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Shez User ID: 41018911 United Kingdom 06/03/2013 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How to Leave the Planet Quoting: HGTTG1. Phone NASA (tel. 0101 713 483 0123). Explain that it's very important that you get away as quickly as possible. 2. If they don't cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House (tel. 0101 202 456 1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them. 3. If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (tel. 0107 095 295 9051) and ask them to bring a little pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf. 4. If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (tel. 010 396 6982). 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives. I'm assuming you've already attempted 1-4? nearly in tears laughing at that comment haha :) |
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CharlieMurphy User ID: 21085501 United States 06/03/2013 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...to drink the blood of christ I assume... Last Edited by CharlieMurphy on 06/03/2013 07:30 PM Fuck Yea! |
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Listen_n User ID: 1580156 United States 06/03/2013 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All you need are two plastic cups, a large needle and twenty or thirty millions miles of string. Quoting: Shez 41018911 Here's how to do it...piece both cups through the bottoms, thread string through both holes, knot both of them (doubles or triple knots...just to be sure) keep hold of one cup tightly then get a mate to throw one cup in the air as hard as he can :) reach for the moon and you'll land amongst the stars...aim high How to Leave the Planet Quoting: HGTTG1. Phone NASA (tel. 0101 713 483 0123). Explain that it's very important that you get away as quickly as possible. 2. If they don't cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House (tel. 0101 202 456 1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them. 3. If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (tel. 0107 095 295 9051) and ask them to bring a little pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf. 4. If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (tel. 010 396 6982). 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives. I'm assuming you've already attempted 1-4? A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc. Quoting: acuk 40917659 Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out. Those aren't aliens. They are demons. Thank you for these responses! I needed this laugh today! LOL I love GLP! If we don't listen we will never hear the truth |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41081508 United States 06/03/2013 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All you need are two plastic cups, a large needle and twenty or thirty millions miles of string. Quoting: Shez 41018911 Here's how to do it...piece both cups through the bottoms, thread string through both holes, knot both of them (doubles or triple knots...just to be sure) keep hold of one cup tightly then get a mate to throw one cup in the air as hard as he can :) reach for the moon and you'll land amongst the stars...aim high How to Leave the Planet Quoting: HGTTG1. Phone NASA (tel. 0101 713 483 0123). Explain that it's very important that you get away as quickly as possible. 2. If they don't cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House (tel. 0101 202 456 1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them. 3. If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (tel. 0107 095 295 9051) and ask them to bring a little pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf. 4. If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (tel. 010 396 6982). 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives. I'm assuming you've already attempted 1-4? A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc. Quoting: acuk 40917659 Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out. Those aren't aliens. They are demons. Thank you for these responses! I needed this laugh today! LOL I love GLP! WE SHALL ARRIVE TONIGHT...WEAR SOMETHING LIGHT... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38770446 United States 06/03/2013 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc. Quoting: acuk 40917659 Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out. Those aren't aliens. They are demons. STFU asshole. No time for your fear virus today. meth helps and 8 weeks without sleep |
Shez User ID: 41018911 United Kingdom 06/03/2013 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All you need are two plastic cups, a large needle and twenty or thirty millions miles of string. Quoting: Shez 41018911 Here's how to do it...piece both cups through the bottoms, thread string through both holes, knot both of them (doubles or triple knots...just to be sure) keep hold of one cup tightly then get a mate to throw one cup in the air as hard as he can :) reach for the moon and you'll land amongst the stars...aim high How to Leave the Planet Quoting: HGTTG1. Phone NASA (tel. 0101 713 483 0123). Explain that it's very important that you get away as quickly as possible. 2. If they don't cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House (tel. 0101 202 456 1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them. 3. If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (tel. 0107 095 295 9051) and ask them to bring a little pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf. 4. If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (tel. 010 396 6982). 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives. I'm assuming you've already attempted 1-4? A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc. Quoting: acuk 40917659 Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out. Those aren't aliens. They are demons. Thank you for these responses! I needed this laugh today! LOL I love GLP! ;) hahaha That proper cracked me up |
Truthseeker007 User ID: 40324881 United States 06/03/2013 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A guide for initiating contact with extraterrestrials: Initiating Contact with benevolent extraterrestrial beings is for many a step in the positive direction of taking greater responsibility for your life¹s choices and actions. You have removed yourself from the ranks of those who remain passive, those who wait instead of using enterprise to create the new reality, and you become a catalyst for the vision of empowered and harmonious interactions that hails the advent of an 'Awakened Humanity'. Here is held the enlightened idea that all consciousness, all beings, are connected back to our originating source via love and that the creator is within all the created. Nothing separates us but our own self-awareness and this need not be an isolationist state, but a world with open borders to the galaxy and beyond. Initiating Contact also implies that you have or are ready to embrace a framework of reality in which we are not alone or isolated, nor are we the only evolved being with the capacity for abstract thought, a desire to improve ourselves and a spirit for adventure and goodwill that impels us outward to meet our neighbors. Spiritual study (and now the study of string theory in quantum physics), as well as telepathic and physical contact with ET friends, provides us with the tools and capacity to conceptualize the idea of life existing - not only in our dimension at a specific frequency (or life wave) that we identify by our five senses - but that life can and does exist at other frequencies and dimensions. It is possible to create a bridge of communication to such civilizations and beings through the inner senses alone. This is what the first phase of Initiating Contact is all about, expanding beyond the five senses to embrace and develop your extrasensory abilities and spiritual will power. Physical contact is for many the ultimate goal. Such events are happening right now around the planet. Many humanoid and other types of respectful and highly developed beings are going to the greatest lengths to avoid distressing or frightening people as they reach out to those who are ready and those who sincerely hold a long term goal for such contact experience. Yet physical contact is NOT the final goal or one of the highest importance, this pedestal is held for our spiritual development alone as the highest achievement and the main reason why we are here in the first place. Contact is only relevant if it in some way promotes a greater personal and transcendental understanding of your true eternal self. Contact is only desirable if it in some way can inspire you to live your life more fully and to hold firmer your own vision for the planet transformed into the world of your dreams. ET ships in the sky are a sign of the support and encouragement of other races. Yet a sighting in and of itself is not what is important, it is what you allow this confirmation of the vaster universe to do for your own state of mind and heart. Read on: [link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net] I hope this helps you. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41051849 United States 06/03/2013 07:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Speak to them in your own personal, private way. They will hear you. Begin, though, by making it known that you only want to communicate with benevolent ET's, i.e., those of the Light. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41051849 ttowngirl . . . Please ignore all of the comedians trying to be oh-so-witty. My post above was made in all sincerity and from personal experience. I only ask that you trust what I'm telling you. I know you have a good Heart, which is far more than most of these other posters have. The benevolent ET's will respond to such a person, though it might be in your dreams, or through telepathy, rather than making an actual appearance. If you are sincere in your need, that is all that matters. However, they are not going to respond if you are simply looking for some frivolous encounter to satisfy your curiosity about them. In other words, if you need spiritual help, for example, you have to ASK THEM for assistance. That is because they have to abide by the Cosmic Law of Non-Interference. So, if you don't ask, they are not permitted to assist you. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41084614 United States 06/03/2013 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So why do you think you would like to try it? What could aliens tell you about yourself that you cannot discover *by* yourself? Be careful what you wish for, my friend. I am debating these days the real integral value I may or may not have had myself, during my own communication episode back in 2006. - The Mule |