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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41228716 United States 09/21/2013 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3176897 Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan. me thinks you give obama fans way too much credit. they are not working. they are at home laying back collecting a check and a free cell phone from their master. |
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Woot Woot User ID: 28028273 Canada 09/21/2013 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lets be honest here, the red states are the poorest, least educated, and the states also share a common bond, they're the largest recipients of welfare. I'm no Democrat, but truth hurts. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45921594 yep - texas welfare case ... right bub poor republican states are so because they have just recently turfed the demonrats Detroit, Chicago and Compton are great examples of fiscal sobriety |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47222527 United States 09/21/2013 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But Obama...yeah, that's some special kind of crazy there. Still and all, a puppet ona string. |
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Unixlike User ID: 47127250 United States 09/21/2013 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lets be honest here, the red states are the poorest, least educated, and the states also share a common bond, they're the largest recipients of welfare. I'm no Democrat, but truth hurts. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45921594 yep - texas welfare case ... right bub poor republican states are so because they have just recently turfed the demonrats Detroit, Chicago and Compton are great examples of fiscal sobriety Arkansas has had a balanced budget forever. We don't spend more than we have. How's that California budget working out? And if we could remove that 13% of our population that are black democrats our food stamp rolls would decline by half. |
R.P. McMurphy User ID: 45419220 United States 09/21/2013 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Q: How many Bomos (obama supporters) does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They'd rather live in the dark. Q: What do a mushroom and a Bomo have in common? A: They're happiest when kept in the dark and fed bullshit. Q: What does a Bomo and a housefly have in common? A: They both eat shit and bother people? Q: What do you call five black guys beating up a Bomo? A: A just reward. Q: What's the difference between a Bomo and a steaming pile of dog shit? A: The steam. "Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. ==== ESTJ-a (Executive) 93% Extroverted, 82% Observant, 83% Thinking, 82% Judging,72% Assertive ==== |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3176897 United States 09/21/2013 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men, and they put money in his underwear. If the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father? "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids." |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3176897 United States 09/21/2013 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Pope and Obama were on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand? ....Show me!" So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage! The crowd roared wildly and there was happiness throughout the land! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2683160 United States 09/21/2013 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3176897 Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan. Those of us who have been around here a while know that Dems and Reps are EXACTLY the same. Sure, they don't do the same thing. But what they both do...is wrong. Right doesn't exist in either party. Right exists when an individual says no to wrong. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3176897 United States 09/21/2013 08:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a WISE-OLD Democrat, and a drunk are walking together down the street, when they spot a $100 bill on the road. Who do you think got it? The drunk obviously. The other three are all mythological creatures. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34029077 United States 09/21/2013 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3176897 Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' In other words, Republicans don't actually put any thought into their political decisions? It's kinda like asking a Baptist why they're a Baptist. I've literally been told the reason was because their parents and grandparents were. Well no shit. That's called parenting, something an Obama voter wouldn't know anything about. No wonder it is confusing to you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47135605 United States 09/21/2013 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The OP thinks they are smart, but they eat fast food with pride. At least the worker is there trying to make a living. Meanwhile, the OP pays to eat garbage meat that is sanitized and has yoga mat material in it. Have fun with the cancer, type 2 diabetes, liver sclerosis, heart disease, depression and/or never ending hunger the ultra-refined sugars and hydrolized soybean oil cause. At least you voted for the republican version of the same exact president. Two puppets, one on each hand of the same puppeteer. Even though the real ass the puppeteer has their hands shoved up is our collective ass. |
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nzreva User ID: 40295562 United States 09/21/2013 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3176897 Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan. |