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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34254401 Germany 02/12/2013 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34254401 Read more: [link to www.newyorker.com] |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14798113 Germany 02/12/2013 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34254401 Read more: [link to www.newyorker.com] |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14798113 Germany 02/12/2013 02:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks, you should. Here's some background. When the Illuminati took over Russia in faked revolutions of 1917, and killed 10's of millions of Russians, they thought they subdued the white race. But they lost Russia to Orthodox Church recently, and the Church installed their own boy Putin. The Church got money for this op from unknown Swiss bank accounts. That's how Russia got back on its feet, and got the needed reboot to put its huge energy resources to action. The US Attorney Gen (Rothschild peon) is trying to find out the owner of those accounts by breaking into Swiss banks as we speak. Hitler never dared do anything similar. But it's too late for the most hated family on earth. Rothschild swines tried to take Putin down in faked revolutions (same old) too, but thanks to the internet, no one buys that shit any more. So Rothschilds are counting their last days, basically. They are in absolute panic right now. Funny thing is, they have no place to hide. Strongest armies on earth have turned their back on them. Some would say, it's the Merchant of Venice, replayed. Yawn. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3579277 United Kingdom 02/12/2013 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks, you should. Here's some background. When the Illuminati took over Russia in faked revolutions of 1917, and killed 10's of millions of Russians, they thought they subdued the white race. But they lost Russia to Orthodox Church recently, and the Church installed their own boy Putin. The Church got money for this op from unknown Swiss bank accounts. That's how Russia got back on its feet, and got the needed reboot to put its huge energy resources to action. The US Attorney Gen (Rothschild peon) is trying to find out the owner of those accounts by breaking into Swiss banks as we speak. Hitler never dared do anything similar. But it's too late for the most hated family on earth. Rothschild swines tried to take Putin down in faked revolutions (same old) too, but thanks to the internet, no one buys that shit any more. So Rothschilds are counting their last days, basically. They are in absolute panic right now. Funny thing is, they have no place to hide. Strongest armies on earth have turned their back on them. Some would say, it's the Merchant of Venice, replayed. Yawn. That shows you don't know whats really going on. If Putin is acting independently of the Rothschild/Rockefeller control system, then how come they still have a central bank there in Russia? Its been there all through Putin's on-off-on reign. Virtually all the world is in thrall to this system.....unknowingly most of it of course. |
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Hard Eight User ID: 8668963 United States 02/12/2013 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Citing lack of adequate vacation time the President tendered his resignation and left for Hawaii with golf bag in tow aboard Saudi King's Gulfstream filled with Reggie juice. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1343301 Fixed it Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian |
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Evil Cretin Heretic User ID: 1217128 United States 02/12/2013 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so, who specifically will be doing the executions and asset confiscations. Please name names. Free speech is never free. Well I know it wasn't you who held me down Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains And we never even know we have the key - Eagles |
pulledoutofazz User ID: 27174334 United Kingdom 02/12/2013 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bilderberg play-cards tower is collapsing: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14798113 It started with: 1. Queen Beatrix resigned 2. Pope Benedict resigned To follow: 3. Barack Obama to resign tonight 4. Queen Elizabeth to resign by the end of the week To follow next week, the false royalty: 5. Rothschilds arrest and confiscation of all assets 6. Rockefellers arrest and confiscation of all assest and hundreds of their bankster helpers you've never heard of. Then comes out the truth on 9/11, to be followed by public executions of: 7. George W Bush 8. Dick Chaney aka "stand-down order man" and hundreds of their helpers. Then new science is revealed to the mankind which has been kept secret within royal families for 6000 years. Then One World is declared, without borders, without money. Then The Age of Empires ends. Then The Age of Enlightenment begins (but not the Illuminati NWO crap as they and Masons will all be history by the year's end.) Then Happy New 2014. really? really? really? reallY? |
SeekWisdom User ID: 14695767 United States 02/12/2013 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bilderberg play-cards tower is collapsing: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14798113 It started with: 1. Queen Beatrix resigned 2. Pope Benedict resigned To follow: 3. Barack Obama to resign tonight 4. Queen Elizabeth to resign by the end of the week To follow next week, the false royalty: 5. Rothschilds arrest and confiscation of all assets 6. Rockefellers arrest and confiscation of all assest and hundreds of their bankster helpers you've never heard of. Then comes out the truth on 9/11, to be followed by public executions of: 7. George W Bush 8. Dick Chaney aka "stand-down order man" and hundreds of their helpers. Then new science is revealed to the mankind which has been kept secret within royal families for 6000 years. Then One World is declared, without borders, without money. Then The Age of Empires ends. Then The Age of Enlightenment begins (but not the Illuminati NWO crap as they and Masons will all be history by the year's end.) Then Happy New 2014. We can only hope! "The lips of wisdom are closed, except to the ears of Understanding" A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Albert Einstein Get over here!- Scorpion |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14798113 Germany 02/12/2013 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks, you should. Here's some background. When the Illuminati took over Russia in faked revolutions of 1917, and killed 10's of millions of Russians, they thought they subdued the white race. But they lost Russia to Orthodox Church recently, and the Church installed their own boy Putin. The Church got money for this op from unknown Swiss bank accounts. That's how Russia got back on its feet, and got the needed reboot to put its huge energy resources to action. The US Attorney Gen (Rothschild peon) is trying to find out the owner of those accounts by breaking into Swiss banks as we speak. Hitler never dared do anything similar. But it's too late for the most hated family on earth. Rothschild swines tried to take Putin down in faked revolutions (same old) too, but thanks to the internet, no one buys that shit any more. So Rothschilds are counting their last days, basically. They are in absolute panic right now. Funny thing is, they have no place to hide. Strongest armies on earth have turned their back on them. Some would say, it's the Merchant of Venice, replayed. Yawn. That shows you don't know whats really going on. If Putin is acting independently of the Rothschild/Rockefeller control system, then how come they still have a central bank there in Russia? Its been there all through Putin's on-off-on reign. Virtually all the world is in thrall to this system.....unknowingly most of it of course. Thanks for asking. Central bank is a time-bomb, you dismantle it last. He finished establishing the energy-based economy only two months ago. He immediately kicked USAID (CIA) out, as a sign he became sovereign. He banned import of US meat yesterday. He banned Russians to keep money in foreign banks. And tomorrow...? Seems like you the one who doesn't know what's going on. LOL |
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