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A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46545824 Japan 09/11/2013 01:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... "..:Well this certainly is a surprse and an honor, Mr. President. What an can I get you?"

Anonymous Coward User ID: 46577477 United Kingdom 09/11/2013 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46636482 United States 09/11/2013 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... Best joke ever.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43960798 United States 09/11/2013 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...

Anonymous Coward User ID: 46614374 United States 09/11/2013 02:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... IMAGE ( [link to i43.tinypic.com] )
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33435073 United States 09/11/2013 02:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... :barakcrazy: :nuke2:
Dr_Yepper User ID: 33998632 United States 09/11/2013 02:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic

Child of Jerusalem User ID: 21616060 United States 09/11/2013 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic Quoting: Dr_Yepper He isn't, its just the stereotype of being black I would assume. I have heard that George W. Bush was a heavy alcoholic at one point in his life. Last Edited by Departed on 09/11/2013 02:24 AM Life seems to be a balance of peace and chaos. Without the madness life would be pretty boring. Without the peace we would surely all die. Commit to the lord and know you're saved. Praise our savior Jesus christ.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41212044 United States 09/11/2013 02:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic Quoting: Dr_Yepper He isn't, its just the stereotype of being black I would assume. I have heard that George W. Bush was a heavy alcoholic at one point in his life. Quoting: Child of Jerusalem Bush was heavy into blow too.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44347381 Denmark 09/11/2013 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... The Teatcher to the kids - When was Rome built? John raises hes arm and says - at night - Why do you say that John? - Well. They say Rome wasnt built in a day!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 43339476 United States 09/11/2013 02:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... whoa I had no idea he was an alcoholic Quoting: Dr_Yepper Me either.
flaming sword User ID: 46658629 Australia 09/11/2013 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... Guy's....I think you are very very lucky to have an articulate man of compassion...merca aint all gunzzz and chev blocks...no?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1130777 Japan 09/11/2013 02:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... The Teatcher to the kids - When was Rome built? John raises hes arm and says - at night - Why do you say that John? - Well. They say Rome wasnt built in a day! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44347381 Its interesting you mention that. I heard that at the last Bilderberg bilderberg Group meetomg, Cheney was really going of on Obama, tearing him a new one for falling behind schedule on the Georgia Guidestones goals. Obama was all like, "Chill, bro. Rome wasn't burnt in a day."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1330236 Poland 09/11/2013 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43587745 United States 09/11/2013 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says... I want me some grape drank!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29528963 United States 09/11/2013 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: A stoner, an illegal alien, a communist, an alcoholic, a Muslim, and a gay man walk into a bar. The Bartender says...

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