I don't always talk to Obama voters , but when I do I ask for large fries

me thinks you give obama fans way too much credit.

they are not working.

they are at home laying back collecting a check and a free cell phone from their master.

What do you call a gathering of terrorists, financial scam artists, tax dodgers, and sexual preditors? A democratic convention.

why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

yep - texas welfare case ... right bub

poor republican states are so because they have just recently turfed the demonrats

Detroit, Chicago and Compton are great examples of fiscal sobriety

I didn't vote for 'im, and I was a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat, a YELLOW DOG Democrat, until I figured out the two parties are just two peas in a pod.

But Obama...yeah, that's some special kind of crazy there. Still and all, a puppet ona string.

Q: What's the definition of a Democrat running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat

Arkansas has had a balanced budget forever. We don't spend more than we have. How's that California budget working out?

And if we could remove that 13% of our population that are black democrats our food stamp rolls would decline by half.

Q: How many Bomos (obama supporters) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They'd rather live in the dark.



Q: What do a mushroom and a Bomo have in common?

A: They're happiest when kept in the dark and fed bullshit.



Q: What does a Bomo and a housefly have in common?

A: They both eat shit and bother people?



Q: What do you call five black guys beating up a Bomo?

A: A just reward.



Q: What's the difference between a Bomo and a steaming pile of dog shit?

A: The steam.

Here's some good news. Barack Obama announced he's bringing home troops from Iraq. That's right. Unfortunately, he couldn't get them direct flights home. They have a two-year layover in Afghanistan

It absolutely had to happen.

You folks still crack me up.

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. If the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

Sure better to get a laugh than cry

The Pope and Obama were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand? ....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

The crowd roared wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!

Abortion or gunz you choose.

Those of us who have been around here a while know that Dems and Reps are EXACTLY the same.

Sure, they don't do the same thing.

But what they both do...is wrong.

Right doesn't exist in either party. Right exists when an individual says no to wrong.

:zeropick:

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a WISE-OLD Democrat, and a drunk are walking together down the street, when they spot a $100 bill on the road. Who do you think got it?
The drunk obviously. The other three are all mythological creatures.

Thanks to President Obama we will become a more honest people. Once we're all jobless there won't be any point in lying on our tax returns.

Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"

I don't always read Obama threads, but when I do, I prefer to read them on GLP.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked

Most of them are part of the 47% so don't have a job, therefore no fries for you. In fact, they will jump in line in front of you to get their large fries with their EBT card.

The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard trying to solve that problem

your right there brother


where do you hide a black mans food stamps where he wont ever find them.

under his work boots.

Well no shit. That's called parenting, something an Obama voter wouldn't know anything about. No wonder it is confusing to you.

The OP thinks they are smart, but they eat fast food with pride. At least the worker is there trying to make a living. Meanwhile, the OP pays to eat garbage meat that is sanitized and has yoga mat material in it.

Have fun with the cancer, type 2 diabetes, liver sclerosis, heart disease, depression and/or never ending hunger the ultra-refined sugars and hydrolized soybean oil cause.

At least you voted for the republican version of the same exact president.

Two puppets, one on each hand of the same puppeteer. Even though the real ass the puppeteer has their hands shoved up is our collective ass.

more kids mo money mo money ,