illuminati

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They don't accept losers.





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