MARKET MELTDOWN: CNBC CRAMER: 'THEY'RE NUTS, THEY KNOW NOTHING... THIS IS ARMAGEDDON!'

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He's right.

Paper money is a debt obligation written by a stranger. This stranger has alot of power and it is really strange. The stranger convinced the society that these debt obligations hold great value which is very strange. Our society is very strange. Do I need debt obligations written by a stranger? If I say yes it will be very strange.

Do I need gold? Why would I need gold? What is better gold or wood? I can make a house out of wood but can I make a house out of gold? If I lived near a golden forest I would probably use gold to make a house. Untill I find a golden forest I will stick with wood. Let's return to the original question do I need gold? Can I eat gold?

Helping people is good. But how can I help people if they don't ask me for help? There are many problems in the world. Did I create them? Why should I try solving your problem and alter the natural course of events? The one who created the problem will eventually solve it. Why should I deny you the chance to solve your own problem? Do I have a problem? After writing this article I don't have any problems!

Must see TV would be to see white coats converging on the CNBC set someday to get Mr. Cramer into his new "vest".

I don't have TV. I listen to CNBC some mornings on the XM.
On some occasions I've turned my radio on later in the day while it was still tuned in to that channel when Fast Money was on.

The guy is a loon. His show sounds like a Saturday morning kid show. I can't imagine what it "looks" like.

And people follow his financial advice?

Is that you MichaelM?

DOW is stronger than ever! God bless the DOW!

DOW is 14,810... We'll be fine!

Try over 6 years

BUY! BUY! BUY!

You are all in for such a big surprise very soon. Yet you fail too see any of it.

Advice: Get a bike with a basket or bags to carry stuff and stock up on food.

You will not be able to afford either very soon and sell that big SUV while you still can and get a puddle jumper.

Find work closer to home and get ready to garden and heat your own home.

Game times coming.

Who needs food when you can just ascend into higher dimension?

I see DOW 20,000 soon!

I feel that I have a bright future as a financial advisor!

DOW will grow forever!

No, it's over SIX years old!
Really!? You go back OVER 6 yrs and this is the best video you can come up with?

Last Edited by SuperManny on 08/31/2013 04:49 PM

The market has never been better!

The flow of the money is rather amazing!

How come Cramer is not called a "domestic terrorist" ?

The market is booming!

Dow will drop 77% on September 2015.

It's good to be wise!

The secret of the DOW is the great American Dollar. God bless this Pyramid!

Do you think they'll give you a call before they host their big profit-taking selloff party?

Or, will they get their money out while you are left holding a bag of worthless stock?

Maybe there's nothing to worry about. After all, throughout all of recorded history, the few "elites" at the top have ALWAYS played fair and made certain that no one individual or group conspired to benefit from "inside information" at the expense of the masses.

No wait, excuse, me, I got mixed up. Turns out we are fucked.

My bad.

Money is a religion for many of us...

If you support the system, the system will support you!

The market is full of Love!

We are in the age of prosperity!

completely on topik.