Someone should organize a Straight Pride Parade.

We can dress up in business suits and throw footballs around.

Cook steaks, drink beer and watch naked women dance.

For the ladies we can have some male strippers and some other stuff. (We're going to need a straight female organizer for the womenfolk).

Damn STRAIGHT!

But then homos be protesting and be like

Yeah, well, straights are the more oppressed minority atm.

Dude, count me in.

I'd go! And I'd have a big banner that reads PROUD TO BE ONE OF THOSE %50 OF STRAIGHTS THAT ARE DIVORCED!

Can't do it. Be like starting a European Heritage club. Al not so Sharpton would call it homo racist

Yes!
Can we make fun of those who aren't straight as well?

haha European Heritage Club always gets called White Supremacist Organization, automatically aligned with the arch enemy known as Nazis.

We could have mothers AND fathers with their children who are dressed in sex appropriate clothing.

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Now that's controversial.

thats a hate crime

RACISSSSSS!

and a white history month:bushhitler:

we should have our own flag too and march down the street while cramming in down everyone's throat.

thats not a bad idea actually...

Wouldn't it be fun to let the little boys play with cap guns while we walked the parade while the little girls played with their dolls in their strollers if they wanted to. We wouldn't force them of course.

*runs through thread naked*

The straight parade would definitely be crashed by men wearing pink tutus

doing this


all the way to the parade....

Probably. Because gays can't just let people be straight.

Mardi Gras "show us your tits" would seem to qualify...

See? That's why we have gay pride, stupid.

Be all like... BOOOOOO!!

I'm against all stupid parades.

It's called getting laid and telling your friends.

it's against the law.