I am a small blue/green planet in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy. Ask me a question.

feelin neglected?

Overpopulated.

not everywhere

Do you know anything about the number 497?

how harmless are you?

i haven't gotten my updated Guide yet.

Got any big brothers that rough you up every 3600 years??????

It is an adorable planet. Also, there are many towels here.

well, it will be until the Vogons arrive.

why haven't we gone to Alpha Centauri and examined the plans?

Mostly harmless.

Don't forget about what the dolphins pulled.

Grasshoppers or ants race?.

How do you feel about birds shitting ALL OVER tiny islands?


Like...


Do they never let it go just over the water??


Do they purposely save it up for those little islands here and there?

Usually they will go where they need to. However, when a bird has a premeditated target there is almost nothing which can deter it.

Grasshoppers.

you bleed iron rich liquid and you have a pulse, are you animal, vegetable or a mineral?

If you could spit out one inhabitant, who would it be?

Does Uranus smell?

I think your sick, I think you should see a doctor about your humans.

The cat caught the bird. He dropped it when ordered. Still alive...holding it in both hands, seeing the damage, willing it to fly. One final gasp! Still...willing it to fly!

Moment or two of silent reflection. Cat still lingering, too! Dig a deep hole...Fly away little bird, fly home...

not final tho...the bird now feeds a single plant.

Thank you



Rainbows too!