Secret of the Illuminati OR How to serve man

Long ago Illuminati Overlords made a pact with Demonic and Alien intelligences that in return for an endless supply of human hosts the Illuminati would receive powerful spells and tools to enslave the minds and souls of men.
They would also be spared whence came the final reckoning on that day.

How it will happen:

"It will happen this way. You may be walking. Maybe the first sunny day of the spring. And a car will slow beside you, and a door will open, and someone you know, maybe even trust, will get out of the car. And he will smile, a becoming smile. But he will leave open the door of the car and offer to give you a lift."

An extinction level event (ELE) will be revealed to occur in a short amount of time much like it was rehearsed and performed in several popular films of the past decade.

It will be a rogue star entering our solar system and our "Space Brothers" will miraculously appear in massive beamships to usher us away to safety on their home planets.
People will willingly board and comply with every command to ensure their survival.

Billions will leave Earth aboard ships headed to a nearby portal (actually Within our own sun) to emerge in the Sirius system where they will be enslaved and their souls used for both food and fuel.

Meanwhile the ELE will have been nothing more than the result of an advanced illusion projection system (think Bluebeam) and the Illuminati will have their New world Order as described in various places and ways (Georgia Guidestones, Denver Airport murals, etc) successfully reducing the population of Earth to around 500 million people without a global Apocalypse, End-of-days Pandemic or a drop of blood spilled.

The useless eaters will be gone and the Power Elite will have control of all that remains, reaping the benefit of the work and contributions of billions of people without having to tolerate "the smell of it".

Or so I imagine.